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Maybe I just wanted to start a little conversation/arguing (lists are always good for that) or maybe I decided to come up with a little power ranking list of my own due to the fact that Dallas won this weekend so I couldn't put that at 32 
but here it goes.
32-21
20-11
10-1
There you have it. Even if you just look for your team I suggest you read the part about the Texans (video included)
but here it goes.32-21
32. Carolina Panthers (1-8) This team is bad. Took another beat down this week and things aren't looking up anytime soon. I fully expect them to finish at the bottom of the list for the rest of the season.
31. Detroit Lions (2-7) Yes they have twice the number of wins as the Bills and have lost some pretty close games this season but, they still lost to the Bills and that earns them the #31 spot.
30. Buffalo Bills (1-8) FINALLY. They finally broke through and got a win. It took them 10 weeks but they finally did it.
29. Cincinnati Bengals (2-7) 6 game skid. Although they did only lose to the Colts by six this week, its still not good enough. Is anyone else anticipating a blow-up between OchoCinco and TO? They should just bust out all of their endzone celebrations and have an "Endzone celebration-off."
28. Dallas Cowboys (2-7) Nothing gives me greater pleasure than beating the Giants. Wait.. I stand corrected. Nothing gives me greater pleasure than beating the Giants after their fans talk shit all week. It is only one win and now that the nostalgia of a new coach has worn off, we will see if JG has truly motivated this team or not. (Dez Bryant is a monster and it was enjoyable to watch the Giants continue to play 1-1 coverage against him)
27. Arizona Cardinals (3-6) Really? A 38-16 loss to division rival Seattle? AT home!? Winless since their bye week, I think they will have trouble winning even 2 more games the rest of the way.
26. San Francisco 49ers (3-6) Yes they won but their offense consisted of Troy Smith heaving it deep and it either being caught for a big gain or being taken back because of holding.
25. Minnesota Vikings (3-6) All the Vikings need is a superstar wideout and they would probably be super bowl contenders.
24. Denver Broncos (3-6) Allowing 59 points one week and then putting up 49 the next. That has to be some sort of record doesn't it? When does Tim Tebow become the starting QB? I need to know if I should start him since he keeps poaching touchdowns from my boy Orton. Also, Demaryius Thomas is not and will never be on the same level as Dez Bryant.
23. Washington Redskins (4-5) Let me get this straight. You bad mouth your aging starting quarterback then give him a 5 year extension before one of the biggest games of the year. Then your entire team lays an egg and gets completely embarrassed. God I love Dan Snyder.
22. St. Louis Rams (4-5) Sam Bradford is going to be a stud. He is throwing to guys who don't even have recognizable names in their own home towns. They also have a beast of a running back. They are 1 game out of the NFC West. I can't wait for a 7-9 team to win a division. (When the Dal/NYG cut out, did anyone else see Stephen Jackson high stepping before he got near a first down? What.. the.. hell.. was that?)
21. Houston Texans (4-5) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. "This is the year!"
31. Detroit Lions (2-7) Yes they have twice the number of wins as the Bills and have lost some pretty close games this season but, they still lost to the Bills and that earns them the #31 spot.
30. Buffalo Bills (1-8) FINALLY. They finally broke through and got a win. It took them 10 weeks but they finally did it.
29. Cincinnati Bengals (2-7) 6 game skid. Although they did only lose to the Colts by six this week, its still not good enough. Is anyone else anticipating a blow-up between OchoCinco and TO? They should just bust out all of their endzone celebrations and have an "Endzone celebration-off."
28. Dallas Cowboys (2-7) Nothing gives me greater pleasure than beating the Giants. Wait.. I stand corrected. Nothing gives me greater pleasure than beating the Giants after their fans talk shit all week. It is only one win and now that the nostalgia of a new coach has worn off, we will see if JG has truly motivated this team or not. (Dez Bryant is a monster and it was enjoyable to watch the Giants continue to play 1-1 coverage against him)
27. Arizona Cardinals (3-6) Really? A 38-16 loss to division rival Seattle? AT home!? Winless since their bye week, I think they will have trouble winning even 2 more games the rest of the way.
26. San Francisco 49ers (3-6) Yes they won but their offense consisted of Troy Smith heaving it deep and it either being caught for a big gain or being taken back because of holding.
25. Minnesota Vikings (3-6) All the Vikings need is a superstar wideout and they would probably be super bowl contenders.
