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lol Shuster blows, he fails once again.
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FUCK YOU JOHN SHUSTER
^ Shouts to MvP for the sick sig. GFX TEAM BACK
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0 for fucking 4. Just stay in Canada John, don't even come home.
Lets go David Murdoch and the Brits!
Murdoch and Muirhead!Comment
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ah don't feel so bad, you were longshot hopefuls for bronze anyways
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LOL @ Shuster's Wikipedia right now.
John Shuster (born November 3, 1982, died February 18, 2010) is an American curler from Chisholm, Minnesota and Olympic medalist. Nicknamed "The Largest Choke Artist Alive", Shuster distracts his opponents with horrible shots and general terrible overall play. He is known for folding under pressure situations and never making clutch, let alone easy, shots. He received a bronze medal at the 2006 Winter Olympics in Torino.[1]
He participated on the American team at the 2003, 2005, 2006 and 2009 World Curling Championships.
Shuster curls out of the Duluth Curling Club.
Shuster won the 2010 United States Olympic Curling Trials and is representing the United States at the 2010 Olympic Games in Vancouver.
At the 2009 Curling World Championships in Moncton, Canada John Shuster and his team finished in fifth place. They ended the Round Robin portion in a tie for the playoffs; however, they lost to Team Norway in the tiebreaker.
In a side note, in 2008 Shuster attempted to commit suicide. Unsurprisingly to those who know him and have watched him play, he failed at the attempt; Shuster used a gun and once again completely messed up the shot.
Shuster has come to be known as the biggest choke artist of the 2010 Winter Olympics, and is the lone reason the USA curling team has not won a single game this Olympics.
Upon John's pathetic performance at the 2010 games, he has decided to retire from the sport. And an hero.
Shuster said he draws inspiration from Bill Buckner, Brad Lidge, Scott Norwood, and the city of Cleveland.
He currently works as a quality control specialist for Toyota.Comment
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Him working at Toyota is hilarious too considering they fail at making cars right now.
Also Kelly Clark singing before her snowboarding event was like nails on a chalkboard. Even my mom laughed when they said "Well I guess Kelly has other talents too." She was brutal singing that song.
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wooo a gold for canada.
almost got the bronze too
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Nesbit wins gold for Canada in the long track speed skating.All you need to know when thinking of the NHL vs Madden series is the two people involved in making the games.
"rammer" and "cummings"
The NHL series is a giver, Madden takes the load.Comment
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Long track is irrelevant and shit, therefore your gold medal sucks.Comment
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We'll turn this shit around. Trust me, I know my curling.Comment
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The Swiss have been playing far too good. A strong press is creating turnovers and Canada can't seem to get anything past Hiller.
However, I expect this game to end at least 4-2Comment
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That would be correct.Comment
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Fuck, so many god damn turnovers in the neutral zoneComment
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