Jon Gruden Sign Exclusive Extension With ESPN

[Archer]

20 bucks says Gruden says something involving the words "DeSean Jackson/Devin Hester, FLY!!, JETS!!, SERIOUS SPEED!!" and "I have ever seen!!/In the league!!" next Monday night.

Pretty sure Eagles/Bears is SNF and Titans/Texans is the Monday game

[FedEx227]

Yes Eagles/Bears is SNF.

[Epidemik]

Jon Gruden FTW

[Tailback U]

You forgot one...."Tom Brady makes the most pre-snap adjustments, than any other quarterback I've seen by far" - This was the Buffalo/New England Tom Brady suckoff

LOL he said the exact same thing about Peyton Manning.

Which of these is true:

a) Gruden hates Jaworski [little or no reciprocation]

b) Jaworski hates Gruden [little or no reciprocation]

c) It's a full hate-fest reciprocation. These guys want to shove cigars into each others eyes.

d) They're getting along well with no animosity

I'm going with "c".

I'm going with A.

I don't think Jaws hates Gruden at all, I actually think he finds him extremely cute and has a crush on him. Just watch how is always giggling like a bashful little school girl every time Gruden starts screaming and yelling for no apparent reason at all.

But yeah, Gruden definitely thinks Jaws is a big fat pussy fart. I don't blame him one bit, Jaws is no Sheriff.

[Tailback U]

Pretty sure Eagles/Bears is SNF and Titans/Texans is the Monday game

Well then just replace "DeSean Jackson/Devin Hester" with "Chris Johnson" and throw in an "Andre Johnson" and maybe "THE MULE!!", THE BULLDOZER!!," and/or "THE BEAST!!" and we're good to go.

[Obst]

Which of these is true:

a) Gruden hates Jaworski [little or no reciprocation]

b) Jaworski hates Gruden [little or no reciprocation]

c) It's a full hate-fest reciprocation. These guys want to shove cigars into each others eyes.

d) They're getting along well with no animosity


I'm going with "c".

I noticed that more with Jaws and Kornheiser. Every time Tony would ask Jaws a question or say something, Jaws would just shoot him a look like he was retarded. I found that quite entertaining.

[Tailback U]

I noticed that more with Jaws and Kornheiser. Every time Tony would ask Jaws a question or say something, Jaws would just shoot him a look like he was retarded. I found that quite entertaining.

I think ABC wanted Kornheiser to represent the "casual fan" watching the game and he had no idea what to do so he just started asking dumb ass questions because he himself is a dumb ass and Jaws couldn't stand it. I don't think the guy even watches much football to be honest, he is one of those jews that prefers golf and American Idol over real sports.

[Senser81]

I think ABC wanted Kornheiser to represent the "casual fan" watching the game and he had no idea what to do so he just started asking dumb ass questions because he is himself is a dumb ass and Jaws couldn't stand it. I don't think the guy even watches much football to be honest, he is one of those jews that prefers golf and American Idol over real sports.

Yes. Jaws >>> Jews

[Tailback U]

haha...good response by Gruden.

I agree with him, his positivity is definitely refreshing and exciting to listen to, but there's a difference between being positive and going a bit overboard.

Either way, I really don't mind him going a bit overboard at all. I like it, let him go fucking nuts, it'll be great.

[JayDizzle]

haha...good response by Gruden.

I agree with him, his positivity is definitely refreshing and exciting to listen to, but there's a difference between being positive and going a bit overboard.

Either way, I really don't mind him going a bit overboard at all. I like it, let him go fucking nuts, it'll be great.

Better than Dennis Miller or Tony "I want to have Favre's babies" Kornheiser.

I hope that the guy sticks around for a good number of seasons... fat paycheck and not having to get up at 1 AM to scheme for your opponent's defense = :rockwoot:

[Tailback U]

Collinsworth is a monotonous smug asshole. The only thing I hate more than his delivery and voice is his face. Michaels is one of the best ever, though.

Gruden is entertaining to listen to because he is amusing. Yes - like a clown amusing. He says off the wall shit and has some weird/funny sayings and his excitement and his personality make the broadcast much more entertaining.

But, as others have said (and I've said on here a few times already), he is in love with every good player out there. I seriously think he wants to fuck Drew Brees after watching the Saints/Falcons MNF game.

I've already hurt him say "so and so is the best..." at least 4 or 5 times this year:

"Ronnie Brown is the best big quick running back in the league!!"

"Thomas Jones is the best goalline back I have ever seen!!"

"Peyton Manning is the best quarterback I have ever seen!!"

"Drew Brees is the most accurate quarterback in the league!!"

"The Pittsburgh Steelers remind me of my favorite GUY of all time - Mariano Rivera!!!"

"LeBron James is the best offensive weapon I have ever seen!!!"

At first I thought his ass kissing was annoying and ridiculous but now I'm glad he is going to be around for a while, he makes me laugh a few times a game because he is batshit crazy and it's great.

His love and passion for football [players] is so creepy that I now look forward to hearing him suck off a pro-bowler every Monday night.

20 bucks says Gruden says something involving the words "DeSean Jackson/Devin Hester, FLY!!, JETS!!, SERIOUS SPEED!!" and "I have ever seen!!/In the league!!" next Monday night.

"Charles Woodson is the best ball stripper I've ever seen!!"

[FirstTimer]

"Charles Woodson is the best ball stripper I've ever seen!!"

LOL on two levels.


One..well...talk about lulz sexz material and second Woodson isn't even the best in his own division at it. Tillman is better IMO.

[The Buddha]

LOL on two levels.


One..well...talk about lulz sexz material and second Woodson isn't even the best in his own division at it. Tillman is better IMO.

As much as i love C-Wood i thought the same thing when he said that.

[Tailback U]

Added - "The Green Bay Packers dominate on 3rd down and 3 or less like no team I've ever seen!"

[Tailback U]

Added - "They (Green Bay Packers) have drafted and developed receivers as well as any team I know of, the Green Bay Packers, they can all run the slant!"

This is getting exhausting.