24. Denver Broncos (3-6) Allowing 59 points one week and then putting up 49 the next. That has to be some sort of record doesn't it? When does Tim Tebow become the starting QB? I need to know if I should start him since he keeps poaching touchdowns from my boy Orton. Also, Demaryius Thomas is not and will never be on the same level as Dez Bryant.
23. Washington Redskins (4-5) Let me get this straight. You bad mouth your aging starting quarterback then give him a 5 year extension before one of the biggest games of the year. Then your entire team lays an egg and gets completely embarrassed. God I love Dan Snyder.
22. St. Louis Rams (4-5) Sam Bradford is going to be a stud. He is throwing to guys who don't even have recognizable names in their own home towns. They also have a beast of a running back. They are 1 game out of the NFC West. I can't wait for a 7-9 team to win a division. (When the Dal/NYG cut out, did anyone else see Stephen Jackson high stepping before he got near a first down? What.. the.. hell.. was that?)
21. Houston Texans (4-5) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. "This is the year!"
Now let's take a moment and see a reenactment of the hail mary pass from David Garrard to Mike Thomas
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20. Cleveland Browns (3-6) One fumble away from taking down the Jets. Why that retard didn't get out of bounds is anybody's guess. Peyton Hillis is the best (white) running back in the NFL. I hope he leaves in the off-season and makes a HUGE deal out of it complete with a TV special and Nike commercials.
19. Seattle Seahawks (5-4) Must be nice to play in the NFC West.
18. Jacksonville Jaguars (5-4) I said this to Leftwich and I'll say it again. If Gus Johnson isn't calling that game then the hail mary pass is never completed. It is as simple as that. You still play in the AFC South and you will still finish 3rd.
17. San Diego Chargers (4-5) Is this the week they finally start to click? They are getting gift after gift after gift with division foes beating up on each other and are one run away from taking complete control of the division.
16. Kansas City Chiefs (5-4) I wonder how that beatdown in Kansas City tasted. Either Kyle Orton and the Denver Broncos offense is unstoppable or the Chiefs defense is laughable. This AFC West race is going to be interesting.
15. Tennessee Titans (5-4) The Titans couldn't even stop the Miami Dolphins 3rd string quarterback. When Tyler Thigpen is beating you, you know there are problems. Was Randy Moss even on the field on Sunday? I thought he was suppose to open up the run game, yet CJ gets 17 carries?
14. Miami Dolphins (5-4) Chad Pennington, the next Dan Marino, is knocked out on his first play. Then Chad Henne comes in, who is also the next Dan Marino, and is knocked out. Finally Tyler Thigpen comes in and leads the team to victory. Do we have the next Dan Marino on our hands? (All Dan Marino comparisons are courtesy of Houtz)
13. Chicago Bears (6-3) Took down the Vikings and regained the lead in the NFC North. The defense looks tough, allowing only 16.2 points per game. If Jay Cutler can complete passes to members of his own team, they could be pretty dangerous.
12. Oakland Raiders (5-4) They had a bye week and still took over the lead in the AFC West. I just don't think this team has it in them to win the division though. The Chargers are hot on their tail and they do still have Jason Campbell under center.
11. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (6-3) Holding a pretty good record at the moment but have not defeated a team that has a winning record yet. I see them being on the outside looking in when the playoffs roll around. "Haters gonna hate."
19. Seattle Seahawks (5-4) Must be nice to play in the NFC West.
18. Jacksonville Jaguars (5-4) I said this to Leftwich and I'll say it again. If Gus Johnson isn't calling that game then the hail mary pass is never completed. It is as simple as that. You still play in the AFC South and you will still finish 3rd.
17. San Diego Chargers (4-5) Is this the week they finally start to click? They are getting gift after gift after gift with division foes beating up on each other and are one run away from taking complete control of the division.
16. Kansas City Chiefs (5-4) I wonder how that beatdown in Kansas City tasted. Either Kyle Orton and the Denver Broncos offense is unstoppable or the Chiefs defense is laughable. This AFC West race is going to be interesting.
15. Tennessee Titans (5-4) The Titans couldn't even stop the Miami Dolphins 3rd string quarterback. When Tyler Thigpen is beating you, you know there are problems. Was Randy Moss even on the field on Sunday? I thought he was suppose to open up the run game, yet CJ gets 17 carries?
