29. Chicago White Sox
Broadcasters: Ed Farmer and Darrin Jackson
Ratings (Charisma/Analysis/Overall): 2.8, 2.9, 2.8
Three Reader Comments
• “I do think that given that right partner, Ed Farmer would be a great guy to have on radio. His stories are relevant and charming and he just has a natural radio voice/vocab.”
• “[Actual quote from] Jackson: ‘It’s not rocket surgery.’”
• “[Jackson's] finest moment… was his legendary extension to Hawk’s pre-game staple: as usual, Hawk began his segue to the first commercial break with, ‘So sit back, relax, and strap it down,’ at which point Darrin added, ‘Whatever you do, just don’t strap it on.’”
Notes
Many commenters note that, while quite capable when he served as the color commentator alongside John Rooney, Farmer is less well suited for play-by-play work, which he’s adopted since Rooney’s departure from the booth. Many commenters note that, if the pair have a charm, it’s off the odd-couple variety. Other readers refer to that same dynamic as “hating each other.”
Don't know how these asshats didn't clinch the #30 spot, but I guess #29 will do. I tune in just because they are so terrible. The other day when the Tigers were killing the Sox, Farmer complained for 2 innings that every time Tiger pitcher Phil Coke threw a pitch, it was a balk. Not an exaggeration, Farmer literally complained after every pitch. "He's rolling his shoulders...thats a balk". It was one of the worst things I've heard on the radio. Not only was it annoying, Farmer was wrong. If its part of Coke's delivery, and he does it every time the same way, he can't be charged with "simulating" his delivery when its actually his delivery.
This is now several years ago, but one of my reporter friends got into a shouting match with Farmer before a White Sox game. Farmer was slightly tipsy and bragging how he made a kid's day by signing his baseball, and my friend told Farmer that the kid probably had no memory of Farmer's mediocre MLB career. Farmer became irate, screaming "You couldn't hold my jock!". Ridiculous.