Wes Welker's High School Career

[Deviant]

I saw this and nearly shit myself.

As a running back, he scored 80 touchdowns (53 rushing and 27 receiving). As a defensive back, he had 190 tackles, 22 interceptions (three of which he returned for touchdowns), and nine fumble recoveries. As a punt returner, he scored seven touchdowns. As a kicker, he scored 35 field goals and 165 extra points; his longest field goal, 57 yards, actually exceeds the personal best of current Patriots kicker Stephen Gostkowski.

This dude must have gotten ass every day in high school. Given, they're high school stats, but I kinda' appreciate Wes Welker more as a player.

[NAHSTE]

You have a pretty low threshold for almost shitting yourself.

[Wildcard]

You have a pretty low threshold for almost shitting yourself.

Loose bowel muscles, you can blame Rush for that.

[Maize]

It is pretty impressive for a player in high school to play that many different positions and be successful at each.

[Rayman]

Yet nobody wanted a part of that talented little white boy.

Texas Tech was the only school to offer a scholarship.

[Hasselbeck]

Meh. He would be a waterboy on the all-VSN team. Not impressed.