I wanna be like Charles Haley when I grow up

[Diivox]

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/charles-haley-would-like-you-to-watch-him-masturbate.html

you know you wanna suck this.

[strahanfan92]

hat’s… unusual. It won’t surprise you to know that Haley was also a raging homophobe, saying to a new Cowboy teammate once:

“You’re from California? You must be a fucking faggot.”

[BigBucs]

WTF? SMH

[steeljake]

i wonder why nobody hit him is the dick with a helemt or cleet? if some asshole did that to me i would be swinging.

[tigstah]

WTF? SMH

my thoughts exactly.....some shit you just dont need to know about. :dontknow:

[CaribbeanJoseph]

lol

[KINGOFOOTBALL]

If I had 5 superbowl rings I'd be jizzing and jerking off with it everywhere I go.

[Rayman]

Old stuff.

On his first day as a Cowboy, he wrapped an ace bandage around his dick and ran around the lockerroom screaming "I'm the last naked warrior".

In San Francisco, after the 49ers lost a game to the Raiders (whom Ronnie Lott was with at the time), he went up to Steve Young and called him a "motherfucking pussy, faggot quarterback" and started going apeshit. Apparently a gopher actually had to run to the Raiders lockerroom, grab Lott (wearing only a towel), and bring him to the Niners lockerroom to calm him down.

And then of course, there was the act that got him kicked out of SF, which was when he went out to the parking lot, tore a hole in the roof of a teammate's convertible, and pissed in the opening.

Yeah, Charles had issues. :bizzaro:

[BigBucs]

Old stuff.

On his first day as a Cowboy, he wrapped an ace bandage around his dick and ran around the lockerroom screaming "I'm the last naked warrior".

In San Francisco, after the 49ers lost a game to the Raiders (whom Ronnie Lott was with at the time), he went up to Steve Young and called him a "motherfucking pussy, faggot quarterback" and started going apeshit. Apparently a gopher actually had to run to the Raiders lockerroom, grab Lott (wearing only a towel), and bring him to the Niners lockerroom to calm him down.

And then of course, there was the act that got him kicked out of SF, which was when he went out to the parking lot, tore a hole in the roof of a teammate's convertible, and pissed in the opening.

Yeah, Charles had issues. :bizzaro:

Sounds like a real life Lattimer from The Program

[Derrville]

Met him and his family at Lubys. Nice dude even hugged my grandma and signed a Cowboys hat.. talked to him for a while as did the rest of my family. He was pretty happy, smiling and laughing.

[KINGOFOOTBALL]

Met him and his family at Lubys. Nice dude even hugged my grandma and signed a Cowboys hat.. talked to him for a while as did the rest of my family. He was pretty happy, smiling and laughing.

Does it bother you knowing he jerked off thinking about it later ?

[Rayman]

Met him and his family at Lubys. Nice dude even hugged my grandma and signed a Cowboys hat.. talked to him for a while as did the rest of my family. He was pretty happy, smiling and laughing.

Nicest guy in the world when he's on his meds.

As soon as the effect wore off, he envisioned squeezing you around the neck until your non-black head popped off and ejaculating into the opening.

Yes, Charles also had the typical angry-black-man thing going.

I don't think there was any other Cowboy who ever shouted "MASSA JERRY!!! MASSA JERRY!!! whenever the boss walked into the lockerroom or threw his helmet at the man when Emmitt Smith held out.