Neck and neck with FOX NFL pregame for the biggest waste of airtme on tv, except I give the TNT crew a slight edge because it's only 3 guys stealing money.
First of all, I don't even understand what the hell Smith & Bakley are even talking about half the time. It's almost never about the game, or even basketball for that matter. Secondly, much like the FOX crew, they spend tons of time doing the ultra creepy "laughing at nothing" routine. WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY? These goofs laugh for no reason whatsoever. And it's very hardy laughter. Is Chris Rock doing standup in their ear pieces or something? Because I never hear anything worthy of laughs from their mouths.
In all the years these guys have been together, I don't think i've ever heard them do any sort of serious basketball analysis for any sustained amount of time. They never break down the game. They just goof around and laugh like giddy schoogirls at inside jokes.
And yes, i'm aware Chris Webber is part of this "team". I only know this because I see him smiling like a child molester on the left side of my screen. He never speaks, he just smiles like a creeper while he other three guys laugh in a maniacal manner. It's probably just as well, because Webber has a show on NBA TV with Gary Payton where its as if they are speaking a foreign language that white people cant understand. It's twice as brutal as the TNT show, as they cackle at each other and come off like two dudes who just burned a blunt at 3am.
So I have two questions for the VSN masses...do you watch these guys and enjoy them? And secondly, if you do, are you mentally retarded?
First of all, I don't even understand what the hell Smith & Bakley are even talking about half the time. It's almost never about the game, or even basketball for that matter. Secondly, much like the FOX crew, they spend tons of time doing the ultra creepy "laughing at nothing" routine. WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY? These goofs laugh for no reason whatsoever. And it's very hardy laughter. Is Chris Rock doing standup in their ear pieces or something? Because I never hear anything worthy of laughs from their mouths.
In all the years these guys have been together, I don't think i've ever heard them do any sort of serious basketball analysis for any sustained amount of time. They never break down the game. They just goof around and laugh like giddy schoogirls at inside jokes.
And yes, i'm aware Chris Webber is part of this "team". I only know this because I see him smiling like a child molester on the left side of my screen. He never speaks, he just smiles like a creeper while he other three guys laugh in a maniacal manner. It's probably just as well, because Webber has a show on NBA TV with Gary Payton where its as if they are speaking a foreign language that white people cant understand. It's twice as brutal as the TNT show, as they cackle at each other and come off like two dudes who just burned a blunt at 3am.
So I have two questions for the VSN masses...do you watch these guys and enjoy them? And secondly, if you do, are you mentally retarded?
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