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This is classic. One more reason why pre-1950s baseball was awesome.
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Like J. Morris, I too "pitched to the score." In my case the score was usually 0. I was quite good.Comment
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In 1884 I created the "50-50" Club: 50 wins, 50 cuckolds.Comment
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147 years ago today J. Wilkes Booth was put down like the scurrilous dog he was. R not IP, scum.
The proper thing to do with a foul ball is to return it to the field, not give it to a mewling whelp. The world needs no more charity.
If my hazy recollection of my time out west is accurate, approximately half of you are my progeny. #GoDbacks
Little Round Top is smaller than A. LaRoche's strike zone.
In my day, those fey few who offered their predictions for the upcoming base ball season were burned as witches. None were mourned.
Ah, the NCAA Women's Championship Game, the great moment of truth for misogynists.
Now: "I am sorry we lost your mail. Our driver uses PCP." Then: "Our rider was shot by an arrow. Here is your mail."
We did not permit Alabama and Mississippi to make decisions in my day.
Hoss is going to "black out" in protest of sobriety.Comment
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