Miami Football is a joke

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

Bryce Brown is going to tear it up at Kansas State. Arthur Brown is on the Butkus Watch List and nigga neva played a game yet. That's clout. I think he got that nomination just from someone reading my post. Influential.

And don't lie sportsbuck, that is like the third time you've posted that quote on this forum alone...you love being on my dick...hows it taste, bruh? You got that ish saved on your hard drive in the spank bank, admit it.

[Sportsbuck]

And don't lie sportsbuck, that is like the third time you've posted that quote on this forum alone...you love being on my dick...hows it taste, bruh? You got that ish saved on your hard drive in the spank bank, admit it.

C'mon Larry.

If I wasted hard-drive space on that ish where would I stash all my kiddie porn?

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

C'mon Larry.

If I wasted hard-drive space on that ish where would I stash all my kiddie porn?

In the same file.

Text files, like your weenis, are small.

[Sportsbuck]

In the same file.

Text files, like your weenis, are small.

:seeyou:

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

:seeyou:

[KnightNoles]

http://www.tomahawknation.com/2011/8...-down#comments

Miami player penalties handed down

Eight University of Miami football student-athletes must miss competition and repay benefits as a condition of becoming eligible to play again, according to a decision today by the NCAA student-athlete reinstatement staff. The student-athletes received varying levels of recruiting inducements and extra benefits from university booster Nevin Shapiro and athletics personnel, according to the facts of the case.

Starting DE Olivier Vernon - 6 games
Starting SS Ray Ray Armstrong - 4 games
Starting DT Marcus Forston - 1 game
Starting WLB Sean Spence - 1 game
Starting DE Adewale Ojomo - 1 game
Starting WR Travis Benjamin - 1 game
Arm punter Jacory Harris - 1 game
Dyron Rye (scrub)- 4 games

Release (LINK)

Congrats, Maryland (Miami opens with Maryland this Monday).

Instant analysis for MD game: Miami might be able to stop the run, but it has zero pass rush. None. Nada. And with a completely new secondary, blitzing isn't much of an option. Miami really needs to control the clock with its ground game, which it may be able to do.

Miami will have all players back for the FSU game.

Massive university penalties are still to come. Looks like the NCAA is focused on the school more than the players.

EDIT: just now went back a page and saw he posted this... oh well

[Boucher]

Bye Bye Glue Hands

[ralaw]

Report: Nevin Shapiro fires at Canes

Nevin Shapiro, a former University of Miami booster who said last year that he provided extra benefits to more than 70 of the school's athletes from 2002-2010, claims in a series of emails to the Miami Herald that he has more to say on the subject.

Shapiro, currently serving a 20-year sentence for orchestrating a nearly $1 billion Ponzi scheme, told the Herald that "it's going to be severe and catastrophic." He offered no proof of what he claims to know beyond what he told Yahoo! Sports last year.

"My feelings are getting inflamed and I'm going to pop off pretty soon with regards to them and the NCAA. I'm coming for them both (the school and former players) and I'm going to be successful," Shapiro wrote in what the Herald described as "numerous emails over the past few months."

Last August, Shapiro told Yahoo! that he had provided extra benefits, including meals, clothes, prostitutes and trips to his house, to 72 Miami athletes. He showed financial documents to back up his claims. Eight Miami players served suspensions after the allegations were announced, and the NCAA continues to investigate the Hurricanes' athletic department. The school self-imposed a bowl ban last season.

Shapiro told the Herald in one of his emails that "the public is going to hate me worse in the next coming months." He added that "UM is getting the death penalty or damn close to it."

The Herald, citing Miami officials, said the school believes the NCAA will dismiss any claims Shapiro makes that cannot be backed up. The paper also said a top official at the school said that Miami could discredit Shapiro if he is put under oath.

The Herald reported that the NCAA hasn't contacted a number of players Shapiro implicated, and that players who have been contacted denied wrongdoing.

Shapiro pled guilty in September 2010 to one count of securities fraud and one count of money laundering. Federal prison officials told the Herald that Shapiro must serve at least 85 percent of his sentence, which means he'll be in jail for at least 17 years.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7570746/nevin-shapiro-says-more-implicate-university-miami-hurricanes

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

The ramblings of a man behind bars.

I SAY...

COME AT ME, BRO!!!

[Rylo]

LESSSSSSS GOOOOOOOO

[ralaw]

I've seen it many times, but that has to be the funniest gif I've ever seen, as it makes me LOL everytime.

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

Michael Irvin is a great human being.

/Fuck Warner2BruceTD...Fuck him I said!