Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[G-men]

im telling ya, you should go to rutgers.

 

[Herm]

shock em all and go to MTSU

 

[Woy]

shock em all and go to MTSU

Surprised you didn't say to go to Kentucky.

Working on the update now.

 

[Woy]

Fights and Blowouts

District 5-1 Everett Warriors (13-0) at District 3-1 Scottsdale Academy Eagles (10-2)

Woy's Word
Our Athletic Director warned us about this team. Scottsdale was an academy for kids that have been in trouble with the law, so you know they had a short fuse. After the first quarter, we were ahead 14-0 and some of their players started showing their frustration.

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"You're a little bitch Woy, you know that?"

"Don't be mad cause we're up 14 already."

"Bet you I can get you kicked out of this game you fag."

"I dare you to try."

He came swinging with a right hook but I avoided it. Before he was ready to throw another, the referee stepped in.

"Game misconduct, number 23 white."

"Fuck you Woy."

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After the little fight the cornerback tried to start, I went off on the Eagles defense. Two touchdowns in a row put the dagger in Scottsdale's heart, as I walked off the field knowing I'd be playing in the State semifinals next Friday.

Everett 45
Scottsdale Academy 21

7 catches, 135 yards, 2 TD

Top Five Schools
1. Michigan
2. Penn State
3. Virginia Tech
4. Syracuse
5. West Virginia

 

[Mit]

Haha. Game misconduct. That's why you don't fuck with Ethan Woy.

 

[goDawgs1433]

Sounds like Michigan's still paying you well.

 

[Woy]

Haha. Game misconduct. That's why you don't fuck with Ethan Woy.

100% correct.

Sounds like Michigan's still paying you well.

We'll get more info on them soon.

Yeah that update wasn't that great, but the game was boring and I didn't really take much out of it. Just call it a filler update. The semis will be posted tonight if I'm feeling good after work.

 

[packersfan4eva]

nice, almost halfway to 1k posts in ur chise!

 

[Woy]

Just caught up with this and its awesome. You are a great writer.

Thanks man, I really appreciate it. Welcome to VSN BTW.

Nice update, you shoulda meet him after the game and kicked his ass though

Thanks, and Woy's keeping his emotions in check...for now.

nice, almost halfway to 1k posts in ur chise!

And still in the high school days, wow.

 

[Shwayzed]

Woy should feel honored. JBear09's first post was in his 'chise. But ANYWHO, I still am lobbying for Ethan Woy to go to Texas.

 

[Woy]

Even the Michigan is your number 1. I don't think you have any intentions on going there.

If they're my number one, they are my leader, lol. So I definitely have intentions of going there.

Woy should feel honored. JBear09's first post was in his 'chise. But ANYWHO, I still am lobbying for Ethan Woy to go to Texas.

I am honored. And didn't you read the one update Brian? Woy was quoted saying the farthest west he'll go to college is Michigan. No Texas. :tongue:

Woy better be going to Penn St. - JayRock commands him.

We'll see if he listens.

Another update sometime tonight.

 

[Woy]

Oh. I thought you were going to do a big twist and not go there or something. Wait now I'm confused, lol

Good. You don't need to know where I'm going till I announce it, lol.

 

[Deviant]

GO TO MICHIGAN! DON'T YOU DARE BE A HOMER!

<3

 

[Woy]

I still can't believe your story is still in the high school days. i can't imagine what its guna b like when its in college.

Like I said, shit hits the fan in college. It'll be great.

My prediction, Woy ends up at Penn State

Definitely not Ohio State. :tongue:

GO TO MICHIGAN! DON'T YOU DARE BE A HOMER!

<3

We'll see Deviant.

UNC bound, come on man.

That would be nice, we'll see.

choose Penn State...you'll love the sea of white at Beaver Stadium.

I've been in that sea of white.

Update coming now.

 

[Woy]

Booking Our Trip To Philly

District 5-1 Everett Warriors (13-0) at District 3-2 Clairton Bears (11-2)

Woy's Word
Pack your bags Everett, we're heading to Philadelphia. Despite being a lower seed that last Friday's opponent Scottsdale Academy, Clairton was ranked higher in the Patriot Poll - the PIAA version of the BCS. We started off slow and were down by 17, but then our offense exploded in the second half.

Brad threw a bomb to me and I caught it in stride for an early 57 yard touchdown to cut the deficit to 10. Then a three-and-out by the Bears led into another long drive in which junior sensation Zach Millin took the handoff up the middle, broke the safety's ankles, and dashed into the endzone. Cory picked off a pass the following drive, and then Brad hit me on another touchdown pass to give us the lead for good. When the clock struck zero, the fans started pouring from the bleachers as we started celebrating our Cinderella-like run to the State Championship.

Everett 48
Clairton 24

5 catches, 173 yards, 2 TD

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"Ethan, did you think you'd be playing in the State champpionship at the beginning of the year?"

