The non chronological historical sequences of Brandon Weeden

[Kuzzy Powers]

Brandon Weeden was one of the 12 holy disciples.

[Kuzzy Powers]

Brandon Weeden didnt invent fire.. but he was the first one to use it to smoke marijuana. Thus the name weed was born.

[Kuzzy Powers]

Brandon Weeden was the first man to fight a lion at the Coliseum. The Lion was 5/1 odds according to Italian book makers.

[Kuzzy Powers]

Brandon Weeden is depicted on the first caveman drawings throwing a touchdown pass to a water buffalo. (courtesy of JayDizzle)

[Kuzzy Powers]

Brandon Weeden discovered America long before Christopher Columbus, he had already tore through half the the Native women with his penis wrapped in sheep skin without a single fuck given.

[Kuzzy Powers]

Brandon Weeden gave daps to Benjamin Franklin after his discovery of electricity.

[EmpireWF]

Brandon Weeden tried to warn Adam about that bitch Eve.

[Guest]

God is only half of Brandon Weeden's age

[Hasselbeck]

Brandon Weeden was the first man to fight a lion at the Coliseum. The Lion was 5/1 odds according to Italian book makers.

Strahan teased Weeden to a 18 point fav that day.

[Len B]

Strahan teased Weeden to a 18 point fav that day.

[Kuzzy Powers]

Alexander Graham Bell's first phone call was to Brandon Weeden.

[Kuzzy Powers]

Brandon Weeden stole rock n roll from teh blacks.