Rumor: Gronk Craddle robbing (16 Y/O Chick Claims to have "hooked up")

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  • BigBucs
    Unpretentious
    • May 2009
    • 12758

    Rumor: Gronk Craddle robbing (16 Y/O Chick Claims to have "hooked up")

    Gronk “Hooking Up,” Getting Kissed By 16-Year-Old In Aruba?


    Just as we assumed all was cool with Gronk’s trip to Aruba last week, BC tipster Rob C. sent us an email Saturday regarding BC’s Aruba Gronk Watch. It was in that report that some chick was claiming on Twitter that she and her friend “hooked up with Gronk & his brother.” No big deal in our minds. Same old sh*t, just a different Gronk vacation in our minds. And then Rob C. pointed us to a driver’s license of one of those girls.

    *Disclaimer*

    Now, before we go any further, let’s realize that teenage girls like to be brag about “hooking up.” They’ve bragged about it from the MySpace days, to the Facebook days and now the Twitter days. Not going to change. Hooking up means many different things in the minds of girls on spring break, especially when said girl thinks she’s about to make her Twitter followers jealous.

    Here’s what the “hooking up” chick claimed late last week.


    The life complete, “hooked up” tweet has since been deleted. We are left with Gronk (above) being kissed by the teens. This is where Rob C. took over the investigative duties. It seems the girl on the left is 16, because her friend posted Ms. Evans’ ID on Twitter.


    We’ll just assume Kelsey exaggerated this whole “hooking up” tweet and that there isn’t photo proof other than a cheek kiss. We’ll also just assume Gronk assumes chicks in Aruba bars are 18 and legal. Can he process all this information when it’s 1 a.m. and the bar’s Fiesta lights are throbbing? Are you kidding?

    As for parents of high schoolers allowing their daughters to go to Aruba on spring break, this should serve as a lesson. “Hooking up” is going to mean multiple things in your daughter’s head. The safe bet is to not let her on the plane.

    Have intel from Gronk’s Aruba vacation that you think we need to hear about? Or Gronk in Florida? Or Gronk flying a kite? Do your thing.




  • MrBill
    Billy Brewer Sucks Penis
    • Feb 2009
    • 0

    #2
    What is the big deal? If there is grass on the course play golf!

    Signed,
    Mark Chumura

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    • NAHSTE
      Probably owns the site
      • Feb 2009
      • 22233

      #3
      If you care about this at all, kill yourself. Thanks for the thread, Chodite.

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      • EmpireWF
        Giants in the Super Bowl
        • Mar 2009
        • 24082

        #4
        LT says what's the problem.

        Really, a nonstory.


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        • Rudi
          #CyCueto
          • Nov 2008
          • 9905

          #5
          the age of consent in Aruba is 16

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          • JOHNNYTHECLOWN
            WAAAASSSSUUUUP
            • Mar 2009
            • 3422

            #6
            She's 16 and 10 months... just saying, almost 17 which is almost 18...


             
            Alternate Comment: SHE JUST GOT GRONK'D

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            • jms493
              Junior Member
              • Feb 2009
              • 11248

              #7
              no way a 16 year old can handle gronk.....he would kill her upon impact.

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              • wr50l
                Glen & CJ are secret Huns
                • Oct 2008
                • 4114

                #8
                Now wait a minute, drivers licenses in the US say "under age until" ... that is brilliant. This would make my job trying not to sell cigarettes to gadgies a whole lot easier.

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                • Buzzman
                  Senior Member
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 6659

                  #9
                  That dude is the fucking man. I bet all he does is score TDs and fuck bitches.

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                  • NAHSTE
                    Probably owns the site
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 22233

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Buzzman
                    That dude is the fucking man. I bet all he does is score TDs and fuck bitches.

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                    • Len B
                      :moonwalk:
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 13597

                      #11
                      Originally posted by wr50l
                      Now wait a minute, drivers licenses in the US say "under age until" ... that is brilliant. This would make my job trying not to sell cigarettes to gadgies a whole lot easier.
                      Hard to subtract 18 from the current year, eh? Explains why NASA didn't call you for a job.

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                      • Buzzman
                        Senior Member
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 6659

                        #12
                        His interviews make him seem like the dumbest mother fucker on the planet.

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                        • EmpireWF
                          Giants in the Super Bowl
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 24082

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Buzzman
                          That dude is the fucking man. I bet all he does is score TDs and fuck bitches.
                          Imagine how much MORE ass he'd get if he beat out the former school teacher for the deep ball in the Super Bowl and scored a touchdown.


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                          • Len B
                            :moonwalk:
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 13597

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jms493
                            no way a 16 year old can handle gronk.....he would kill her upon impact.
                            She probably had another girl with her to help gang tackle him. Just like in the NFL, he's still scoring with a double team.

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                            • wr50l
                              Glen & CJ are secret Huns
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 4114

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Len B
                              Hard to subtract 18 from the current year, eh? Explains why NASA didn't call you for a job.

                              That would be easy. But then you've got all the months and days to figure into it.

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