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  • Warner2BruceTD
    2011 Poster Of The Year
    • Mar 2009
    • 26142

    ESPN is Extra Pathetic

    I've been having some health issues and have been on bed rest for the last week or so. Today I was totally out of it, doped up on drugs, and my remote batteries died, so the TV was stuck on STARZ inBlack or some shit and i've been watching shitty movies like the Whoopi Goldberg vehicle 'Eddie' where she takes over as Knicks head coach.

    So my GF finally gets home from work, and changes out the batteries. I do what most men do and compulsively turn on ESPN, just as a fresh SportsCenter is starting up. Great, I can catch up on the day, and hopefully fall back into my coma and either die or finally get better.

    Much to my surprise (although I shouldnt be surprised at all) the lead story was Plaxico Burress catching a TD pass in a preseason game.

    THE LEAD STORY WAS PLAXICO BURRESS CATCHING A TD PASS IN A PRESEASON GAME

    Huh? That is what the worldwide leader is leading off with? Whatever. So I wait it out...and this is followed up by TWO MORE SEGMENTS OF NFL PRESEASON HIGHLIGHTS before they even touch another sport. And this was on a day where baseball had multiple walkoff wins ad a bunch of great games involving playoff contenders (including an epic Tigers/Indians game with one of the best finishes of the season). Of course, this is all buried in back segments, because we are force fed NFL PRESEASON HIGHLIGHTS.

    Not only do they lead with a Plaxico TD catch, as if this is news to begin with, they also 'go back to the Meadowlands' and kick it to snaggle tooth ginger cunt Racheal Nichols not once, but TWICE during the show, to further break down this transcendent moment in sports history.

    Nobody gives a fuck about preseason NFL football. Most fans check for two things. One, did anyone get hurt, and two, how did the starters look? Otherwise, not a fuck is given. By Week 3, hardcore fans can't even recall preseason records.

    Thing is, ESPN used to bury this shit on the back end of SportsCenter...until NFL Network came around. Ever since, an NFL centric network has now become so NFL crazed that its as if nothing else even exists. For the niche fans who want goofy preseason breakdowns, don't they have NFL Live? Isn't SC supposed to be a quick catch all of the days events in SPORTS?

    BUT WAIT! There's more....

    They actually did a video montage of "ALL OF THE PRESEASON ACTION FROM THIS SEASON SO FAR, IN CASE YOU MISSED ANYTHING!" half way through the show. I mean, words can't describe the insanity involved in this. Do people think about these preseason games two minutes after they end? Am I the crazy one doped up on drugs, slowly dying, painfully out of touch on this?

    im going back to sleep
  • BigBucs
    Unpretentious
    • May 2009
    • 12758

    #2
    NFL Preseason > Baseball In October




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    • NAHSTE
      Probably owns the site
      • Feb 2009
      • 22233

      #3
      Originally posted by BigBucs
      NFL Preseason > Baseball In October
      MLB regular season > Little League World Series > Old college football games on YouTube > Gossip Girl > Dora the Explorer > NFL Preseason

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      • Palooza
        Au Revoir, Shoshanna
        • Feb 2009
        • 14265

        #4
        OH. MY GOD. Tell me you watched Max Havoc: Ring of Fire today?!!?! Because I most certainly did and it was AWFUL.

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        • BigBucs
          Unpretentious
          • May 2009
          • 12758

          #5
          Originally posted by NAHSTE
          MLB regular season > Little League World Series > Old college football games on YouTube > Gossip Girl > Dora the Explorer > NFL Preseason
          No. MLB can fold tomorrow and not a single fuck will be given.




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          • s@ppisgod
            No longer a noob
            • Apr 2011
            • 1032

            #6
            Originally posted by NAHSTE
            MLB regular season > Little League World Series > Old college football games on YouTube > Gossip Girl > Dora the Explorer > NFL Preseason
            Bump LLWS behind Dora and I agree.

            ESPN is the TMZ of sports. All flash, all "controversy" with the depth of a Michael Bay film. No substance. Not anything like the Sportscenter I grew up on in the early 90's with damn near full box scores and covering all the games nearly equally, even if they're a *gasp* small market. No covering Rex Ryan's post game press conference sound bytes for 10 minutes, then showing 1 highlight of a Rays/Jays game for 20 seconds. The stories are always bigger than the sports now. There's very little, to no, journalistic integrity in Bristol.
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            • Warner2BruceTD
              2011 Poster Of The Year
              • Mar 2009
              • 26142

              #7
              Originally posted by Palooza
              OH. MY GOD. Tell me you watched Max Havoc: Ring of Fire today?!!?! Because I most certainly did and it was AWFUL.
              I definitely watched 'Eddie', I was in and out of consciousness for the Jamie Fox gimmick where Gerard Butler is killing everyone from prison, I think I watched A Muppet Movie (but that might have been yesterday, the days are blending together), and i'm positive I suffered through 'Surrogates', the bad Bruce Willis sci fi POS which for whatever reason was on STARZ Black.

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              • EmpireWF
                Giants in the Super Bowl
                • Mar 2009
                • 24082

                #8
                Originally posted by BigBucs
                No. Josh Freeman's career can fold tomorrow and not a single fuck will be given.
                Fixed.


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                • BigBucs
                  Unpretentious
                  • May 2009
                  • 12758

                  #9
                  Originally posted by EmpireWF
                  Fixed.
                  Freeman > Eli





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                  • dave
                    Go the fuck outside
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 15492

                    #10
                    The "Other Belushi" did the movie K-9, which I loved (the sequels, not so much). He also banged Courtney Thorne-Smith on TV for years. Admittedly, not JOHN Belushi, but not a bad career.
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                    • Palooza
                      Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 14265

                      #11
                      Ahhhh! I'm disappointed. It was on at 1230 pm today, i believe. Dean Cain was a bad guy. Hilarity ensued.

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                      • EmpireWF
                        Giants in the Super Bowl
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 24082

                        #12

                        Originally posted by BigBucs
                        Freeman > Eli

                        :hemad:


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                        • s@ppisgod
                          No longer a noob
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 1032

                          #13
                          Jim Beluschi is nowhere near as talented as his brother. He's like Brent Gretzky. Eli at least has a ring.

                          Also, speaking of Dean Cain, and not football, man what I wouldn't give to see more Rock 'n Jock games. Those used to be soooo "teh shit".
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                          • dave
                            Go the fuck outside
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 15492

                            #14
                            Originally posted by s@ppisgod
                            Jim Beluschi is nowhere near as talented as his brother. He's like Brent Gretzky. Eli at least has a ring.

                            Also, speaking of Dean Cain, and not football, man what I wouldn't give to see more Rock 'n Jock games. Those used to be soooo "teh shit".
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                            I'm not disagreeing with that, I'm just saying calling him a nobody is unfair. He's had a decent career.
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                            • BigBucs
                              Unpretentious
                              • May 2009
                              • 12758

                              #15
                              Originally posted by EmpireWF
                              Elite company







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