Is Patrick Kane Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch? Apparently, yes.

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  • FedEx227
    Delivers
    • Mar 2009
    • 10454
    #1

    Is Patrick Kane Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch? Apparently, yes.

    http://deadspin.com/5909246/reconstructing-patrick-kanes-drunken-weekend-in-madison


    Probably the last post I'll ever make in the NHL forum. See ya later guys!
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    Tags: flyers, hockey, nhl
    • StealthShot
      Eat it
      • Oct 2008
      • 5048
      #2
      I like how everyone was keeping notes on what he did all weekend, if that was just a regular guy we wouldn't hear anything on it useless news.


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        • FedEx227
          Delivers
          • Mar 2009
          • 10454
          #3
          Right. But athletes are celebrities and thus what they do becomes public consumption. One of the reasons if you're a 23 year old NHL star you probably shouldn't go to frat parties with 18 year olds who want to take instagram photos of you passing out in your custom neon t-shirt that has your name on it.
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            • Fappin Raptor
              I literally know nothing.
              • Jul 2009
              • 6737
              #4
              This is why I like having Greg Jennings on my team.

              Wait, wrong forum.

              #bucky.

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                • Lanteri
                  No longer a noob
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 2723
                  #5
                  Originally posted by FedEx227
                  Right. But athletes are celebrities and thus what they do becomes public consumption. One of the reasons if you're a 23 year old NHL star you probably shouldn't go to frat parties with 18 year olds who want to take instagram photos of you passing out in your custom neon t-shirt that has your name on it.
                  Why not? I'd go without giving a single fuck. In fact, I'd be damn proud.

                  edit: Proud of bangin' hordes of 18 year old sluts. I'd never get a custom neon t-shirt. Again.

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                    • Herm
                      Boomshakalaka
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 9314
                      #6
                      I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANYTHING LESS THAN $5,000 FOR THIS!!

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                        • Rudi
                          #CyCueto
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 9905
                          #7
                          Awesome story is awesome. Everything about it. Sounds like Kane can't hold his alcohol for shit lol

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                            • ThomasTomasz
                              • Dec 2024
                              #8
                              Originally posted by FedEx227
                              Right. But athletes are celebrities and thus what they do becomes public consumption. One of the reasons if you're a 23 year old NHL star you probably shouldn't go to frat parties with 18 year olds who want to take instagram photos of you passing out in your custom neon t-shirt that has your name on it.
                              Especially if you are a lightweight, and it seems like "Kaner" is. I'm not expecting him to be Big Ben or anything, but seriously, whatever happened to having some semblance of self-control?

                              I wouldn't be surprised if the Hawks try to ship him out this off-season to help free up some cap room, much like the Flyers did with Richards and Carter because of their partying habits (though we see that they didn't miss a beat as they are reunited and in the Western Finals.)

                              Regardless, this seems like one of those "you can't make this shit up" stories. If only someone could corroborate some stories into a mostly-true narrative.

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                                • Sigona
                                  Posts too much
                                  • Aug 2010
                                  • 9926
                                  #9
                                  That's exactly what I'd be doing if I were a hockey player...fuck it, it's the off season. Loved how one of the comments was like, 'he can't be at Kappa Sig because he's nailing the frat leaders girlfriend and was even flying her around this season.'

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