It's that time of year again ... Top 10 Quarterbacks THE COLLEGE EDITION!

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Because who doesn't love a good spinoff?



1. AJ McCarron #Rings don't lie
2. Johnny Foobawl Heisman, SEC Player of the Year. Pure class.
3. Tahj Boyd You may scoff, but I watched him go up against a PRO DEFENSE and he showed great poise and moxie extending the play.
4. Aaron Murray The 3rd best quarterback in the SEC, which is really like being the first best in the rest of America.
5. Teddy Bridgewater Really good, like him a lot. Bowl performance was impressive.
6. Braxton Miller Urban will really maximize this young man's potential. He's like Terrell Pryor, except not at all like Terrell Pryor, which I like.
7. Marcus Mariotta This kid is really somethin'. The way he operated that Oregon offense last year was a thing of beauty -- but Chip Kelly is gone. How will that offense look now?
8. Casey Pachall Guy is really efficient and hopefully sober now. Hope he has gotten his life together. Will face a PRO DEFENSE in week 1 for his first big [non-sobriety] test in a long time.
9. Kevin Hogan Smart. Gutsy. Field general-ey. Real leader of men. Future coach, current hero, forever a winner.
10. Blake Bell BELLDOZERRUNFAST BELLDOZERRUNSTRAIGHT BELLZODERSCORE brrrhhhhhh bwahhh bwahhh bwaaaaaah beeweeweennnn (those are dubstep robot fart sounds, hope that came across like I intended)

Honorable Mention-
Logan Thomas*





























* - just kidding, he's kind of a joke.

[G-men]

Good list, would read again.

[Matt]

Having Blake Bell in Top 10 is like Colin Kaepernick in NFL Top 10. Lets pump the brakes cause he can run for TD inside the 5 yard line.

Will post mine later though.

Missing a little West Cosst love.

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Having Blake Bell in Top 10 is like Colin Kaepernick in NFL Top 10. Lets pump the brakes cause he can run for TD inside the 5 yard line.

Will post mine later though.

Missing a little West Cosst love.

Carr was seriously an honorable mention if I were taking that seriously and not using it as a cheap excuse to rip on Logan Thomas. And of course Mariotta and Hogan are on the west coast.

[SuperKevin]

List needs more Brett Hundley

[Obst]

If you don't agree with this list, eat my dick.

[Palooza]

If you don't agree with this list, eat my dick.

[Hobbes]

Justin Worley

[Warner2BruceTD]

Mr. Football is the center of many rumors/urban legends around these parts.

-He doesn't go to class. Actually, this was confirmed by a media outlet (I forget who) which reported that he takes all of his classes online. TAMU actually confirmed this, stating that he tried to attend class, but it became too much of a distraction. Yeah, ok.

-He doesn't live anywhere near College Station and is flown in under the cloak of darkness for practice & games. Seems impractical, but if he attends school online, maybe it's true.

-He is addicted to hookah. I don't know if he's addicted, or if that is even possible, but I can personally confirm that his favorite hangout on Northgate (the local strip of bars/clubs/places to get into trouble across from campus) is, in fact, a hookah bar. That is also where the infamous craigslist Scooby Doo picture was taken. He is usually accompanied by a bevy of black females. Mr. Football enjoys the dark meat, probably to the chagrin of the local white whores.

[SuperKevin]

Apparently something went down in College Station the other night because Manziel went on Twitter saying he could wait to get out of College Station because of all the bullshit

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Mr. Football is the center of many rumors/urban legends around these parts.

-He doesn't go to class. Actually, this was confirmed by a media outlet (I forget who) which reported that he takes all of his classes online. TAMU actually confirmed this, stating that he tried to attend class, but it became too much of a distraction. Yeah, ok.

Yeah it's clear he is never on campus, let alone in classes. He's playing Pebble Beach on the weekends, sitting courtside at the Mavs games during the week. Dude probably watches Entourage and Rob Dyrdek shows to come up with ideas for how to kill time between games.

-He is addicted to hookah. I don't know if he's addicted, or if that is even possible, but I can personally confirm that his favorite hangout on Northgate (the local strip of bars/clubs/places to get into trouble across from campus) is, in fact, a hookah bar.

It's legal tobacco, probably not the worst thing guys are heavily using at that level. In the last 10 years my team has made do with a cocaine addict (Perrilloux) and a sizzurp sipper () at the helm ... I'd take a gunslinger with a weird hookah habit willingly.

Good to hear he is an equal opportunity manwhore though. I know he's been photog'd with some striking blondes, one of which is ostensibly his girlfriend, but hey man if he likes to switch it up cool beans. Maybe he's the hero who unites us all under one global race. Vote for Johnny Football for global overlord, 201whenevertheilluminatimakestheirmove

[FirstTimer]

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[KnightNoles]

I'd put Boyd 5th, Murray and Bridgewater ahead of him. Rather have Jordan Lynch on the list instead of Bell.

[Hasselbeck]

Apparently something went down in College Station the other night because Manziel went on Twitter saying he could wait to get out of College Station because of all the bullshit

He got a parking ticket.

No really.

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I'd put Boyd 5th, Murray and Bridgewater ahead of him. Rather have Jordan Lynch on the list instead of Bell.

This is probably how things should look objectively, but I have kind of put all my chips in on the Boyd hype. Was just kinda playing on the BELLDOZER thing, will be fun to see if he can actually do anything else besides run straight for 5 yards.