Channing Crowder explains how players goto the bathroom during games

[Maynard]

It is nothing. It's just pee. .

you like to be peed on do ya? little fetish going on there or what?

[j.hen]

Why not just put a couple porta pottys down on the sidelines? Paint them team colors.

[KINGOFOOTBALL]

Its not unheard of for guys to shit themselves either. I recall a MN or SNF game where Bruce Smith ran off the field immediately after a play right to the tunnel.... after awhile the official report was "intestinal cramping" and everyone had a laugh. Ive seen lineman "muddy" during dry games...Not so much now because of porto-potties that are much better but years ago..oh yeah.

I do wonder what does a QB do if hes in the middle of a drive and has a really bad case of the runs ? In all of NFL history no QB has ever had diarreah during a key moment ??

[Youk]

Why not just put a couple porta pottys down on the sidelines? Paint them team colors.

They have the option to go use it, but I'm sure a good amount of them think what Tailback was saying: all sweaty, all dirty, going to shower anyways, might as well just piss.

[Golden Taters]

Some NASCAR drivers also piss themselves during races.

[MVPete]

Maynard's dick is so small he just pees on his balls.

[Maynard]

Maynard's dick is so small he just pees on his balls.

:yadontsay:

[Matt]

Did this in HS. Oh well life goes on.

No one thats starts is leaving the sideline to go to the bathroom. Not happening.

[Glenbino]

Did this in HS. Oh well life goes on.

No one thats starts is leaving the sideline to go to the bathroom. Not happening.

That's not true at all. Pretty much everyone I played with would wait until their series was over and run off to the LR if they couldn't hold it until half time.

Only the filthy, fat linemen would piss on themselves and wear it like a badge of honor.

After the games we were trying to look good for the ladies we were about to party with. We didn't have time to be scrubbing urine off in the shower.

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[Matt]

That's not true at all. Pretty much everyone I played with would wait until their series was over and run off to the LR if they couldn't hold it until half time.

Only the filthy, fat linemen would piss on themselves and wear it like a badge of honor.

After the games we were trying to look good for the ladies we were about to party with. We didn't have time to be scrubbing urine off in the shower.

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Everyone takes a shower after the game. Urine or non urine.

Some us didn't have Locker Rooms right on the field

[Glenbino]

Everyone takes a shower after the game. Urine or non urine.

Some us didn't have Locker Rooms right on the field

My postgame showers all lasted about 20 seconds. Just long enough to come out of the LR glistening.

[KINGOFOOTBALL]

My postgame showers all lasted about 20 seconds. Just long enough to come out of the LR glistening.

Could have just peed on each other and saved 12 seconds and had a longer lasting shine.

[MrBill]

I know it's hard when the topic involves potty humor but try to avoid personal attacks in threads outside the Locker Room