Your All-Hate Team - NFL 2009

[Senser81]

lol at you hating on Barnett and Capers.

Barnett was never supposed to be an impact player in the 3-4. He has never lined up in the 3-4 and there's good reason for it..He's undersized and cannot shed blocks.

As for Capers..How can you "hate" a guy who has historically put together some great defenses. You can't bust a coordinators balls when half of the players on that team are built for the 4-3 and never played in the 3-4 in their life.

Are you a dude or a chick?

Barnett was supposed to be freed up of his coverage responsibilities and allowed to freelance. He freelanced in the 4-3, but usually with disasterous results since he would abandon his responsibilities. Agreed that he cannot shed blocks, but I don't think he's undersized.

Capers last put together a good defense with Carolina in the mid-90's. Since then, he's overseen the Jags collapse, never once had a decent defense with the Texans, and did nothing in Miami. His misuse of Aaron Kampman is the NFL equivalent of Dick Rod using Steve Threet as his spread QB at Michigan.

[Flight24]

QB - Tony Romo, DAL: Barely beating out Brett Favre. I'm an Eagles fan, so that should be enough of a reason to hate him, but I think that he is completely overrated. He wouldn't be getting the attention he does if he was playing in any city besides Dallas.

RB - Brandon Jacobs, NYG: I respect his hard-nosed style and admit he is a good player, but it gets old seeing him run over my team's defense every time they play eachother.

RB - Nick Goings, CAR: A white man's hope to see a caucasion running back layed with this man. Didn't really work out.

Shawn Andrews, PHI: 'Nuff said.

TE - L.J. Smith, ATL: Awful hands, can't block. Perfect combination for a starting tight end.

WR - Devin Hester, CHI: Return kicks. You're good at it.

WR - Terrell Owens, BUF: Nice not hearing your voice anymore.

DL - Chris Clemons, PHI: He averages about 4.5 unnecessary penalties per game.

LB - Tedy Bruschi, NE: I don't care if you're retired. You're a douche.

DB - Brian Leonard: I don't know why. Hate him.

Coach - Andy Reid, PHI: Play calling. Jesus.

[dell71]

RB - Nick Goings, CAR: A white man's hope to see a caucasion running back layed with this man. Didn't really work out.

lol @ this. Goings has been a solid fb for years. The only times he slid over & carried the ball a lot was whenever the Panthers had a gazillion other backs injured.

[Archer]

Colts O-line, IND: 100% jealous

What you jealous of? Our o-line has been horrible this year especially in run blocking . The second half of the Pats game was the best they have been all year and that was after benching Ugoh and Pollack . (Ugoh got benched a few weeks ago but still)

They are talking about replacing it all apart from Saturday in the off-season

[DJ Fog]

Mark Sanchez. Terribly overrated since the start.. has one good game week 1 and is lauded as the next fucking franchise qb. He won't last too long.

Had the balls to come out and give the media a speech about last game before taking any questions. SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH.

[Bmore]

[B]
RB - Larry Johnson, CIN: Excels at spitting and hitting women and providing cancer to a locker room. Does not excel at running the ball and gaining positive yards. Worst pass blocker in the league. Also, I don't think he got the memo that he would be inactive and/or last on the depth chart judging by his facebook post yesterday:

Hate to break the news but, Benson is injured. Larry is #2 on the depth chart already. You will see him a good bit in the Chiefs game. Probably a good 10 carries or so.

[xCH0Nx]

Matt Ryan-QB-ATL: After a breakout rookie season, wtf has happened?

Jake Delhomme-QB-CAR: Dude, we wear the black and blue uniforms.

Brady Quinn-QB-CLE: For being in all those fitness magizines showing off your "guns" your arm strength sure does suck.

DeAngelo Williams-RB-CAR: Score a fucking TD, stop letting J Stew get them all.

Greg Jennings-WR-GB: No fucking production at all. WTF are you doing?

Terrell Owens-WR-BUF: Your shitty season couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. I hope you rot in hell.

Julius Peppers-DE-CAR: Because you are a spoiled bitch we have no cap room anywhere. You are getting close to 1 million a game and your production doesn't equal the pay.

Kris Jenkins-DT-NYJ: Fat, overweight, slow, uninterested in Carolina. Get traded to NYJ and are a pro-bowler.

Joey Porter-LB-MIA: Don't let your mouth write checks that your ass can't cash.

Shawne Merriman-LB-SD: Did you hit Tila Tequila because she made fun of your fucked up hair?

Bob Sanders-DB-IND: Are you ever healthy?

Mike Brown-DB-KC: See above.

Eric Mangini-HC-CLE: Please stop comparing yourself to Bill Belichick. He wins and you don't.

Jeff Davidson-OC-CAR: 3rd and 15? Lets run a fucking draw. FUCK YOU!

Rob Ryan-DC-CLE: With your family pedigree your D should be better. You should be ashamed.

[BWEISS]

QB Tony Romo - He's a pussy

RB Marion Barber/Felix Jones - They're both pussy's

TE Jason Witten - He's a pussy

WR Miles Austin - He's a pussy and not even good at all

O-Line Dallas Cowboys - They're also pussy's who suck at blocking their piece of shit quarterback

Must I go on?

[Rayman]

QB Tony Romo - He's a pussy

RB Marion Barber/Felix Jones - They're both pussy's

TE Jason Witten - He's a pussy

WR Miles Austin - He's a pussy and not even good at all

O-Line Dallas Cowboys - They're also pussy's who suck at blocking their piece of shit quarterback

Must I go on?

I lol'd


Brandon Jacobs and Antonio Pierce.

Oh, Jacobs will run over a DB who's shorter by about half a foot and 60 lbs lighter than him, but when a player of comparable size gets close, he goes down faster than Heather at ideepthroat. That and he runs his mouth way too much and tries to play the victim when others fire back. He's a bitch.

Pierce, is there a guy in the league who talks more and does less? Hate him for similar reasons as Jacobs.

[steeljake]

I lol'd


Brandon Jacobs and Antonio Pierce.

Oh, Jacobs will run over a DB who's shorter by about half a foot and 60 lbs lighter than him, but when a player of comparable size gets close, he goes down faster than Heather at ideepthroat. That and he runs his mouth way too much and tries to play the victim when others fire back. He's a bitch.

Pierce, is there a guy in the league who talks more and does less? Hate him for similar reasons as Jacobs.

joey porter?

[Rayman]

joey porter?

At least he had a bunch of sacks the last few years.

Pierce does jack shit, if you don't count getting toasted by running backs.

[steeljake]

but pierce can hide weapons and take your star wide out to the hospital...