Official New York Jets Forum Thread

[jeffx]

Prevent D prevents teams from winnings. 8 quarters no tds.. thats awesome.

Yep...none of that Eric Mangenius 'read and react' shit. Jets are bringing it, and they have the personnel to do it. You can't play that prevent shit against Brady, like the Bills did. He'll kill you.

[Mogriffjr]

jeffx I hate to become this way and become so giddy but I AM.

IMO it does start with the higher ups with MT...he really concetrated on the front lines...the offensive line is one of the better ones out there...the defensive line is very good as well.

Then bringing in someone hungry like Rex Ryan, who completely changes the jets defense IN YEARS. Ted Cottrell, Sutton/Mangina, Herm...they all played the basic read and react BS with no aggressiveness. Rex said he's going to hit you in the mouth...he said it and is proving it to be true. They may have blitzed more in two games than they did all last year.

The LB corps gets a boost when Pace comes back, who was the Jets best all-around LB last year.

And Sanchez...what can you say, he's been awesome. I just hope many still know he's a rookie but he's showing poise beyond his years. I'm a little worried about this game coming up because Tennessee is desperate for a win. The Jets need to keep it up.

[jeffx]

jeffx I hate to become this way and become so giddy but I AM.

Nothing wrong with that, but just remember it's early. You know Sanchez will have growing pains, and teams will eventually adjust to Ryan's defense.

This is a bad time to be playing a desperate Titan team. But the Jets beat them last year, so let's go!

[AJay]

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...e-for-you.html

Jets Fan: Honey, you seen my keys?

Wife: They’re in the drawer.

Jets Fan: Why do you always put them in the drawer? I use ‘em every day! Now I gotta go open the drawer every freakin’ time!

Wife: Oh, you’ll live.

Jets Fan: We’ll have words, woman.

(phone rings)

Jets Fan: Huh. I don’t recognize that number. Eh, what the hey. I’ll answer it.

(flip phone flies open)

Ryan: HOW THE FUCK YA DOIN’? THIS IS COACH REX RYAN, OF YOUR NEW YORK JETS…

Jets Fan: Oh, hey! Hi, Coach Ry…

Ryan: And I’m calling to let you know how much we need your support this week against the Titans.

Jets Fan: Oh, it’s a recording!

Ryan: …After all, they DO have a better coach, and they DID have the best record in football last year. I mean, they’re so strong up front. Really, our boys’ll be lucky just to be in the game by the fourth quarter.

Jets Fan: Really?

Ryan: FUCK NO! WE’RE GONNA FUCKING KILLLLLLLLLLL!!!! But I guess you’re just gonna sit home and not bother to come out…

Jets Fan: Well I…

Ryan: …I guess you figure we were lucky to beat the Pats, so this’ll be our letdown game. I bet you’re gonna stay home and flood your maxipad, right?

Jets Fan: Um…

Ryan: HELL FUCKING NO, YOU AIN’T. YOU’RE COMING TO THE STADIUM ON SUNDAY, AND YOU’RE GONNA CHEER FOR OUR BOYS UNTIL YOUR THROAT IS LEATHER. AND WE’RE GONNA WIN, AND THEN YOU’RE GONNA GO HOME, GRAB YOUR WIFE’S HAIR, AND FUCK HER UNTIL HER KNEES SHAKE! RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS! Now stay on the line for five minutes while I eat this sub!

Jets Fan: Okay…

Wife: What’s going on?

Jets Fan: I think he’s eating a sub. Hey, we gotta go to the game this weekend.

Wife: Why?

Ryan: TELL HER YOU DON’T NEED TO FUCKING EXPLAIN YOURSELF! WINNERS DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN SHIT! THEY JUST KILLLLLLLLL!!!

Jets Fan: Uh…

Ryan: Okay, I’m finished. That was a great fucking sub. Okay, next order of business: Nicknames. I’ve giving you a nickname. Your new nickname is PUSSYPILOT. Don’t question it, because it’s a fucking rock star nickname. Next order of business: fighting. You see some braindead Tennessee zombie in the stands on Sunday, YOU FUCKING BEAT HIS ASS WITH A HAMMER. I WANT THESE ASSHOLES LAID OUT. I WANT BLOOD IN THE AISLES. I ALREADY TOLD SECURITY IT WAS ALL GOOD. DON’T WORRY. COACH RYAN’S GOT YOUR FUCKING BACK. ALL HE ASKS IS THAT YOU GET HIS.

