Tell us about your team

[Warner2BruceTD]

Things the boxscore doesn't tell you. Feel free to add categories.

Best bunter - Chris Heisey
Best bunting pitcher - Johnny Cueto
Fastest player - Chris Heisey
Slowest player - Ryan Hanigan
Best hitting pitcher - Mike Leake
Worst hitting pitcher - Johnny Cueto
Shitty player the fans love - Corky Miller
Good player the fans hate - Jay Bruce
Player the manager likes more than he should - Zack Cozart
Player the manager doesn't like even though he's good - Sean Marshall
Clubhouse goofball - Todd Frazier
Clubhouse loner - Homer Bailey
Most likely to be arrested - Aroldis Chapman
Most fan friendly player - Brandon Phillips
Team leader - Joey Votto & Jay Bruce
Most fitting walk up music - emo Joey Votto, "Paint it Black" Rolling Stones or Jersey guy Todd Frazier, "Fly Me to the Moon" Frank Sinatra
Least fitting walk up music - gritty white catcher Ryan Hanigan, various rap songs including "The Show Goes On" Lupe Fiasco
Runs hardest on routine ground balls - Jay Bruce or Ryan Hanigan
Never runs hard on routine ground balls - Brandon Phillips. Yup, the black guy.
Player your girlfriend/wife wants to bang - Chris Heisey
Team bible thumper - Chris Heisey
BFF's - Joey Votto & Jay Bruce, and Brandon Phillips & Todd Frazier
Best with the media - Todd Frazier
Worst with the media - Mat "next question" Latos. Cueto pretends he can't speak english & a uses translator even though he's fluent.
Future manager - Ryan Hanigan
Opposite field hitter - Joey Votto
Play him up the middle - Ryan Hanigan
Dead pull hitter - Jay Bruce or Ryan Ludwick
Star player you least want up in a big spot - Jay Bruce
Non star you most want up in a big spot - Ryan Hanigan
Player most likely to cheat - Bronson Arroyo fucks with baseballs. I have no evidence, but I know this to be true. Also did PED's with Boston.
Your personal favorite player - don't have one
Your personal least favorite player - Manny Parra can get fucked

[Slateman]

Worst relief pitcher in baseball - Drew fucking Storen

Be lucky to get a wild card this year.

[SuperKevin]

Worst relief pitcher in baseball - Drew fucking Storen

Be lucky to get a wild card this year.

He really has become god awful. It's sad when you have more faith in Henry Rodriguez to get through an inning

[Goober]

Best bunter - Aoki
Best bunting pitcher - Yovanni Gallardo
Fastest player - Carlos Gomez
Slowest player - Corey hart
Best hitting pitcher - Yovanni Gallardo
Worst hitting pitcher - Hiram Burgos
Shitty player the fans love - Rickie Weeks
Good player the fans hate - Carlos Gomez
Player the manager likes more than he should - Yuniesky Betancourt
Player the manager doesn't like even though he's good -
Clubhouse goofball - Carlos Gomez
Clubhouse loner - Yuniesky Betancourt
Most likely to be arrested - Francisco Rodriguez
Most fan friendly player - Jonathan Lucroy
Team leader - Ryan Braun
Most fitting walk up music - I don't pay attention to this shit, but probably whatever ghetto shit Rickie Weeks walks up to.
Least fitting walk up music - Aoki walks up to that one nig nog song from the Hangover
Runs hardest on routine ground balls - Carlos Gomez
Never runs hard on routine ground balls - Aramis Ramirez
Player your girlfriend/wife wants to bang - Jonathan Lucroy
Team bible thumper - Jonathan Lucroy
BFF's - idk. Prince Fielder and Rickie Weeks were real close.
Best with the media - Carlos Gomez has awesome broken english interviews that don't make sense.
Worst with the media - Yuniesky Betancourt, this shitfuck still uses a translator after how many years in the US and no home country to go back to.
Future manager - Jonathan Lucroy (?). This 2013 Brewer team lacks veteran grit.
Opposite field hitter - Jean Segura
Play him up the middle -
Dead pull hitter - Aoki
Star player you least want up in a big spot - Rickie Weeks
Non star you most want up in a big spot - Carlos Gomez
Player most likely to cheat - Ryan Braun
Your personal favorite player - Carlos Gomez
Your personal least favorite player - Aramis Ramirez

[1ke]

^^^^

Some of those were pretty dumb. You put K Rod as the arrested one, even though Yo has already been arrested. Lol

Ryan Braun always has the worst walk up music ever. Worst and most popular rap song out. While Hart comes out to some thank god imma country boy song. He is more fitting than anyone.

