Chris Simms on Trial for Pot

[NAHSTE]

The cop only smelled it and it got his tongue numb. I bet Simms was feeling like he was at the dentist after pulling on that killer.

"I can't feel my face. What are we smoking anyway? She said don't let the high go to waste ... but can you taste?"

[BrntO4Life]

lol...I remember all the Longhorns being sure Simms was going to bring them the NC. Little did they know...it was the next guy.

What universe were you living in? Most Longhorn fans hated Simms because Mack made him the starter over Applewhite, when it was clear who was the better player.

[RyanLeaf16]

This is all Jon Gruden's fault.

-FreemanTheGod aka BigBucs

Fixed it for ya!