The United State's WBC Lineup

[Villain]

Well, maybe they want a good defensive outfielder?

What do you mean? 2x Gold Glover!

[FedEx227]

Gold Gloves are usually a solid argument for guys being better than others at defense.

[EmpireWF]

Gold Gloves are usually a solid argument for guys being better than others at defense.

[FedEx227]

The best seven games of first base probably ever played.

[Goober]

Matt Kemp and Jason Heyward are black. It would be impossible for them to capture the hearts of America like a true conservative hero, Bryce Harper will. Heyward didn't even win ROY that tells me all I need to know about him. Clearly Harper will always be the better player because of this trivial award.

[NAHSTE]

Matt Kemp and Jason Heyward are black. It would be impossible for them to capture the hearts of America like a true conservative hero, Bryce Harper will. Heyward didn't even win ROY that tells me all I need to know about him. Clearly Harper will always be the better player because of this trivial award.

True. Plus I missed this part of the criteria:

2. People who had expressed interest in playing.

That would eliminate Heyward, who doesn't even love baseball.

[NAHSTE]

Also, if Ian Desmond is the best this country can do, the terrorists have already won. Maybe we should just let the Chinese overtake us.