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  • FirstTimer
    Freeman Error

    • Feb 2009
    • 18729

    Bryce Harper Called Up. Slateman Cums HARD

    Per NAHSTE in the CB
  • Leftwich
    Bring on the Season

    • Oct 2008
    • 13700

    #2
    The Nationals have announced that they're promoting outfielder Bryce Harper to the Major Leagues tomorrow (Twitter link). Harper will take Ryan Zimmerman's place on the active roster and the third baseman will be placed on the 15-day disabled list.
    The Nationals have announced that they're promoting outfielder Bryce Harper to the Major Leagues tomorrow (Twitter link). Harper will take …

    Originally posted by Tailback U
    It won't say shit, because dying is for pussies.

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    • Leftwich
      Bring on the Season

      • Oct 2008
      • 13700

      #3
      Btw, he'll be a nice add to my fantasy lineup.

       
      possibly

      Originally posted by Tailback U
      It won't say shit, because dying is for pussies.

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      • NAHSTE
        Probably owns the site
        • Feb 2009
        • 22233

        #4
        Yeah that .700 OPS in AAA will really translate well to the big leagues!

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        • FedEx227
          Delivers
          • Mar 2009
          • 10454

          #5
          anyone know Harper's BABIP?
          VoicesofWrestling.com

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          • Goober
            Needs a hobby
            • Feb 2009
            • 12271

            #6
            Originally posted by FedEx227
            anyone know Harper's BABIP?
            Who cares. You need to think big complete picture stuff. .250 avg, 1 HR, 3 RBIs.

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            • Primetime
              Thank You Prince
              • Nov 2008
              • 17526

              #7
              Harpah!

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              • NAHSTE
                Probably owns the site
                • Feb 2009
                • 22233

                #8
                Yeah you guys this is why Jon Heyman gets paid the big bucks. Expert analysis like this can't be found elsewhere.

                bryce harper's overall stats at AAA syracuse: 1 hr, 3 rbi, .250.
                So glad he's crunching the numbers so we don't have to.

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                • Goober
                  Needs a hobby
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 12271

                  #9
                  [QUOTE=NAHSTE;2039716]Yeah you guys this is why Jon Heyman gets paid the big bucks. Expert analysis like this can't be found elsewhere.



                  So glad he's crunching the numbers so we don't have to.[/QUOTE
                  Dude probably had to gather every copy of the Washington Press for the last two months, and go through all the boxscores to get these numbers. There's no other way to get it.

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                  • Slateman
                    Junior Member
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 2777

                    #10
                    Nationals are getting a .094 batting average out of whoever is playing in LF. Obviously, that just won't do. Lombo will be playing third base full time (I hope) which means we gotta put someone in there.

                    I can't remember, but I could have sworn that the Nationals had to wait till May to not lose Harper to free agency a year sooner.

                    Ironically, I didn't want this. Too soon. He isn't ready. I wanted Tyler Moore instead
                    The king was shaken. He went up to the room over the gateway and wept.
                    As he went, he said: "O my son Absalom! My son, my son Absalom!
                    If only I had died instead of you
                    O Absalom, my son, my son!"

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                    • NAHSTE
                      Probably owns the site
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 22233

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Slateman
                      Nationals are getting a .094 batting average out of whoever is playing in LF. Obviously, that just won't do. Lombo will be playing third base full time (I hope) which means we gotta put someone in there.

                      I can't remember, but I could have sworn that the Nationals had to wait till May to not lose Harper to free agency a year sooner.

                      Ironically, I didn't want this. Too soon. He isn't ready. I wanted Tyler Moore instead
                      From what I understand, the deadline has just recently passed, so he won't be FA eligible until 2018.

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                      • EmpireWF
                        Giants in the Super Bowl
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 24082

                        #12
                        Over/under on games until his first big league beaning?


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                        • Slateman
                          Junior Member
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 2777

                          #13
                          Yep, that's what Zuckerman just posted. So, I'm okay with it.

                          Still don't think he's ready. Still think I would have rather had Moore called up. Guy has more ABs in double and triple A and we could maybe move him at the deadline.

                          But whatever, let's roll. The offense needs something. Like I said, .094 from whoever plays left field.


                          Originally posted by EmpireWF
                          Over/under on games until his first big league beaning?
                          1

                          Because thats when he will crush his first home run and then get thrown at in his next AB :D :D
                          The king was shaken. He went up to the room over the gateway and wept.
                          As he went, he said: "O my son Absalom! My son, my son Absalom!
                          If only I had died instead of you
                          O Absalom, my son, my son!"

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                          • KnightNoles
                            Kdub #9
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 2409

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Slateman
                            Nationals are getting a .094 batting average out of whoever is playing in LF. Obviously, that just won't do. Lombo will be playing third base full time (I hope) which means we gotta put someone in there.

                            I can't remember, but I could have sworn that the Nationals had to wait till May to not lose Harper to free agency a year sooner.

                            Ironically, I didn't want this. Too soon. He isn't ready. I wanted Tyler Moore instead
                            yea, too early.. don't want him up until mid to late May.. oh well the time is now

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                            • Warner2BruceTD
                              2011 Poster Of The Year
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 26142

                              #15
                              I want Harper to fail, because he's a douche, but the level of cynicism and geek talk in this thread is astounding.

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