This white girl hates her daddy.

[BrntO4Life]

Definitely a mulatto.

[EmpireWF]

Definitely a mulatto.

[Sportsbuck]

You should see Notre Dame's board.

Nothing can beat the Penn State boards for the past month or so.

The meltdown over O'Brien being hired has been hilarious, but even better was how they were assuring themselves that Nick Saban and Les Miles were beating down the door to come coach in Happy Valley, but then once a couple of days went by they started wondering if Saban/Miles weren't good enough for their program.

[Raidersabc123]

I didn't get one fucking thank for that post in the image thread.


:virus:

maybe because it was already posted :michaelscott:

[NAHSTE]

Always laugh when fans lose their shit over the choice of a teenage boy. That shit is mad creepy to me, like why even expend energy?

If he ends up coming to LSU, all those idiots will have spent the last two weeks explaining why he's not "LSU material" and is scared of playing time and wouldn't play a down here and all that ... funny how quickly the opinion of a recruit can change.

Anyway his chick could get it, but if she's already there then I'm sure his boy Eddie Lacy has been dicking her down in Tuscaloosa this whole time.

[Sportsbuck]

Ok... so before viewing this video, a few things to note.

A, twitter feed named Sekrah Sports came online around early December, and correctly pegged Tommy Schutt's verbal to OSU and Paul Chryst to Pitt before most insiders (Outside of Ohio State's own Bill Greene and Nevadabuck) had any clue on either of them.

Sekrah has been the main source of supposed legit information on the search for PSU fans, and had talked about how they were about to make a hire that was equivalent to an 8.0 on the richter scale. As such, he started to drop hints (read: riddles) for his followers to figure out just who he was hearing about, such as: '#5: The Foxes soldier will make the valley happy once again.', and PSU followers correctly deduced that his riddles led to Les Miles. Their scout board has been hilarious for days, hinging on every word Sekrah let out and worshipping the twitter feed as the word of god.

Anyways, a couple of days ago it comes out that apparently Sekrah is actually an Ohio State fan that epically trolled Penn State fans. It's a guy named TeddyHeisman from the Ohio State scout board (who ironically trolled a radio personality in Columbus into believing that he was 'Ellis' from the SI article over the summer).

Anyways though... here's the Paterno hitler video. I've seen the damn thing 100+ different times with 100+ different themes, but it never disappoints.

[youtube]qCpkozJtYxk[/youtube]

LOL @ the girl consoling the other girl and saying 'It's okay, JoePa did what he was required to do'.

[Youk]

I enjoy being an Army fan. We get hard-ons when we get a 3-star recruit.

[Irish]

Hitler videos should be first ballot internet Hall of Fame.

[Goober]

I had a girl who transferred from Alabama in one of my classes last year here at Wisconsin. She claimed that multiracial relationships are still heavily frowned upon down there, and she was basically kicked out of her sorority when she started dating a black dude.

True or is she just a fat loser?

[RyanLeaf16]

Ok... so before viewing this video, a few things to note.

A, twitter feed named Sekrah Sports came online around early December, and correctly pegged Tommy Schutt's verbal to OSU and Paul Chryst to Pitt before most insiders (Outside of Ohio State's own Bill Greene and Nevadabuck) had any clue on either of them.

Sekrah has been the main source of supposed legit information on the search for PSU fans, and had talked about how they were about to make a hire that was equivalent to an 8.0 on the richter scale. As such, he started to drop hints (read: riddles) for his followers to figure out just who he was hearing about, such as: '#5: The Foxes soldier will make the valley happy once again.', and PSU followers correctly deduced that his riddles led to Les Miles. Their scout board has been hilarious for days, hinging on every word Sekrah let out and worshipping the twitter feed as the word of god.

Anyways, a couple of days ago it comes out that apparently Sekrah is actually an Ohio State fan that epically trolled Penn State fans. It's a guy named TeddyHeisman from the Ohio State scout board (who ironically trolled a radio personality in Columbus into believing that he was 'Ellis' from the SI article over the summer).

Anyways though... here's the Paterno hitler video. I've seen the damn thing 100+ different times with 100+ different themes, but it never fails to disappoint.

[youtube]qCpkozJtYxk[/youtube]

LOL @ the girl consoling the other girl and saying 'It's okay, JoePa did what he was required to do'.

That video was fucking hilarious!!!!

[NAHSTE]

I enjoy being an Army fan. We get hard-ons when we get a 3-star recruit.

That's nothing, all it takes the Penn State staff to get a hard on is an oral commitment.

[NAHSTE]

I had a girl who transferred from Alabama in one of my classes last year here at Wisconsin. She claimed that multiracial relationships are still heavily frowned upon down there, and she was basically kicked out of her sorority when she started dating a black dude.

True or is she just a fat loser?

Nah that's definitely true. Alabama's social scene is 90% greek, and they make the rules. Most of the greeks at all SEC schools are blatant racists though, so it's not just Alabama.

First night in the freshman dorms at LSU, this frat knocked on all the doors and started rounding us all up to party and try to join their lame fraternity. (It was the worst house and most pathetic group of guys I've ever seen -- the TKEs -- but hey, a Natty Ice keg is pretty enticing to any 18-year old kid, amirite?) Sure enough I get in the bed of a truck, and hear this out of the cab...

"We ready to roll?"
"Yep"
...

"Wait, Jim, hold on, there's a nigger in the truck!"

:michaelscott:

[KNUBB]

Nah that's definitely true. Alabama's social scene is 90% greek, and they make the rules. Most of the greeks at all SEC schools are blatant racists though, so it's not just Alabama.

First night in the freshman dorms at LSU, this frat knocked on all the doors and started rounding us all up to party. Sure enough I get in the bed of a truck, and hear this out of the cab...

"We ready to roll?"
"Yep"
...

"Wait, Jim, hold on, there's a nigger in the truck!"

:michaelscott:

Mostly true. Mississippi St. greek system accepted me though. I was in Starkville often for several months hanging out with some friends. I'm going back for super bulldog weekend though.

[Houston]

Mostly true. Mississippi St. greek system accepted me though.

Diversity quota.

[Sportsbuck]

Yeah... I'm one of the biggest proponents of greek life you will ever find, but I would never join a Southern Fraternity.

BTW NAHSTE, TKE is actually a very good Fraternity nationally.