Baseball Player Nicknames

[Villain]

I was thinking recently that baseball players don't have names like they used to. Well, maybe they do...? Let's analyze the nicknames of modern players. So, to start, I think we should just post as many as we can think up, then come back and post our reactions and #analysis.

[Villain]

Kung Fu Panda (Pablo Sandoval)
The Machine (Albert Pujols)
King Felix (Felix Hernandez)
Bison (Matt Kemp)
The Wild Horse (Yasiel Puig)
Chooch (Carlos Ruiz)
The Greek God of Walks (Kevin Youkilis)
Woonsocket Rocket (Rocco Baldelli)
Puma (Lance Berkman)
Big Donkey (Adam Dunn)
Hebrew Hammer (Ryan Braun)

[DDRGuido]

Pronk (Travis Hafner)

[Warner2BruceTD]

Saturn Nuts (Bronson Arroyo)
Dat Dude (Brandon Phillips)
Soft J (Paul Janish)
The Cuban Missile (Aroldis Chapman, Alexi Ramirez)
Joey Bats (Jose Bautista)
END - El Nino Destructor (Juan Francisco)
Sea Bass (Alex Gonzalez)

[Youk]

Surprise Anal - Alfredo Simon

[Golden Taters]

I always liked Tom Wilhelmsen's, THE BARTENDER.