Also....people fucking hate Weeks.

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[Goober]

^^^^

Some of those were pretty dumb. You put K Rod as the arrested one, even though Yo has already been arrested. Lol

Ryan Braun always has the worst walk up music ever. Worst and most popular rap song out. While Hart comes out to some thank god imma country boy song. He is more fitting than anyone.

Also....people fucking hate Weeks.

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Srs with this shit?

Re: Krod-

On August 11, 2010, Rodríguez was arrested after allegedly assaulting Carlos Pena, the father of his girlfriend Daian Pena after the Mets lost a game at Citi Field. Rodríguez was reportedly upset that he made disparaging remarks about Rodríguez's mother.[32] Rodríguez remained in police custody at Citi Field on a charge of third-degree assault, a misdemeanor in the state of New York, and was arraigned that afternoon.[33][34] He was released without bail, and ordered by a judge to stay away from his girlfriend and her father. The Mets suspended him and placed him on the team's restricted list for two days, which meant he would forfeit two games' salary. "Ownership and the organization are very disappointed in Francisco's inappropriate behavior and we take the matter very seriously," team chief operating officer Jeff Wilpon said.[31] Rodríguez suffered a torn ligament in his right thumb, possibly during the altercation, requiring season-ending surgery.[35] The Mets put Rodríguez on the disqualified list, intending not to pay him until he was physically able to perform.[36] On September 22, 2010, Rodriguez was back in Queens Criminal Court facing seven counts of criminal contempt after sending numerous text messages to Daian Pena in violation of the order of protection. The judge imposed bail of $7,500, which Rodriguez posted.[37]
Rodriguez was charged with domestic violence in Wisconsin relating to a September 17, 2012 incident in which he allegedly hit and kicked the mother of his child. He was facing a fine of $10,000 and/or up to 9 months in prison.[38] Charges were subsequently dropped against Rodriguez when the victim and the eyewitness (housekeeper) both returned to Venezuela and did not respond to the district attorney on the case.

Corey Hart has also walked up to that lame ass "aint no rest for the wicked song" I think he is the only one in the world who likes that song.

There are still a lot of people who like Weeks.

[1ke]

Lol. Who got arrested more recently tho?

And listening to the radio here. Weeks is now, and actually has been public enemy no. 1. People hate his guts.

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[Goober]

Lol. Who got arrested more recently tho?

And listening to the radio here. Weeks is now, and actually has been public enemy no. 1. People hate his guts.

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Gallardo is a pussy degenerate. Krod has multiple assault charges...come on man.

[Goober]

I think the most interesting question would be, how many players on your favorite team do you dislike or even hate?

For me:
Aramis Ramirez
Yuniesky Betancourt
Kyle Lohse
Yovanni Gallardo
Hiram Burgos
Corey Hart
John Axford
Michael Gonzalez

Eight.

[1ke]

well excuuuuuse me for not knowing their rap sheet. Ive seen Yo on the Southside. Never seen K Rod. So Yo wins.

I dont pay enough attention to Baseball to hate anyone. But if I had to chose. It would be Hart. And thats because I will never get the image of him dressing like a fuckin idiot walking into Miller Park.

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[Goober]

well excuuuuuse me for not knowing their rap sheet. Ive seen Yo on the Southside. Never seen K Rod. So Yo wins.

I dont pay enough attention to Baseball to hate anyone. But if I had to chose. It would be Hart. And thats because I will never get the image of him dressing like a fuckin idiot walking into Miller Park.

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[JimLeavy59]

Corey Hart seems like a prick.

[Obst]

