Donte Stallworth is going to prisonnn

[Aso]

Well then lets leave everything to those shows. Close down all the research centers.

Anybody out there know any tricks?

Those shows get their information from researchers and from different people that are credible sources of information.

http://www.spike.com/video/can-you-beat/2933046

[Aso]

Apparently this works...

Fact: Hyperventilation. Breathalyzer results will vary depending upon the breathing pattern of the person being tested. In one study, subjects drank moderate amounts of alcohol after which their BAC levels were measured by gas chromatographic analysis of their breath. Then they took breath analysis tests using various breathing patterns. When the subjects held their breath for 30 seconds before exhaling, their BAC readings increased by over 15%. When they hyperventilated for 20 seconds immediately before taking the tests, their BAC readings decreased by over ten percent.

Interesting.

[Aso]

Yea that looks to be the only way to beat it. I believe that source. You forgot this part of it though

On the other hand, hyperventilating could make you dizzy and affect your performance on other common roadside sobriety tests, such as walking in a straight line or balancing on one foot.

This is probably possible but very hard to do.

[Bear Pand]

Anybody know any other tips on how to take a breathalyzer?

Keep a travel sized mouthwash in your car. Use it when you get pulled over, you will get a false positive. Might not get you out of trouble but it'll definitely fuck up the breathalyzer results.

[CaribbeanJoseph]

if you've smoked in the last 10 mins, nothing will register on the breathalyser

[Misogi]

I bet Donte Stallworth has a better prison career than Jacquez Green's NFL career.

man, that's not BONAFIDE!!!!!! at all..