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  • G-men
    Posts too much
    • Nov 2011
    • 7579

    Dear Matt Dodge

    Please go fuck yourself. Seriously, what the fuck were you thinking? I don't care that the defense let up in the fourth quarter or that the offense did nothing on that last minute drive attempt. YOU fucked up. YOU have been fucking up all season long. YOU have been a problem all season but for some strange reason that is beyond me, the management continued to let you go out there and be the shitty ass punter that you are.

    It was one thing when you botched those snaps. It was another thing when you had those kicks blocked. But this shit is just inexcusable. I am 100% positive that the exact words the coach told you were "DO NOT KICK THE BALL TO DESEAN JACKSON."

    Well sir, you kicked the ball to DeSean Jackson. Not only did you kick it to him, but you kicked a line drive to him. The second I saw that kick I told my brother-in-law, "Watch him return this one." We watched in awe as that inevitably happened because of your supreme fuck up.

    So, hopefully we can put these troubles behind us. And by that, I mean hopefully your ass gets realized sometime in the next few days. If that does not happen, I will seriously question my existence as a Giants fan.

    Sincerely,
    The New York Giants Community
  • JeremyHight
    I wish I was Scrubs
    • Feb 2009
    • 4063

    #2
    Dear Matt Dodge,

    Thank you for putting the cherry on the top of a horrible implosion by the New York Giants. After their offense, defense, and return game all disappointed in the final quarter, all that was left to fail was their coverage team. Now you'll be the scapegoat for one bad punt when really, people should be focusing on the failure of the team as a whole.

    Thanks again,
    Everyone who isn't a Giants Fan

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    • Woy
      RIP West
      • Dec 2008
      • 16371

      #3
      Giants sure do like blowing leads when they're up 21.

      [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ12p3uLk3Y[/ame]

      :smug2:



      ^ Shouts to MvP for the sick sig. GFX TEAM BACK

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      • Juggernaut
        Sitting on the Sidelines
        • Dec 2008
        • 5669

        #4
        Originally posted by G-Men
        I don't care that the defense let up in the fourth quarter or that the offense did nothing on that last minute drive attempt. YOU fucked up.
        Stopped reading after that.

        You serious?

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        • BigHouseUSA
          Late to the party.
          • Jun 2009
          • 4907

          #5
          This has been the best loss ever. I was watching the game with a Giants fan, he was devastated, it was great.
          Originally posted by mgoblue2290
          If you want to win, put Drew in.

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          • JeremyHight
            I wish I was Scrubs
            • Feb 2009
            • 4063

            #6
            This game reminded me of this...

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            • for surtain 22
              Junior Member
              • Feb 2009
              • 936

              #7
              lol @ blaming this game on your punter. Seriously dude? get some perspective. your entire team choked big time.

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              • dave
                Go the fuck outside
                • Oct 2008
                • 15489

                #8
                Your defensive co-ordinator deserves most of the blame.
                It's ok to mix up your defensive plays, something Fewell didn't do the entire 4th quarter.
                And the fact your team couldn't establish a run game didn't help.

                Yes, the punter deserves some blame, but he's hardly the only one to blame.

                Frankly, I think your thread should be titled "Dear Perry Fewell".
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                • Colonel Angus
                  No longer a noob
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1935

                  #9
                  You will seriously stop being a Giants fan if they don't cut their punter?

                  Come on man.

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                  • CrimsonGhost56
                    True Blue
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 5981

                    #10
                    apparently dodge "wasnt comfortable" kicking it out of bounds cause it was a high snap and he was rushed to kick it... but i agree with JH that blame goes all around. bottle line is they got outscored 35-7 in the second half and blame goes everywhere, cant just single out person (though that kick was god awful and certainly helped in the giants losing the game). but the way the game was going the giants were bound to lose in overtime anyway. by that point the eagles had all the momentum to say the least and were kicking the giant's ass up and down the field.

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                    • Deviant
                      Yes, please.
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 2861

                      #11
                      As much as the defense deserves the blame for letting it get to that point, I still fucking hate Matt Dodge and I do pin the loss on him for this reason:

                      If he kicks it out of bounds, the game goes into overtime. He allowed DeSean Jackson to have a chance to win the game. The defense did do an awful job, but Matt Dodge pretty much gave Philly the chance to win the game, especially by line driving it.


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                      • leaffan
                        Colton Orr Fan
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 11082

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Deviant
                        As much as the defense deserves the blame for letting it get to that point, I still fucking hate Matt Dodge and I do pin the loss on him for this reason:

                        If he kicks it out of bounds, the game goes into overtime. He allowed DeSean Jackson to have a chance to win the game. The defense did do an awful job, but Matt Dodge pretty much gave Philly the chance to win the game, especially by line driving it.
                        So the giants defense who decided to take a break in the 2nd half had nothing to do with it....

                        LOL @ anyone blaming the punter.

                        Leafs offseason training!

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                        • Deviant
                          Yes, please.
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 2861

                          #13
                          Originally posted by leaffan
                          So the giants defense who decided to take a break in the 2nd half had nothing to do with it....

                          LOL @ anyone blaming the punter.
                          I repeat.

                          Originally posted by Deviant
                          As much as the defense deserves the blame for letting it get to that point, I still fucking hate Matt Dodge and I do pin the loss on him for this reason:

                          If he kicks it out of bounds, the game goes into overtime. He allowed DeSean Jackson to have a chance to win the game. The defense did do an awful job, but Matt Dodge pretty much gave Philly the chance to win the game, especially by line driving it.


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                          • Rush
                            vsn has rizzen

                            • Oct 2008
                            • 15931

                            #14
                            LOL @ blaming it on the punter. They didn't have to let them come back from 3+ TD's

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                            • NAHSTE
                              Probably owns the site
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 22233

                              #15
                              You can thank your dumb ass DC for nano-blitzing Vick for four straight quarters, single covering Maclin and Jackson all game, and dropping Justin Tuck into coverage. Also thank the kickoff return team for not being ready for an onside kick. Also thank Kenny Phillips for wiffing on a tackle and letting Brett Celek go for 60 yards. And so many more lulworthy mistakes.

                              Punters don't cause 21 point implosions. Teams do.

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