The General Wrestling Thread

[JayDizzle]

Who is the FUCK is Zeb Coulter?

...oh god.

Are they going to make Swagger a racist?

Is his manager going to a be a Right-Wing Nut?

Goddamnit it Vince.

[JayDizzle]

Swagger's in, Jericho's in.



Fine ass A.J. in dat tight shirt?

[JayDizzle]

This is too good...



*cred to P-A.

[BigBiss]

I dont give a shit how bad it is, Dutch having a job makes me happy

[Guest]

Someone getting buried like the Miz has been recently would upset me, but not here.

[JimLeavy59]

THE MIZ GOT PUNKED

[JayDizzle]

Can't be attacking the U.S. Champ like that.

HOLY SHIT.

Multiple GIANT SWINGS into the barricade by Castagnoli.

Miz needs an icepack after that.

[JayDizzle]

Remember when Punk said Brodus Clay was wasting his talents as a Shucker/Jiver and should be killing fuckers dead?

I feel that way for him AND Albert now.

Not even the combined sexiness of Rosa Mendes and Clay's Hoe Train can save this for me.

5 bucks says they're going for the belts now.

[Mogriffjr]

rofl on snap!

[JayDizzle]

The baseball slide to the titties was NOT NICE.

Goddamn.

[Guest]

Remember when Punk said Brodus Clay was wasting his talents as a Shucker/Jiver and should be killing fuckers dead?

I feel that way for him AND Albert now.

Not even the combined sexiness of Rosa Mendes and Clay's Hoe Train can save this for me.

5 bucks says they're going for the belts now.

And I'll raise it to $10 that they are why Rhodes Scholars were disbanded.

Just rename him Albert again, and it'll at least have some shred of believability.

[SuperKevin]

Poor tiny Puerto Ricans

[JayDizzle]

And I'll raise it to $10 that they are why Rhodes Scholars were disbanded.

Just rename him Albert again, and it'll at least have some shred of believability.

That's fucking dumb though.

Sandow hates Brodus because he thinks he's an ass.

Both him and Rhodes can hate on Albert because he's associated with Clay in general.

Hell, you can split off one of Brodus' dancers to join Rhodes Scholars as the Smart Chick of the group so they can do regular tags and Mix Tags.

...I ask for too much, I know.

[JimLeavy59]

We've reached the point in pro wrestling in 2013 where a man dressing in lingerie and dancing counts as a babyface turn

[Guest]

That's fucking dumb though.

Sandow hates Brodus because he thinks he's an ass.

Both him and Rhodes can hate on Albert because he's associated with Clay in general.

Hell, you can split off one of Brodus' dancers to join Rhodes Scholars as the Smart Chick of the group so they can do regular tags and Mix Tags.

...I ask for too much, I know.

Lets just hope they can get the basics right before we break it down that much