Funny threads on the Miami Heat ESPN board...

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  • Atlas
    BRACK FRIDAY BUNDURU!!!!!
    • Feb 2010
    • 7949

    Funny threads on the Miami Heat ESPN board...

    First one is for Rush and Krebs... Second is just plain fucking funny...


    Heat are NBA's version of the nWo

    LeBron is Hollywood Hogan, Wade is Scott Hall, and Bosh is Kevin Nash. Pat Riley is Eric Bischoff!



    Heat. This is warn. posted by MikhailProkhorov

    First you pay many rubles to Christov Bosh and countryman Dwade. Was OK. You give rubles to King as well? I will now crush you.

    Glorious Nyets offered maximum rubles amount to King LeBron and get verbal commitment of "maybe." Black friend Jason-Z say Miami is nice place to live. I say Trenton is nice place to live. Almost nice as Moscow.

    This is warn. I have crushed Knick with Billboard. You will surrender King LeBron to Nyets or I will execute following plan of action.

    1. I make giant billboard to block sun in Miami. Not nice place anymore. Property value down. Will Smith make no more song about glory of Miami.

    2. I buy Heat and trade King and friend Bosh to Net. Prime Minister Stern will have to be terminate for this to be allow. I will crush Prime Minister Stern. Then move Heat to Novosibirsk to die in famine of cold Russian winter. You now have cheer for Magic.

    3. I release my Boris Bear in center of Miami. You are no longer safe.

    Make decide.

  • Rudi
    #CyCueto
    • Nov 2008
    • 9905

    #2
    Hahahaha

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    • USCChifan
      All-Star
      • Oct 2009
      • 1172

      #3
      lmao at the 2nd one

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      • Coked Up Elmo
        omle pu dekoc
        • Jul 2009
        • 1259

        #4
        "I will crush Prime Minister Stern. Then move Heat to Novosibirsk to die in famine of cold Russian winter. You now have cheer for Magic."

        lol
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        "did you say cockintheass?"

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