Verbatim ESPN "Breaking News" text messages that I have received

[Palooza]

As trivial as that sounds it's kinda big news. This was like her 5th or 6th attempt or some shit like that.

I don't want no fucking wetback communists swimming over to MY America.

[Primetime]

"She's said it will be her last attempt at that mark, after previous attempts that were thwarted by dehydration, ocean currents and excruciating jellyfish stings to her tongue."



FUCK THAT

[Palooza]

"NBA - LeBron James to produce sitcom about survivor's guilt of star making it out of inner city"

[ram29jackson]

[Primetime]

"Packers offensive lineman Josh Sitton drafts former Packers wide receiver Greg Jennings in fantasy football"

[BigBiss]

I'v been told about 20 times that Peyton Manning had a decent game

[Warner2BruceTD]

I'v been told about 20 times that Peyton Manning had a decent game

was coming here to complain about this

[BigBiss]

Just got an update about some guy trading Trent Richards in his fantasy league or something, any one else get this?

[Primetime]

Just got an update about some guy trading Trent Richards in his fantasy league or something, any one else get this?

If that "some guy" happens to be the Browns GM, then yes.

[Warner2BruceTD]

ESPN NFL - Eagles WR DeSean Jackson says he doesn't think Bucs CB Darrelle Revis can 'run with me'

[ram29jackson]

ESPN NFL - Eagles WR DeSean Jackson says he doesn't think Bucs CB Darrelle Revis can 'run with me'

I doubt they throw that much to Revis side in the first place

[Pitty]

"NFL contacts Texans, Police after man reportedly goes to Matt Schaub's house, berates him."

[Palooza]

"NFL contacts Texans, Police after man reportedly goes to Matt Schaub's house, berates him."

came here to post this. hilarious.


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[Tailback U]

I've received some real gems recently:

Feb 10:
ESPN - NFLPA president Domonique Foxworth tells ESPN he thinks players will accept Michael Sam with "open arms"

Feb 11:
ESPN - NFLPA boss DeMaurice Smith tells CSN Washington anonymous GMs who downgraded Michael Sam are "gutless"

Feb 13:
ESPN - Former South Carolina DE Jadeveon Clowney says college athletes should be paid

Feb 19:
ESPN - Brett Favre tells USA Today Sports that QB Johnny Manziel reminds him of a "young Brett Favre"

Fascinating stuff.

[Guest]

Foxworth's is great because he hasn't been in an NFL locker room as a player for three years now. Still have no idea how the bylaws in the NFL permit an inactive player to hold a spot with the NFLPA.