J-Wit Dog's Fantasy Files (Witten & Romo)

[QuietStorm]

Cooley and Brennan are clowns for this one.


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Part 2

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[The Messenger]

Figured you needed something mildly humorous in this thread....

[Boucher]

AHAH! Looked like the dart caught Brennan in the eye

[The Messenger]

AHAH! Looked like the dart caught Brennan in the eye

Too bad it wasn't Clinton Portis....

[Argath]

as much as I hate the Redskins, the video was actually pretty to watch. good ol' rivalry humor. It's actually very ironic considering that Witten is 10x the player that Cooley is ... and I'm assuming by Brennan, we're speaking Colt Brennan, right? If so, then he's by far the best fantasy football player in a league full of has-beens and never-will-be players.

Lol @ this

Not suprised by Chris being involved in these vids at all. Him and Portis are the biggest clowns on the team. Chris' mom actually worked at my HS so he could come in from time to time, dude is straight up hilarious. He's got a sexy ass fiance too.

[The Messenger]

Lol @ this

I lol @ it too. Even as a Cowboys fan, a die hard one at that, and a huge Jason Witten fan, he's not ten times the player Cooley is.

I don't know if you were speaking on how good Witten is, or the level you think Cooley is at, but either way it's wrong.

Witten is the best all around tight end in the NFL. He can catch, block, run great routes, never gives up on plays, etc. Cooley can do the same things, he just can't do it as good as Witten. 10 times is a huge overstatement though. I wouldn't even say Witten does it twice as good.

Cooley's averaged like 70 catches and 6 touchdowns his whole career. Though last year he only had 1 touchdown, he recorded a career high in receptions (83) and receiving yards (849) albeit with a slightly above average quarterback in my opinion, and an offense that was terribly inconsistent (Cooley and Portis being the only consistent contributors).

[Herm]

Video was good stuff, Chris Cooley always bringing the laughs.



I remember as a Kentucky fan sitting there in shock @ the 03 draft though, i couldnt believe Jason Witten slipped to the 3rd round. He was one of the best TEs i'd ever watched in SEC play. Bums like Teyo Johnson, LJ Smith, and Bennie Joppru were drafted in the 2nd round before Witten's name was called in the 3rd. Dallas Clark was drafted in the 1st that year i believe and hes turned out to be pretty solid for Indy, but the rest of those guys?

[Derrville]

Romo and Witten should respond!

[Boucher]

Romo and Witten should respond!

They dont have a sense of humor

[Rayman]

Colt who?

I remember the last time I saw some guy named Colt Brennan on a football field, he was getting raped by the Georgia Bulldogs.

Good to see he knows how it feels.

[Derrville]

They dont have a sense of humor

Romo does.

[Tengo Juego]

Colt who?

I remember the last time I saw some guy named Colt Brennan on a football field, he was getting raped by the Georgia Bulldogs.

Good to see he knows how it feels.

Aww, its okay, dont take it personal.

EDIT: Last time I saw Colt on the field, he was rippin it up in an NFL uniform.

[Rayman]

Eh, nothing to take personal. Cooley's just a moron.

Well, that and I question his sexual preference.

But he and Witten are supposedly cool.

[dboy_dc]

Eh, nothing to take personal. Cooley's just a moron.

Well, that and I question his sexual preference.

But he and Witten are supposedly cool.

LMFAO @ that pic. It really looks like Witten is all business all day. wow..

I think Martellus and someone on Defense would prolly do something silly in response.

[Rayman]

See, Witten is all business, all day. Cooley, he's a funny dude. Witten doesn't even look like he notices.

Martellus Bennett humor > Chris Cooley humor


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