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  • EmpireWF
    Giants in the Super Bowl
    • Mar 2009
    • 24082

    Funny Things MMA Announcers Say

    Stolen from the underground, some hilarious stuff...






    Brandon Vera's ground game is better than his striking.

    Vitor Belfort may be boxing in the Olympics ... as a lightweight.

    Judu and Sumu are deadly martial arts.

    Gray Maynard cuts weight from 200 lbs.

    In Japan, they don't play baseball.

    You know Roy Jones Jr. respects the hands of Forrest Griffin.

    Marcus Davis' mother was the best arm wrestler in their neighborhood.

    These things happen in MMA.
    Said famously after the Strikeforce riot.

    Travis Lutter is the Michael Jordan of BJJ.

    Mike Goldberg: (Fighter) getting instructions from his corner in portuguese.
    Joe Rogan: Uh, actually that's Japanese.
    Goldberg: Ah, yes, I should know better.
    Rogan: Isn't your wife Japanese?
    Goldberg: Yes, that is correct.

    Chris Lytle is a BJJ black belt.
    Chris Lytle to Fight mag: People ask me all the time who I’m a black belt under. I’m not. I don’t even own a gi. I told the UFC, but they keep sayin’ it. What can I do? I told ‘em.

    Cheick Kongo is the French Greco Roman Wrestling Champion.

    Stephen Quadros: What position is that, Bas?
    Bas Rutten: Yay, the head-between the-thighs-position, usually used for another act. The black-widow technique!
    Quadros: I must say I have had it done to me a few times.


  • Kuzzy Powers
    Beautiful Like Moses
    • Oct 2008
    • 12542

    #2
    Chris Lytle is a BJJ black belt.
    Chris Lytle to Fight mag: People ask me all the time who I’m a black belt under. I’m not. I don’t even own a gi. I told the UFC, but they keep sayin’ it. What can I do? I told ‘em.

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    • CrimsonGhost56
      True Blue
      • Feb 2009
      • 5981

      #3
      Quadros and Bas could of had their own weekly sitcom. Those two were hilarious

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      • Cornelius
        3rd place is you're fired
        • Oct 2010
        • 2377

        #4
        LOL@Tito taking a book out of Chuck's chapter

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