Insensitive Chris Berman nickname game

[NAHSTE]

This one's fun...Basically come up with a Chris Berman type nickname for a player, but one that is a bit "too real" for TV.


Here are a few examples:

Drew Bled-"so much of out of his lung he saved the Patriots season"

Sebastian "Date raped a chick named Janet"-kowski

Dante "His car just doesn't Stall"-worth

Feel free to add your own

[Senser81]

This one's fun...Basically come up with a Chris Berman type nickname for a player, but one that is a bit "too real" for TV.


Here are a few exambles:

Drew Bled-"so much of out of his lung he saved the Patriots season"

Sebastian "Date raped a chick named Janet"-kowski

Dante "His car just doesn't Stall"-worth

Feel free to add your own

Nice

Leonard "I only drank a" Little

Tank "in my garage" Johnson

Alonzo "Can't" Spellman (retired, possibly dead)

Kerry "Can I have another Tom" Collins

[NAHSTE]

Nice

Leonard "I only drank a" Little

Tank "in my garage" Johnson

Alonzo "Can't" Spellman (retired, possibly dead)

Kerry "Can I have another Tom" Collins

Excellent work. LOL at Tank "in my garage" Johnson.

[Rush]

Kyle "Oh fuck what day is it" Orton

Greg "Done fucked Mary Kate & Ashley" Olson

Matt "This shit is my" Forte

[NAHSTE]

LOL what a reach.. The other two were decent.

Jay "cap hit is way too high to be Cut"-ler

Emmitt "Not exactly a word-"Smith

Troy "Splitting Headache"-man

[FirstTimer]

Mark " :pedobear: " Chmura

[EmpireWF]

Tom "Giants defense was so awful it made him" Coughlin

[Rush]

LaDanian "Would fuck Mike" Tomlin's son

Drew "Between my legs is a " Brees

Phillip "Menstruating like a" Rivers

[Senser81]

LaDanian "Would fuck Mike" Tomlin's son

Beat me to it.


Reggie White "As a Ghost"

[The Buddha]

Charles Wood "slap the shit out of Darrelle Revis" Son

[StealthShot]

Jay "You Wanna" Feely

[SHOGUN]

Rae "Hidin' in the back of a Car"-ruth.

[Flight24]

i come up with names on the spot all the time when i watch my eagles haha, not like these though.

my most recent one was for jason avant. whenever he made a catch or something like that i'd be like HE AVANTS A FIRST DOWN. like wants. you know

[Senser81]

i come up with names on the spot all the time when i watch my eagles haha, not like these though.

my most recent one was for jason avant. whenever he made a catch or something like that i'd be like HE AVANTS A FIRST DOWN. like wants. you know

My wife does that, too. And then whenever a black guy for Philly would catch a pass, she would assume its Jason Avant and then say "HE AVANTS A FIRST DOWN" ad nauseum.

[The Buddha]

Jets fans are sensitive sally's...damn haters