Damn this is sad. Nate Kaeding tried to commit suicide Sunday night

[Point Blank]

lol

[Epidemik]

Would be funny if I hadn't heard it thousands of times before..

[NAHSTE]

"Nate Kaeding couldn't kick a corpse in Port-au-Prince" - Doug Stanhope's twitter.

Fucked up as hell, but funny nonetheless.

[steeljake]

thread of the year. write it down.

[steeljake]

Would be funny if I hadn't heard it thousands of times before..

stfu, your team lost to a rookie qb, rookie rb, rookie head coach and the offense was run by the guy who made your team great son.

[ultfrisbee]

What's worse is the next day he tried to shoot himself, but the bullet went wide right.

That's what I thought would be the OP.

[NAHSTE]

Deadspin wants their jokes back...

Yeah, I thought I was bad about stealing material from deadspin for shameless thanks, but I at least will attribute. There's some shameless plagiarism going down in this thread.

Here's an original joke to ease your pain glen:

Nate Kaeding auditioned for a Tribe Called Quest tribute band, but couldn't satisfy the crucial
"Yes, you can kick it" requirement.

[Sandy Eggo]

I'm a Chargers fan and I even thought this was funny.

[Shayn•Da•Pain]

I came up with mine on my own. I didn't take them from anywhere but my head. So sorry if mine were garbage, but I just posted a couple of them that popped into my head real quick.

[Maestro]

That brought teh lulz

[strahanfan92]

like i honestly give a shit..

[strahanfan92]

^lol, not directed at you glen...

[Fox1994]

Good shit.

[Bmore]

LMAO

[Fox1994]

:arrowup: ? lolwut?