Best Online Gaming Stories

[Point Blank]

RB6 Vegas, that's all I have to say. A lot of shit went down.

 

[ralaw]

Mine probably happened while playing Socom. We were playing Socom's version of team deathmatch and my team got beatdown. The reason this happened because my entire team seemed to find it better to engage in a conversation about Bruce Lee, the family curse, the Chinese Mafia, and why the government wanted him dead. If anyone's played Socom you know the matches sort of keep going on and on and you stay with the same teammates, so we had this discussion acorss like 3-4 matches. At one point someone asked whether we were going to play the game or continue to talk about Bruce Lee......about 30 seconds later about 70% of my team left the room.

 

[calgaryballer]

Played some guy in MLB the Show 08. I used the Pirates and he was the Mets. Threw a one hitter with Paul Maholm. That wasn't even the best part. After being up 8-0 Nate Mclouth hit a grand slam. This kid was so pissed. He kept saying I was cheating and he was going to tell Sony on me. Good times.

I had some guy in FIFA. I was up like 6-0 then he 'disconnected' on me. He then sent me a message about how I had 'CPU Advantage' (dunno what that is) and that he was going to report me to Xbox and the people at the FBTZ forums (where I also post a decent bit). I told him I post there and to go ahead and do it. Needless to say, he did not. What a bitch

 

[Maynard]

one thing that comes to mind was in COD5....we were in a party on XBL and playing search and destroy. My teammates all got killed so it was me vs 5 other guys. The rest of the round my team kept running there mouth about how i was gonna die and i sucked, and all that shit....i managed to kill off 4 of the 5 guys leaving me vs 1 last guy

i came from B over to A and he just planted the bomb...i turned the corner and there he was running away with his back to me.....my team was really jawing in my ear....yelling shoot, shoot, kill him u jack ass.....i threw a grenade and just as it arrived near the guys body i fired and shot the grenade in mid air causing the guy to blow up......my team was all cheering and yeah and all that shit......so now im thinking im mr cool guy and im the hero for saving the round when it was me vs 5 guys......so i walk over to do my best defuse the bomb tea bag impression with about 10 seconds on the clock......all of a sudden

BOOM! FUCKING BOUNCING BETTY!

 

[Youk]

The other day I was playing with my clan on COD:4 and we were on the "Crash" map with the airplane in the middle. We started off by the 3 story and of course we all went for it, but some kid on the other team had perfect aim with a grenade and was able to throw it across the map before we all split up. It killed all 6 of us which allowed him to call in a airstrike, he put it on our spawn point and we didn't have any chance to run since we had just spawned back. Another 4 kills, then he had enough to call in a Helicopter, right where we were at. The game started off with a score of 100-0. We came back but still that was some crazy stuff.

Shit like that pissed me off in COD4. It was always on that map and on Backlot, at least for me. Every time you started off you just launched your grenades because you knew where the other team would start.

 

[BazookaJoe5]

COD4...map is Crash...gametype is Sabotage.

Hard fought battle that goes the entire round, me and my buddy Mr Etc were the only guys on our team trying to advance the bomb and we couldn't do it against 6 defenders, but they couldn't plant it either because the rest of our team was defending. It gets to around a minute left and I tell Mr Etc to grab the bomb and bring it to the two story building next to the garage (one of the two spawn points), we take it upstairs and hold out the last 30 seconds against a rush of everyone on the other team, him popping fools coming up the ladder and me hitting them as they come down the street and up the stairs. Goes into OT, and our noob filled team quickly dies, so 6 on 2, we manage to dodge the grenade spam our way and as they come rushing us up the ladder and stairs we take them all out for the W. Definitely the coolest moment I've had in quite some time playing online.

I have alot of sweet COD4 and 5 stories, like the time I went 68-10 on Crash, or 63-12 on Makin (Mr Etc was there for that one)...but those are for another time

 

[Houston]

Shit like that pissed me off in COD4. It was always on that map and on Backlot, at least for me. Every time you started off you just launched your grenades because you knew where the other team would start.

lol me and my clan did that one time just for the hell of it. We were on that one snipping map when it's night and there's a bus in the middle of the road. Well we got the "bad" spawn so we all decided to pick one of the standard classes with the "noob shute" and as soon as we started we all shot across the map. Only thing is that not a single one of us hit anything.

 

[Prodigal Son]

I think that was the funniest night I've ever had while playing video games. I was laughing so hard my wife came out and told me to shut the hell up.

Maynard vs. RynoAid was classic as well.

I ended up crying in laughter, and had trouble breathing. That was by far, the funniest night anyone could ever have.

Ryno would threaten to ban me anytime I mentioned R1Mania on MM.

 

[A Tasty Burgerr]

In NBA 2K8 I would let shitty guys get a big lead in the first half then come back and beat their ass in the 2nd half. People would get so pissed and send me voice messages cussing me out. It was funny,

 

[Houston]

Last week I beat the person that was ranked 107 overall in 2K9 by 16 points, I know ranking means nothing but it was still pretty cool.

