Inspired by Irish's "sorta root for" thread. What teams do you absolutely despise in all sports? Rivals, pseudo-rivals, personal vendettas, whatever...
MLB
Red Sox - Boston
Giants - I like the Athletics and the Dodgers
Angels - I like the Athletics and the Dodgers
MLS
Does Boston have a team?
NBA
Celtics - Boston, rivalry with Lakers.
Suns - There's something I hate about Arizona, except the Cardinals. idk. I just can't stand the Suns.
NCAA
Notre Dame - I'm a USC fan.
UCLA - I'm a USC fan.
Auburn - Not really, but kinda. That whole racist hiring thing's rubbed me the wrong way.
NFL
Lions - You had Barry Sanders for ten years and never accomplished anything besides a shutout loss to the Redskins in an NFCCG.
Steelers - Just ugh. Fucking immaculate reception.
Chargers - There's something gay about this team. Maybe it's Phyllis Rivers.
Chiefs - Ugh. I'd probably hate them more if they were better. On the other hand, I do like Jamaal Charles.
Broncos - The fucking Broncos. I like Shannon Sharpe. I like TD. I even like Elway. But I fucking hate the Broncos. On the one hand, Denver has plenty of bud dispensaries, on the other hand, they have the Broncos. We're supposed to go there for my dad's family reunion too. I'm not sure what to do. Plus that Mormon fag Tebow. May he die and burn in Hell. (Note: I am not a gaybasher, nor do I believe in "Hell.") My least favorite team, by far.
Bills - Idk why. I just can't stand them. I really don't have a reason. Except the fact that they're called the Bills. HOW FUCKING RETARDED IS THAT? "Buffalo Bills" I get it, it's a pun. But you have a buffalo for your logo. You could've been the Buffalo Buffalos, or the Buffalo Bulls (like the college).
Patriots - Snow Bowl/Tuck Rule Game. They're so damned cocky, with so many front-runner fans.
Vikings - I can't root for a team with Favre on it.
MLB
Red Sox - Boston
Giants - I like the Athletics and the Dodgers
Angels - I like the Athletics and the Dodgers
MLS
Does Boston have a team?
NBA
Celtics - Boston, rivalry with Lakers.
Suns - There's something I hate about Arizona, except the Cardinals. idk. I just can't stand the Suns.
NCAA
Notre Dame - I'm a USC fan.
UCLA - I'm a USC fan.
Auburn - Not really, but kinda. That whole racist hiring thing's rubbed me the wrong way.
NFL
Lions - You had Barry Sanders for ten years and never accomplished anything besides a shutout loss to the Redskins in an NFCCG.
Steelers - Just ugh. Fucking immaculate reception.
Chargers - There's something gay about this team. Maybe it's Phyllis Rivers.
Chiefs - Ugh. I'd probably hate them more if they were better. On the other hand, I do like Jamaal Charles.
Broncos - The fucking Broncos. I like Shannon Sharpe. I like TD. I even like Elway. But I fucking hate the Broncos. On the one hand, Denver has plenty of bud dispensaries, on the other hand, they have the Broncos. We're supposed to go there for my dad's family reunion too. I'm not sure what to do. Plus that Mormon fag Tebow. May he die and burn in Hell. (Note: I am not a gaybasher, nor do I believe in "Hell.") My least favorite team, by far.
Bills - Idk why. I just can't stand them. I really don't have a reason. Except the fact that they're called the Bills. HOW FUCKING RETARDED IS THAT? "Buffalo Bills" I get it, it's a pun. But you have a buffalo for your logo. You could've been the Buffalo Buffalos, or the Buffalo Bulls (like the college).
Patriots - Snow Bowl/Tuck Rule Game. They're so damned cocky, with so many front-runner fans.
Vikings - I can't root for a team with Favre on it.
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