Jerry Jones wants some old fashioned glory hole...

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  • jaxjaggywires
    Eradicator!!
    • Feb 2009
    • 1693

    Jerry Jones wants some old fashioned glory hole...

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    Jones says Cowboys seek return to "glory hole" days of yesteryear

    Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones admits he is seeking “glory hole” days for his franchise, which last made the playoffs in 2009 and has won only two playoff games since its triumph over Pittsburgh in Super Bowl XXX to close the 1995 season.

    Jones was offering praise to veteran tight end Jason Witten for saying the Cowboys cannot settle for “the same old story” again in 2012. Jones declared it good for younger players to hear such perspective from a player who has “been outstanding” but has “not gotten the brass ring.”

    Jones said Witten’s comments also motivate him. From there, he proceeded to launch into the most memorable comment of today’s opening news conference about the Cowboys seeking a return to their “glory hole” days of yesteryear.

    “For me, it’s a reminder,” Jones said. “I’ve been here 23 years. I’ve been here when it was glory hole days and I’ve been here when it wasn’t. And, so, having said that, I want me some glory hole. So I have that perspective.”

    Shortly thereafter, Cowboys’ vice-president of public relations/communications Rich Dalrymple chimed in with a reminder that “glory hole” is a common expression in the oil and gas exploration business pertaining to a high-profit drilling site. Jones, a longtime oil man, feigned surprise.

    “That’s news to me,” Jones said, smiling.
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  • Aso
    The Serious House
    • Nov 2008
    • 11137

    #2
    Why not just say glory years? Who really speaks like that?

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    • DoubleDeuce
      Spellin' n' shit
      • Feb 2009
      • 5873

      #3
      Originally posted by Aso21Raiders
      Why not just say glory years? Who really speaks like that?
      Longtime oil men I guess.

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      • LiquidLarry2GhostWF
        Highwayman
        • Feb 2009
        • 15429

        #4

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        • Chrispy
          Needs a hobby
          • Dec 2008
          • 11403

          #5
          This was a comment on Deadspin

          "Don't we all, Jerry? Don't we all..."


          - Jerry Sandusky

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          • LiquidLarry2GhostWF
            Highwayman
            • Feb 2009
            • 15429

            #6
            I can't get enough of this...fucking hilarious.

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            • Derrville
              Dallas has no coaching...
              • Jul 2009
              • 5321

              #7
              Ole Jerrah

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              • Warner2BruceTD
                2011 Poster Of The Year
                • Mar 2009
                • 26142

                #8

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                • EmpireWF
                  Giants in the Super Bowl
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 24082

                  #9




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                  • Rayman
                    Spic 'n Spanish
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 4626

                    #10
                    :denarded:

                    Why can't he shut up?



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                    • Maynard
                      stupid ass titles
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 17876

                      #11
                      funny....but seeing the statement that they have won just 2 playoff games since 1995 makes me wonder if the cowboys are turning into the next raiders and al davis.

                      jerry doesnt have JJ....and he doesnt have hershel walker to trade anymore. it shows that jerry has no clue how to build a super bowl winning team

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                      • biggamejrs
                        Junior Member
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 106

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Maynard
                        funny....but seeing the statement that they have won just 2 playoff games since 1995 makes me wonder if the cowboys are turning into the next raiders and al davis.

                        jerry doesnt have JJ....and he doesnt have hershel walker to trade anymore. it shows that jerry has no clue how to build a super bowl winning team
                        I'm a Raider fan. My brother is a Cowboy fan. I have been telling him that for the last three years. He is going down the same path as AL but he doesn't have the football knowledge Al had.

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                        • MattD56
                          big D
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 106

                          #13
                          jerry never disappoints

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                          • ragman
                            • Nov 2024

                            #14
                            Originally posted by biggamejrs
                            I'm a Raider fan. My brother is a Cowboy fan. I have been telling him that for the last three years. He is going down the same path as AL but he doesn't have the football knowledge Al had.
                            When Jerry came to the league in 1989, he saw Al Davis as a role model. That's no secret.

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                            • ragman
                              • Nov 2024

                              #15
                              Jerry Jones will be 70 in October. I think he's reached the point in his life where he doesn't think he needs to apologize to anyone for anything he says.

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