Best bunter - Freddy Galvis I guess, Phillies don't play small ball...
Best bunting pitcher - Coal Hammels
Fastest player - Ben Revere
Slowest player - Delmon Young and Ryan Howard, it's a tie.
Best hitting pitcher - Cliff Lee
Worst hitting pitcher - Roy Halladay
Shitty player the fans love - Darin Ruf
Good player the fans hate - Jimmy Rollins
Player the manager likes more than he should - Delmon Young
Player the manager doesn't like even though he's good - We don't have many good players, it used to be Galvis
Clubhouse goofball - Cliff Lee or Rollins
Clubhouse loner - Probably Durbin
Most likely to be arrested - Delmon Young
Most fan friendly player - Cliff Lee
Team leader - Probably Rollins
Most fitting walk up music - Freddy Galvis - "Dime Te Me Va Dobla" by Chimbala
Least fitting walk up music - Delmon Young - "Hallowed Be Thy Name" by Iron Maiden. Ryan Howard - "Started From The Bottom" by Drake
Never runs hard on routine ground balls - Jimmy Rollins sometimes, most notable at least cause he is black.
Player your girlfriend/wife wants to bang - Chase Utley
Team bible thumper - I don't fucking know.
BFF's - Beats me.
Best with the media - Papelbon
Worst with the media - Hamels could be pretty terrible sometimes
Future manager - I could see Utley doing it
Opposite field hitter - lol they are lucky to put the ball in play, let alone oppo
Play him up the middle - Uhh Revere?
Dead pull hitter - Ryan Howard, hence the huge shift.
Star player you least want up in a big spot - Is Ryan Howard still a star player?
Non star you most want up in a big spot - Kratz or Dom Brown
Player most likely to cheat - Cliff Lee
Your personal favorite player - Dom Brown or Cliff Lee
Your personal least favorite player - Chad Durbin

[EmpireWF]

Best bunter - Not Ruben Tejada
Best bunting pitcher - Jon Niese
Fastest player - Juan Lagares
Slowest player - John Buck
Best hitting pitcher - Matt Harvey
Worst hitting pitcher - Dillon Gee
Shitty player the fans love - Jordany Valdespin
Good player the fans hate - N/A
Player the manager likes more than he should - Marlon Byrd
Player the manager doesn't like even though he's good - N/A
Clubhouse goofball - Justin Turner
Clubhouse loner - Jordany Valdespin
Most likely to be arrested - Frank Francisco
Most fan friendly player - Justin Turner
Team leader - David Wright
Most fitting walk up music - Country for Buck, Dropkick Murphys for Daniel Murphy, "Work" by Gang Starr for Marlon Byrd
Least fitting walk up music - "Start Me Up" Rolling Stones (Ike Davis),
Runs hardest on routine ground balls - Daniel Murphy
Never runs hard on routine ground balls - N/A
Player your girlfriend/wife wants to bang - David Wright
Team bible thumper - John Buck (i think)
BFF's - Essentially everyone BUT Valdespin (but probably Davis & Turner)
Best with the media - David Wright, Ike Davis, Matt Harvey
Worst with the media - Valdespin (did not take questions after the little incident where he got plunked week or 2 ago)
Future manager - Not Wally Backman
Opposite field hitter - Daniel Murphy
Play him up the middle - Lucas Duda
Dead pull hitter - Ike Davis
Star player you least want up in a big spot - N/A (only 1 star player…Wright must be up)
Non star you most want up in a big spot - Daniel Murphy
Player most likely to cheat - Well, Marlon Byrd was caught once…
Your personal favorite player - Matt Harvey (obviously) Daniel Murphy…..the guy can flat out rake (and he's made TREMENDOUS strides as a converted second baseman)
Your personal least favorite player - Lucas Duda…maddening, may hit 24 HR and have 50 RBI while hitting .230 with 60 runs scored

[Golden Taters]

Best bunter - Brendan Ryan
Best bunting pitcher -
Fastest player - Michael Saunders
Slowest player - Jesus Montero (slowest player in the league by far)
Best hitting pitcher - King Felix
Worst hitting pitcher - Probably Blake Beavan
Shitty player the fans love - Brendan Ryan
Good player the fans hate - We don't have good players
Player the manager likes more than he should - eh
Player the manager doesn't like even though he's good - eh
Clubhouse goofball - Brendan Ryan or Mike Morse
Clubhouse loner - Probably Justin Smoak
Most likely to be arrested - Justin Smoak
Most fan friendly player - King Felix
Team leader - King Felix
Most fitting walk up music - State of Love and Trust (Pearl Jam) - Jason Bay....Idk its a good song
Least fitting walk up music - Any of the weird shit Morse uses
Never runs hard on routine ground balls - Justin Smoak
Player your girlfriend/wife wants to bang - Dustin Ackley
Team bible thumper - I don't know
BFF's - Kyle Seager and Dustin Ackley
Best with the media - Felix?
Worst with the media - Media doesn't care about Seattle
Future manager - They would all be terrible choices
Opposite field hitter - Kendry Morales
Play him up the middle -
Dead pull hitter - Justin Smoak
Star player you least want up in a big spot - No star players
Non star you most want up in a big spot - Kyle Seager
Player most likely to cheat - Justin Smoak
Your personal favorite player - King Felix or Mike Morse
Your personal least favorite player - Justin Smoak