Jets Fan: Wow.

Ryan: Next up: Cheering. Did you know Kerry Collins is a boozer? Well, that fucker is. SO REMIND HIS ASS. Also, Chris Johnson’s grandma died last week. YOU LET HIM KNOW WHAT A PUSSY HE IS FOR MISSING HER. I also think one of those guys is diabetic. I already told all the CVSs around the area to delay their insulin shipments. YOU BE SURE TO WAVE CANDY BARS FROM THE STANDS TO TAUNT THOSE FUCKS.

Jets Fan: Okay.

Ryan: You listen to me, Jets fan. This ain’t your father’s Jets. Your father was a pussy. I’m sorry, son, but it’s true. Hell, these ain’t even your grandpas Jets. These are the fucking Rex Ryan Jets. We’re gonna fucking annihilate those fuckers. Then we’re gonna stomp on their heads. Then we’re gonna eat turkey drumsticks, drink Beam right from the bottle, sing Def Leppard karaoke, and bang 17-year-olds in the mouth. You ready? You gonna do some fucking?

Jets Fan: Well I…

Ryan: YEAHHHHHHHHH, YOU ARE! It’s a new day, buddy boy. WE ARE FUCKING WINNERS. AND SO ARE YOU. STARTING TODAY, YOU ARE A FUCKING WINNER. YOU WALK AROUND WITH YOUR CHEST OUT AND YOUR CHIN UP, AND YOU DON’T TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE, YOU FUCKING GOT ME? IF SOMEONE STEPS TO YOU, YOU FUCKING SLAUGHTER THEM! KILLLLL!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?

Jets Fan: Yes!

Ryan: NOW FUCKING BASH YOUR PHONE AGAINST THE WALL! DO IT! SMASH THAT FUCKER!

Jets Fan: (smashes phone) RAHHHHHHH!!

Wife: What are you doing?

Jets Fan: We’re having sex. Right now. Let’s go.

Wife: Oh, Mickey!

Ryan: YEAH, FUCK HER! KILLLLLL THAT POON! Oh man, I gotta piss like you read about!

(hangs up)

EDIT: Link not working I guess. Got it from TheGangGreen.Com - Those message boards. Pretty funny.

[AJay]

[Mogriffjr]

Jets QB hit list...Jets claim another victim

Schaub- 18/33, 166yds, INT (54%)
Brady- 23/47, 216yds, INT (49%)
Collins- 15/37, 170yds, 2INT's (40%)
Brees- NEXT

so your holding your opposing QB to under 50% passing so far this season, your getting a INT a game, and your allowing under 200 yards passing a game......brees will be a big test.

[AJay]

Jets QB hit list...Jets claim another victim

Schaub- 18/33, 166yds, INT (54%)
Brady- 23/47, 216yds, INT (49%)
Collins- 15/37, 170yds, 2INT's (40%)
Brees- NEXT

so your holding your opposing QB to under 50% passing so far this season, your getting a INT a game, and your allowing under 200 yards passing a game......brees will be a big test.

And we were missing Lito Sheppard and Donald Strickland.

[riley420]

This team is giving me a raging hard on.

Fuck yeah, it's actually really good to be a Jets fan....for once!

[jeffx]

This team is giving me a raging hard on.

Fuck yeah, it's actually really good to be a Jets fan....for once!

This was the kind of game Gang Green would have lost under Herm or Manretard. Not any more - this team has a new attitude under Ryan. Bringing the house on 4th & 10???

Two things I didn't like;

Sanchez can't be that loose with the ball, especially when the bad northern weather hits. Opposing teams will go to school on that shit. And Thomas Jones only had 20 yards on 14 carries.

[IamMedellin]

is that edwards Nag doing anything?

[riley420]

Why on earth has no one posted in here since March?

So we get Holmes back. We get Revis, Pace and Ellis back.

Damn. It's starting to feel a little exciting....but it's way too early for that garbage.

[Palooza]

If the Jets win the Superbowl I'm going to kill myself.

[ram29jackson]

[Mogriffjr]

trolling...

bears fans, how's Khalil Bell? we just grabbed him...

[ram29jackson]

http://scores.espn.go.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=331208020