Dear Glen....

[Hasselbeck]

Tell me how my ass tastes:

Southern California QB Matt Barkley measured in at 6-foot-2 1/2, 227 pounds at the NFL Scouting Combine.

Read more: http://www.kffl.com/gnews.php?id=840...#ixzz2LfGnSCS1

Regards,
Matthew Barkley

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[Aso]

Barkley >>> Glennon

[Glenbino]

Can't wait to see him put some zip on the ball this weekend!

Just like the legendary Jerry Orbach in Dirty Dancing though when I'm wrong I'll say I'm wrong. I can't wait for the Jimmy Chu pumps that Barkley wore to the measurement to go on sale.

Ryan Nassib is still the best QB in this draft full of scrubs.

[krulmichael]

Barkley's still a bum.

[Atlas]

[Glenbino]

Barkley's still a bum.

What you don't want a bad athlete who had a marginal arm before the shoulder injury?

If he goes in the top 12 you can make a new thread in April because there's no way that happens. Buffalo and Arizona can trade back and get him later in the first... not many teams looking for QBs after them.

[Hasselbeck]

Barkley's still a bum.

Has as many playoff wins as Matthew Stafford

[Hasselbeck]

If he goes in the top 12 you can make a new thread in April because there's no way that happens.

Don't worry. I will.

[krulmichael]

Has as many playoff wins as Matthew Stafford

Matthew Stafford will have more playoff APPEARANCES as a starting QB (that's even if it stays at 1) than Matt Barkley.

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Matthew Stafford will have more playoff APPEARANCES as a starting QB (that's even if it stays at 1) than Matt Barkley.

Playoff appearances don't mean shit. Gotta have the #winz

[krulmichael]

Playoff appearances don't mean shit. Gotta have the #winz

That's the point I'm trying to make though. Barkley isn't going to even taste the NFL playoffs (as a starter anyways), let alone get a win.

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That's the point I'm trying to make though. Barkley isn't going to even taste the NFL playoffs (as a starter anyways), let alone get a win.

How do you know this?

[Hasselbeck]

How do you know this?

Cause he's short.

DAMN IT.

[krulmichael]

How do you know this?

The same way Hass "knows" Barkley's going to be good.

M'fers really that dumb today? I know it's Friday and all, but good grief.