14. Miami Dolphins (5-4) Chad Pennington, the next Dan Marino, is knocked out on his first play. Then Chad Henne comes in, who is also the next Dan Marino, and is knocked out. Finally Tyler Thigpen comes in and leads the team to victory. Do we have the next Dan Marino on our hands? (All Dan Marino comparisons are courtesy of Houtz)
13. Chicago Bears (6-3) Took down the Vikings and regained the lead in the NFC North. The defense looks tough, allowing only 16.2 points per game. If Jay Cutler can complete passes to members of his own team, they could be pretty dangerous.
12. Oakland Raiders (5-4) They had a bye week and still took over the lead in the AFC West. I just don't think this team has it in them to win the division though. The Chargers are hot on their tail and they do still have Jason Campbell under center.
11. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (6-3) Holding a pretty good record at the moment but have not defeated a team that has a winning record yet. I see them being on the outside looking in when the playoffs roll around. "Haters gonna hate."
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10. New Orleans Saints (6-3) They haven't looked the greatest this year but they are flying under the radar with a 6-3 record. Brees just has to get back to his 2009 form and Reggie Bush has to not break a leg.
9. Indianpolis Colts (6-3) The guys Peyton is throwing to are worse than the guys Bradford is throwing too. Yet, they are 6-3 and leading the AFC South.
8. New York Giants (6-3) Got beatdown by Dallas, at home, with no lights on. Now they get to play an Eagles team led by Michael Vick. If Jon Kitna can put up 300+ yards and 3 touchdowns on the NYG defense, I cannot wait to see what Vick can do.
7. Pittsburgh Steelers (6-3) Lower than anybody else probably has them but that great defense was torn up on Sunday night by a team with one noticeable wide receiver. That shouldn't happen.
6. Green Bay Packers (6-3) Clay Matthews is a threat to be reckoned with and Aaron Rodgers is a good quarterback with a lot of offensive weapons. Now they get to play the Vikings next weekend? Chalk another one up for GB.
5. Baltimore Ravens (6-3) Toss last second loss to Atlanta on a play where offensive pass interference should have been called (although none of the VSN Atlanta fans will admit to it).
4. New York Jets (7-2) You can only play with fire for so long before it burns you and that is exactly what the Jets are doing right now. They are one fumble and one correctly managed game from being on a 2 game losing steak.
3. Atlanta Falcons (7-2) The beneficiary of a non-call allowed them to get a win on Thursday. Personally I love when B-more's team loses.
2. Philadelphia Eagles (6-3) Sue me. The Eagles with Vick at quarterback have the most dangerous offense in the league. Vick will continue his dominance against the NYG this week.
1. New England Patriots (7-2) Has a team ever lost to the Browns and then been #1 in the power rankings the following week? I don't think so but that is exactly what happened. They rebounded from that loss and took it to the Steelers. That coaching staff is something else.
9. Indianpolis Colts (6-3) The guys Peyton is throwing to are worse than the guys Bradford is throwing too. Yet, they are 6-3 and leading the AFC South.
8. New York Giants (6-3) Got beatdown by Dallas, at home, with no lights on. Now they get to play an Eagles team led by Michael Vick. If Jon Kitna can put up 300+ yards and 3 touchdowns on the NYG defense, I cannot wait to see what Vick can do.
7. Pittsburgh Steelers (6-3) Lower than anybody else probably has them but that great defense was torn up on Sunday night by a team with one noticeable wide receiver. That shouldn't happen.
6. Green Bay Packers (6-3) Clay Matthews is a threat to be reckoned with and Aaron Rodgers is a good quarterback with a lot of offensive weapons. Now they get to play the Vikings next weekend? Chalk another one up for GB.
5. Baltimore Ravens (6-3) Toss last second loss to Atlanta on a play where offensive pass interference should have been called (although none of the VSN Atlanta fans will admit to it).
4. New York Jets (7-2) You can only play with fire for so long before it burns you and that is exactly what the Jets are doing right now. They are one fumble and one correctly managed game from being on a 2 game losing steak.
3. Atlanta Falcons (7-2) The beneficiary of a non-call allowed them to get a win on Thursday. Personally I love when B-more's team loses.
2. Philadelphia Eagles (6-3) Sue me. The Eagles with Vick at quarterback have the most dangerous offense in the league. Vick will continue his dominance against the NYG this week.
1. New England Patriots (7-2) Has a team ever lost to the Browns and then been #1 in the power rankings the following week? I don't think so but that is exactly what happened. They rebounded from that loss and took it to the Steelers. That coaching staff is something else.
There you have it. Even if you just look for your team I suggest you read the part about the Texans (video included)
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