Oregon State Lineman Dismissed from team....LOL

[FirstTimer]

A redshirt Oregon State University football player has been dismissed from the team after police say they found him naked and intoxicated in a stranger's home and had to use stun guns to take him into custody.

Corvallis police say they received the call about a naked intruder early Sunday.

Lt. Tim Brewer says responding officers ordered 19-year-old Tyler Patrick Thomas of Kalispell, Mont., to get on the ground.

He says Thomas refused and instead dropped into a three-point stance like a football player and lunged at the officers. At that point, Brewer says, two officers fired their stun guns.

Brewer says Thomas ''absolutely was intoxicated.'' Thomas was arrested on suspicion of criminal trespass, criminal mischief and resisting arrest.

A home phone listing for Thomas couldn't be found.

OSU athletics spokesman Steve Fenk says the redshirt freshman offensive lineman was dismissed from the team Monday.

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[Carlos]

Awesome! His friends are fucked up for not saving him from this, I'm sure they had some influence on it. I've been shithouse drunk and blacked out countless times. The worse I've ever done was piss all over McDonalds bathroom walls.

[Tailback U]

How would his friends have saved him from this? How would you stop a drunk, naked, 6'2" 300lber from dropping down into a 3 point stance and charging at you...unless you're Michael Oher.

I don't know though, I'd like to hear his side of the story because cops are pigs. I mean this guy looks like a class act.

[Carlos]

How would his friends have saved him from this? How would you stop a drunk, naked, 6'2" 300lber from dropping down into a 3 point stance and charging at you...unless you're Michael Oher.

I don't know though, I'd like to hear his side of the story because cops are pigs. I mean this guy looks like a class act.

I meant they should have stopped him PRIOR to getting into the house naked and doing the deed. Sorry for not clearing that up for you. Chances are he wasn't drinking by himself and thought of the idea. Based on my drunken experiences, he and his friends got wasted, tossed around drunken ideas, and easily got him to do it. Obviously he made the ultimate decision to go through with it. I'd white knight and stop any of my friends from doing something so stupid.

[ThunderHorse]

I meant they should have stopped him PRIOR to getting into the house naked and doing the deed. Sorry for not clearing that up for you. Chances are he wasn't drinking by himself and thought of the idea. Based on my drunken experiences, he and his friends got wasted, tossed around drunken ideas, and easily got him to do it. Obviously he made the ultimate decision to go through with it. I'd white knight and stop any of my friends from doing something so stupid.

not if you were as shit faced as him.

[ram29jackson]

Awesome! His friends are fucked up for not saving him from this, I'm sure they had some influence on it. I've been shithouse drunk and blacked out countless times. The worse I've ever done was piss all over McDonalds bathroom walls.

......blacked out countless times.....you dont tell people that thinking its normal or ok to say. seriously, get some help or something.

[ram29jackson]

redshirt Oregon State University football player has been dismissed from the team after police say they found him naked and intoxicated in a stranger's home and had to use stun guns to take him into custody.

Corvallis police say they received the call about a naked intruder early Sunday.

Lt. Tim Brewer says responding officers ordered 19-year-old Tyler Patrick Thomas of Kalispell, Mont., to get on the ground.

He says Thomas refused and instead dropped into a three-point stance like a football player and lunged at the officers. At that point, Brewer says, two officers fired their stun guns.

Brewer says Thomas ''absolutely was intoxicated.'' Thomas was arrested on suspicion of criminal trespass, criminal mischief and resisting arrest.

A home phone listing for Thomas couldn't be found.

OSU athletics spokesman Steve Fenk says the redshirt freshman offensive lineman was dismissed from the team Monday.






there is no mention of his bad 80s mullet hair cut or fines involved with that either....?

[Bear Pand]

[Spidey]

Fuck stopping him. If any naked man is lunging at me, 300 lbs or not, I'm running away.

......blacked out countless times.....you dont tell people that thinking its normal or ok to say. seriously, get some help or something.

Meh, its college. If you aren't drunk 90% of the time you are doing something wrong. I didn't blackout too often though. Certainly shitfaced a lot though.