"Honestly, no. I had dreams of it, yes, but I didn't expect it. But after our great start, I started believing - and look at us now. I feel on top of the world and nothing will bring me down."

"How do you stop the great Jeremiah Young in the championship?"

"Jeremiah is a great back, and he plays for a great team. We need to be focused at all times and not let him break any tackles. That's his speciality and if we can't hit and wrap, we'll be in for a long night."

"Any words for Steelton?"

"Yeah. Be ready Steel-High, we're going to put on a show at Lincoln Financial. I can't wait."

Top Five Schools
1. Michigan
2. Penn State
3. Syracuse
4. Virginia Tech
5. West Virginia

 

[Justo]

nice update. Jeremiah Young is a fuckin beast! do they actually have Steel-High in the game? cuz all the schools i played in HS Playoffs i've never even heard of lol

 

[Woy]

Can't wait for State.

Good shit, Woy. Can't wait fo state!

Should be good.

nice update. Jeremiah Young is a fuckin beast! do they actually have Steel-High in the game? cuz all the schools i played in HS Playoffs i've never even heard of lol

Yes he is. And no they don't, they just take random cities in the state and give them high schools. I don't care about those fake schools, so I'm using real ones.

Nice update. States is goin be the shit. I got a question...what happened to the Rebecca chick?

Nice for you to bring her up. She'll be making an appearance sometime here.

 

[Woy]

Will try to update before 2 EST. I work 2-11 today.

 

[packersfan4eva]

don't go to michigan. don't do it

 

[Woy]

Keeping My Mouth Shut

The town went into chaos when they heard we'd be playing in the State championship. Fans were running through the streets celebrating, while others threw useless furniture of theirs in their backyard and set it on fire. The arrests and fines were handed out, and by Monday when everyone went back to school, the town calmed down.

Right away I could tell this would be the easiest week of school in my life. My teachers were showing movies and giving out passes, so no one would end up getting on the ineligible list. I got a pass out of first period with Brett, Brock, Brad, and Clinton and went to a local restaurant called Kelly's for breakfast.

"Yeah, can I get a number three combo with a chocolate muffin?"

"Damn Ethan, you're going to balloon in college if you continue to eat like you do."

"Haha, I need to gain some weight anyways. I'm too skinny to play in college right now."

"Made a decision yet on where you're going? I'm deciding between a few MAC schools."

"I got to gain at least 60 pounds to have a chance at defensive end at a college, haha."

"Yeah I think I'm going with Michigan."

"Really? Why's that?"

"Just like the campus up there and I licking my lips at the opportunity to turn that program around."

"What about Penn State?"

"I'm trying to walk on there. Who wouldn't want an All-State corner?"

"When he's five foot seven, haha. Brett, you should become a tight end like me."

"Dude, I already have better hands than you."

"No you don't."

"Yes I do."

"Do you guys ever stop arguing? And I'm not sure, they're up there Brad. I'm not officially making a decision till the U.S. Army All-American Game."

"You got invited to play in that?"

"Yeah, they called my house after the semis last Friday. Great opportunity to showcase my skills against the best players in the nation."

"You gonna pull up in a limo and guarantee four Heismans and four National Titles?"

"Haha, I'm not Jimmy Clausen. Be right back, I'm going to grab the paper."

I went outside to buy the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette to see if there's any talk about next Saturday night's championship. I put the paper on the table and went right to the sports page.

"Oh great."

JEREMIAH YOUNG CALLS OUT ETHAN WOY AND EVERETT

"Who has Everett played this year? A bunch of chumps, that's who. Beating Clairton by 24? We beat them at their home field by 45! They played in the weakest district in the state, and probably the weakest conference, and now they've gotten lucky to get here. We've been ranked number one in the Patriot Poll all year and I'm definitely not letting this Cinderella team beat us. We're going to be ready to show the state of Pennsylvania who really is the best team."

"Strong words, wonder what he has to say about me."

"And to Ethan Woy, you are a good player, but you're extremely overrated still. Number two receiver in the nation? You have to be paying Rivals to move you up the board! Our corners are all-WPIAL and they'll definitely shut you down. You aren't ready to go against our defense. I don't see number 15 taunting the Steel-High faithful Saturday night. Be ready for a long night and bring some tissues cause you'll be crying when we're holding that State championship trophy."

"I wonder what Ethan's comeback is going to be?"

"Nothing."

"What?!"

"Yeah. I'm keeping my mouth shut on this one. For once, I want my play to do the talking."

"You smoke something lately?"

"No, no. I'm just really focused for this game and can't let trashtalk distract me."

"You are smoking something, haha."

"Haha, nah."

"Is this a sign of maturity from Ethan?"

"Yeah, maybe a little sign. Oh look, here comes our food."

For the oddest reason, I didn't want to cause any controversy. I wanted to just shut my mouth, play my game, and prove the critics wrong.

Would that work in my favor or against it?