Michael Vick has a rib cartilage injury

[Warner2BruceTD]

He is injured and can no longer perform. The Eagles have the following options.

-Tie cinder blocks to his body and toss him into the pool at the team's training facility.

-Wet him down with a hose and electricute him with a cattle prod.

-Lock him in the trainer's room, and refuse to feed him until he resorts to eating his own flesh.

-Bury him alive.

-Sign Koy Detmer.

[Tengo Juego]

I've never heard of this sort of injury. What's it like? Average recovery time?

[MrBill]

I've never heard of this sort of injury. What's it like? Average recovery time?

Probably too early to tell. Need to see if Vick has any pain when he throws the ball in practice. I suspect he'll miss at least one week and then return to the following week since there were no broken bones.

[EmpireWF]

McCoy is also hurt.

[Rayman]

Sad because you made no mention of hanging.

[Senser81]

Sad because you made no mention of hanging.

Even worse than hanging would be to make Mike Vick wear sunglasses under any circumstance. Then people like Greg Gumbel, Dan Dierdorf, Rich Eisen, Steve Mariucci and Deion Sanders would make fun of him.

[KINGOFOOTBALL]

Im sure something clever could have been made out of jeff garcia and prison rape.

[Derrville]

I heard its 2 weeks.

[Nukleopatra]

If Kolb starts next week, 49ers get their first win.

Lock.

[Cody]

I heard Day to Day

[ram29jackson]

ever the plight of running QBs. Tackled for injuries

[St. Francisco]

If Kolb starts next week, 49ers get their first win.

Lock.

I'm praying he takes the week off. Then we'll have Kolb's Eagles, Oakland, Carolina, and Denver in the next four weeks. Maybe we can get this disaster turned around.