Also it's always funny when guys like Dmerchant or Pirgo hoop in my COD4 match on the opposite team and get spanked by my clan.

 

[killgod]

I've beaten plenty of top 100 players in the NHL08/09 game. It's always fun to resort to the cheese tactics used in 1v1 that all the top players use, and then watch them quit so they don't get a loss on their record.


I pulled off a 4th and goal from like the 30 on the final play during an Online Dynasty game in NCAA 09 for the win. That was cool. A shame all those cheating fuckers made their way here, but people will learn their own lessons soon enough with that bunch.

 

[~Chance~]

UFC 2009 about two weeks ago

I played this one guy who was 100-25. He was Anderson Silva and I choose Rashard Evens. So he talking hella shit about how he's gunna knock me out with some knees right when we start. The match start, and 45 seconds in. I knock him out with a flash KO. LMAO!! I was laughing my ass off. I said. " awww KNOCK OUT BIIIITTTCCCHHH!!!!" LOL. Good times

 

[Houston]

Not to long ago I came online and entered a game in progress against 6 of my friends. My team had no mics, the bad spawn, and we were down by 200 with like 2 mins left.

I snuck into the good spawn and went 11-0 against my team who are all good. I brung the team back and we ended up losing by 1 or 2 kills.

 

[Prodigal Son]

a few weeks back on CoD4. Playing Team Deathmatch on Bog. We had the Marine spawn. Fucking game was over at that point. We had 5 air strikes back to back followed by 4 helicopters back to back. Game ended 750-20. The only guy who got a kill was a guy from the clan I was playing with. He killed some douche who wanted to go on their side.

 

[Houston]

a few weeks back on CoD4. Playing Team Deathmatch on Bog. We had the Marine spawn. Fucking game was over at that point. We had 5 air strikes back to back followed by 4 helicopters back to back. Game ended 750-20. The only guy who got a kill was a guy from the clan I was playing with. He killed some douche who wanted to go on their side.

lol I love playing from that side.


One thing that I never plan but is fun when it happens is double airstrikes, especially on Bog.

I get 5 kills and die before I call the airstrike. When I respawn I call it, get 5 easy kills with it, and call another as soon as they respawn. lol, most people on the enemy team have no idea how it happened.

 

[Coked Up Elmo]

RB6 Vegas, that's all I have to say. A lot of shit went down.

for sure so many good times on all the rainbow games, spent many all nighters on rainbow six 3, greatest game ever

 

[AJay]

Playing a league game in Madden 08 vs one of the commishes. It was a fantasy team league. I had Randy Moss. I'm down by 1 in the fourth quarter with seconds left. Not even close to fg range. I chuck up a hail mary. Of course I'm going to Moss, if anyone is coming down with it, it's him. Anyway the ball is in the air and our guys kinda collide so the flag is thrown. While the ball is coming down it gets swatted a good 2-3 times and then just falls in the hands of Moss who I didn't even have running, I just let him sit there and get tackled because I didn't even expect him to catch it after getting swatted. We both start cracking up and hollering about how cheap it was. The flag was on him regardless so I got into fg range off the penalty and hit the game winning fg.

Madden 09 same league, playing against the same guy. I'm down by 1 or 2 in field goal range with about 7 seconds left in the fourth. I go to line up for the fg and boom EA's servers crap out. I wanted to take the fg cause they are pretty much automatic but he wants to enter a whole new game so I can kick my fg. So I do, I enter the game we get the field positioning down and the we agree there was 7 seconds left on the clock. I hit the fg to take the lead and he's about to turn his box off and say good game. I say wait, don't you want your kick-off, theres still 2 seconds left. His chuckles and says sure why not. Sure enough he takes it to the house for the win. Felt like shit after that but he always said that was his payback game for the Randy Moss call in 08.

I have another story about a guy in the same league, he plays in GGML. His names Manchild. Funniest post I have ever read. Wish I still had it archived. Hartdaddy remembers this from Maddenlist. Manchild has a temper just like all of us do when we play Madden and nothing is going our way. Anyway he's sitting their playing Madden just getting fustrated. He's so mad that he tries to break his controller in half. He tries to snap it and can't. He gets even more pissed off that he can't break his controller so he walks over to the Xbox, rips it out of the wall and everything and just hurls it straight into his bathroom, right against the wall. You really need to read his post to get the full story but man was I dying after reading that thing.

 

[MvP]

I went 18-0 playing Search & Destroy on Pipeline in CoD4 once. Towards the end I got an air strike, set it off as soon as the match started and killed the entire team lol.

I also had a couple epic moments in CoD2 clan matches where I captured the flag at the last second to win the game. I get really into clan matches so I go nuts when I do something like that.

 

[Houston]

haha, last night I was playing 2 on 2 Magic the Gathering and took out both of the opponents by myself. My team-mate didn't help one bit.

 

[MmmmBeeeeer]

Killamanjaro in team snipers on Relic in Halo 2. Not a story, but might as well be.