Doyers Thread

[Villain]

Looks like the 2014 roster has almost taken shape:

Starting Rotation
1. Clayton Kershaw (L)
2. Zack Greinke (R)
3. Hyun-Jin Ryu (L)
4. Dan Haren (R)
5. Josh Beckett (R)

Outfield
6. Carl Crawford, LF
7. Matt Kemp, CF
8. Yasiel Puig, RF
9. Andre Ethier, all three.

Infield Starters
10. Andrian Gonzalez, 1B
11. Alex Guerrero, 2B
12. Hanley Ramirez, SS
13. Juan Uribe, 3B
14. AJ Ellis, C

Bullpen
15. Kenley Jansen (R)
16. Brian Wilson (R)
17. Paco Rodriguez (L)
18. Chris Withrow (R)
19. Brandon League (R)
20. JP Howell (L) ... not official yet.
21. OPEN

Bench
22. Tim Federowicz, C
23. OPEN
24. OPEN
25. OPEN

DL
Chad Billingsley until May/June (Tommy John).

Beckett is in italics because I don't know what to expect from him.

[Villain]

"You see this upper body? These massive arms? I'm swole again, bro. I'm a monster. I look good, man."

[Guest]

No wonder he keeps having hamstring problems with all that bulk on his upper body.

What's the word on the outfielder logjam? Seems that they have no intention of moving anyone at this point, but that could all change near the end of spring training.

[Villain]

Here are some GIF highlights from the Dodgers' exhibition game against Team Australia. Zach Lee (1st or 2nd best pitching prospect - depending on who you ask), looked good. Puig, looked like Puig. Of course, this is against Team Australia, so, yeah.

Zach Lee:

 

Yasiel Puig:

 

Not much of a bat flip, but enough of a pimp job.

[NAHSTE]

Fuck Zach Lee.

[Villain]

Fuck Zach Lee.

I almost put "does not have the chest for LSU" in the parentheses, but I decided to keep it to beisbol.

[Guest]

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