Heisman Finalists

[zack54attack]

Jameis Winston - FSU

Jordan Lynch - NIU

Johnny Manziel - TAMU

Tre Mason - AUB

A.J. McCarron - ALA

Andre Williams - BC

[Primetime]

Winston in runaway fashion.

[Villain]

The rapist who squints.

[Sharkweather]

Congrats to A.J. McCarron.

Honorable Mention All-SEC

Heisman finalist

[NAHSTE]

Gonna be the most dreadfully boring ceremony of all time. We already know who won, but first we'll have to endure 6 versions of the Tom Rinaldi human interest story followed by the one-on-one sit down with Chris Fowler. And the guy who is winning has an icky rape investigation in his recent past that he won't want to talk about.

So yeah, pointless broadcast.

[Villain]

Gonna be the most dreadfully boring ceremony of all time. We already know who won, but first we'll have to endure 6 versions of the Tom Rinaldi human interest story followed by the one-on-one sit down with Chris Fowler. And the guy who is winning has an icky rape investigation in his recent past that he won't want to talk about.

So yeah, pointless broadcast.

Actually, you just did a great job describing a show that might be worth watching just for the trainwreck.