Polamalu's hair insured for 1 million dollars

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  • Kuzzy Powers
    Beautiful Like Moses
    • Oct 2008
    • 12542

    Polamalu's hair insured for 1 million dollars

    From the JLo realm of stories..



    PITTSBURGH (AP)—Just call Troy Polamalu(notes) the man with the million dollar hair.

    The long, flowing black hair that tumbles out of Polamalu’s helmet and down his back—it’s nearly three feet long—has been insured for $1 million by Head and Shoulders, the shampoo brand that is endorsed by the Pittsburgh Steelers safety.

    The insurance was obtained through Lloyd’s of London, which did not reveal what must be done to Polamalu’s hair for anyone to collect on the policy.

    Polamalu’s hair has been targeted by an opposing NFL player at least once— the Chiefs’ Larry Johnson(notes) tackled Polamalu by the hair during a 49-yard interception return in a 2006 game.

    Polamalu, a five-time Pro Bowl player, wears his hair long as a tribute to his Samoan heritage
  • Fox1994
    Posts too much
    • Dec 2008
    • 5327

    #2
    :2thumbs: I approve.

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    • Juggernaut
      Sitting on the Sidelines
      • Dec 2008
      • 5670

      #3
      Tom Jone's 7 million dollar chest hair says what's up?

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      • G-men
        Posts too much
        • Nov 2011
        • 7579

        #4
        million dollar hair lol

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        • NAHSTE
          Probably owns the site
          • Feb 2009
          • 22233

          #5
          What a faggot

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          • JayDizzle
            Let's Go All The Way...
            • Nov 2008
            • 14215

            #6
            I don't think opposing offensive players from other teams hold "bounties" or anything but if someone were to sneak a portable set of hand shears onto the field...

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            • SethMode
              Master of Mysticism
              • Feb 2009
              • 5754

              #7
              Originally posted by BobSmuggins
              What a faggot
              I don't see how this is his fault? This is insurance paid for by Head & Shoulders to protect the investment they made in him as basically the face of their advertising.

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              • NAHSTE
                Probably owns the site
                • Feb 2009
                • 22233

                #8
                Originally posted by SethMode
                I don't see how this is his fault? This is insurance paid for by Head & Shoulders to protect the investment they made in him as basically the face of their advertising.
                I wasn't really being serious, this thread just had no activity so I played the "typical asshole response you would see on an ESPN message board" card.

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                • Misogi
                  :misogi:
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 2132

                  #9
                  Shit if his is worth a million, i gotta at least have $100k hair..
                  * Chrispy logs into KGs account to see what misogi wrote* [05:53 PM]

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                  • ram29jackson
                    Noob
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 0

                    #10
                    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqkgRkHY_FU&NR=1[/ame]




                    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ1UvZKfa4g&NR=1[/ame]

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                    • dave
                      Go the fuck outside
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 15492

                      #11
                      I had my VSN spirit fingers insured for $1 million. I don't want you guys to ever be deprived of my posts.
                      My Twitch video link: http://www.twitch.tv/dave374000

                      Twitch archived games link: http://www.twitch.tv/dave374000/profile/past_broadcasts

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                      • Fox1994
                        Posts too much
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 5327

                        #12
                        "You asked with your eyes, Trent. You asked with your eyes."

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