(Most of) The Playoff Picture

[Hitman]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/machine

Just in case somebody hasn't seen it.. Just pick the games and it'll fill it out based on that scenario..

[NAHSTE]

I think this will be the year having the 5 seed in the NFC will be most important.

NFC West FTW

Only if you enjoy getting destroyed in round 2.

[EmpireWF]

Totally up to date NFC picture

NFC

1. xAtlanta Falcons 12-3
2. yChicago Bears 11-4 (clinched bye)
3. yPhiladelphia Eagles 10-5 (locked in at #3)
4. St. Louis Rams 7-8 (NFC West winner is locked at #4)
5. xNew Orleans Saints 11-4 (NFC South runner up is locked at #5)
6. Green Bay Packers 9-6

7. New York Giants 9-6
8. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9-6
9. Seattle Seahawks 6-9

-Atlanta clinches HFA with win vs. NO or Chicago loss vs. GB
-Chicago clinches HFA with win vs. GB & Atlanta loss vs. CAR & New Orleans loss vs. TB
-New Orleans clinches division & HFA with win vs. TB & Atlanta loss vs. CAR

-St. Louis clinches division with win vs. SEA
-Seattle clinches division with win vs. STL

-Green Bay clinches playoff birth with win vs. CHI or with NYG & TB losses
-New York clinches playoff birth with win vs. WAS & Green Bay loss vs. CHI
-Tampa Bay clinches playoff birth with win vs. NO & Green Bay loss vs. CHI & NYG loss vs. WAS

[Warner2BruceTD]

Totally up to date NFC picture

NFC

1. xAtlanta Falcons 12-3
2. yChicago Bears 11-4 (clinched bye)
3. yPhiladelphia Eagles 10-5 (locked in at #3)
4. St. Louis Rams 7-8 (NFC West winner is locked at #4)
5. xNew Orleans Saints 11-4 (NFC South runner up is locked at #5)
6. Green Bay Packers 9-6

7. New York Giants 9-6
8. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9-6
9. Seattle Seahawks 6-9

-Atlanta clinches HFA with win vs. NO or Chicago loss vs. GB
-Chicago clinches HFA with win vs. GB & Atlanta loss vs. CAR & New Orleans loss vs. TB
-New Orleans clinches division & HFA with win vs. TB & Atlanta loss vs. CAR

-St. Louis clinches division with win vs. SEA
-Seattle clinches division with win vs. STL

-Green Bay clinches playoff birth with win vs. CHI or with NYG & TB losses
-New York clinches playoff birth with win vs. WAS & Green Bay loss vs. CHI
-Tampa Bay clinches playoff birth with win vs. NO & Green Bay loss vs. CHI & NYG loss vs. WAS

This is all pretty simple, but this is what you will see Sunday....

You got all that, Howie? Cuz I don't! Dag gummit, just play the games, let's figure this out later! I've got a headache trying to figure all this out!

(uproarious laughter ensues)


Over on CBS...

Alright Dan, repeat that back to us...

haw haw haw haw haw haw!!!!

No thanks, Boomer, this stuff is too complicated!

(uproarious laughter ensues)

[Rudi]

I have a weird feeling that Tampa is going to get in.

[Blade]

Great now we are stuck at #3 and probably will take on the Pack........who have Aaron Fucking Rodgers versus our piss-poor secondary......awesome.

[NAHSTE]

Great now we are stuck at #3 and probably will take on the Pack........who have Aaron Fucking Rodgers versus our piss-poor secondary......awesome.

Maybe we should chug on over to Mamby-Pamby land and get some self confidence for your team.

 

Ya jackwagon!

[Blade]

Maybe we should chug on over to Mamby-Pamby land and get some self confidence for your team.

 

Ya jackwagon!

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[NAHSTE]

I fucking hate those Geico commercials, btw.

[JayDizzle]

Jaguars are now looking at playing without Garrard or MJD this Sunday...

Trent Edwards to start.

 

We're fucked.

[MmmmBeeeeer]

Yeah the Jags are screwed.

The odds of the Titans beating the Colts at home with the playoffs on the line is slim to none, then add the Garrard MJD situation against Houston, and you are mega screwed.


ibCJdrops200yardsonthecoltsand3TDsandEdwardsthrows 4tdsagainsttheTexans

[BazookaJoe5]

My reaction to the Ravens being in the playoffs, as shown by John Harbaugh:

 

 

 

[JayDizzle]

Yeah the Jags are screwed.

The odds of the Titans beating the Colts at home with the playoffs on the line is slim to none, then add the Garrard MJD situation against Houston, and you are mega screwed.


ibCJdrops200yardsonthecoltsand3TDsandEdwardsthrows 4tdsagainsttheTexans

I'd make this my new SN but I don't think it would fit/I've already asked for a new one a day ago.