MLB All-Race Teams

[Villain]

Considering today's players, who do you think would have the best team and who would be on it? After we construct teams, we can add a poll.

So far I'm thinking that the only races with enough players to warrant a full roster are: White, Black, Hispanic (that's all your drksknd Dominicans), and Asian. Maybe mainland Latinos can get their own team, too (Mexicans, Venezuelans, etc.)

[Glenbino]

Hispanics win in a boatrace. They don't even need the Latinos.

Mestizos for life

[EmpireWF]

Sure, it was by country but didn't the WBC answer this question?

[Villain]

Sure, it was by country but didn't the WBC answer this question?

No. Especially since the WBC before this one had Japs/Koreans in the final.

[Warner2BruceTD]

Could we construct a black team? Are Sabathia, Latroy Hawkins, Wesley Wright, & Edwin Jackson pitching every inning?

[NAHSTE]

This thread will be a trainwreck.

[Villain]

Could we construct a black team? Are Sabathia, Latroy Hawkins, Wesley Wright, & Edwin Jackson pitching every inning?

I can't think of any black catchers.

[Villain]

This thread will be a trainwreck.

You're no fun.

[Warner2BruceTD]

Let's combine the blacks & the jews.

[Obst]

Let's combine the blacks & the jews.

Delmon Young doesn't like this idea.

[NAHSTE]

Could we construct a black team? Are Sabathia, Latroy Hawkins, Wesley Wright, & Edwin Jackson pitching every inning?

David Price and James McDonald. I'm sure the D-Train could work out of the pen, give you another lefty specialist.

I can't think of any black catchers.

Russell Martin's dad is black, but he's Canadian. Ruling?

But it is kind of unfortunate that there isn't a single black American catcher.

[Warner2BruceTD]

Are all the slanties being merged into Team Oriental or something?

Because I can tell you right now, Koreans & Japs hate each other and would be very offended by being lumped into the same "race".

Don't even get me started on those uppity Laotians.

[Villain]

David Price and James McDonald. I'm sure the D-Train could work out of the pen, give you another lefty specialist.



Russell Martin's dad is black, but he's Canadian. Ruling?

But it is kind of unfortunate that there isn't a single black American catcher.

Russell Martin wishes he was (100%) black. Problem solved.

[Villain]

Are all the slanties being merged into Team Oriental or something?

Because I can tell you right now, Koreans & Japs hate each other and would be very offended by being lumped into the same "race".

Don't even get me started on those uppity Laotians.

Yes. Put the Koreans and the Japanese together. Ryu and Darvish will just have to be frenemies.

[Warner2BruceTD]

Just reread the OP.

Why are we splitting up the latinos & hispanics?