MLB Random Thoughts - Week 5 [4/30 - 5/6]

[Goober]

And now the Brewers defense is going to shit/we're being babip'ed to death.

Fuck Cesar Izturis.

[st lickem]

he might not be able to run, but boy can chipper still hit. 5 RBI night.

[KnightNoles]

Gosh dang it Brandon!

[Slateman]

Silly Aaron Cook

[MVPete]

No clue what the Rays were doing tonight but they blew that game. Taxed the bullpen and Maddon tried to do too much Maddonball or w/e the hell you want to call it when they were at the plate.

[KnightNoles]

damnnn how'd he cut open the knee like that?

[Guest]

Orioles already have two on the Red Sox, who don't look good at all, looking to bring out the brooms tomorrow

[NAHSTE]

Huge day of baseball today. Incredible pitching match ups abound. Three of my favorite pitchers are going this afternoon:

1.

2.

3. TOM MILONE

And that's not nearly all. Tat Latos faces off against the Pirates, Cain faces Marcum and to top it off we've got "Coal Hammels" vs. Jordan Zimmermann in the night game.

[Warner2BruceTD]

Im leaving for Minute Maid to watch the Stros win 6 straight and sweep the Cardinals.

Its Dog Day at the Park, so hopefully my dog takes a nice healthy shit on the warning track during the dog parade after the game.

TAKE THAT ASTROS GO REDS

[Slateman]

damnnn how'd he cut open the knee like that?

Runner on third, pass ball. He felt the best way to block home was with his leg.

[Slateman]

Huge day of baseball today. Incredible pitching match ups abound. Three of my favorite pitchers are going this afternoon:

1. :beachy

2. :yu

3. TOM MILONE

And that's not nearly all. Tat Latos faces off against the Pirates, Cain faces Marcum and to top it off we've got "Coal Hammels" vs. Jordan Zimmermann in the night game.

I have a feeling that the Nationals are going to have some regret in giving up Milone. He's one of those guys that's going to do well and be cost effective for a while.

Supposedly, Zimmerman wants to play tonight but the staff are saying it'd be better to rest today and be ready to go on Tuesday. This only delays the Davey's decision on what to do with Lombardozzi. Since being a starter, he's been hitting .278/.333/.333. Been solid with the glove too. While that doesn't seem to be impressive, Ian Desmond continues to swing at every pitch he can and Espinosa is struggling to maintain the Mendoza line ...

[Goober]

I think Allen Craig has earned a start this week in my fantasy lineup. He better play five games.

[Blick]

Luke Hochevar is the biggest pussy alive.

[FUSE]

I wish I could un-see that picture of Aaron Cook's leg

[NAHSTE]

Freddie Fuckin' Freeman