Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[Woy]

Jay, you're a dick.

I forgot my stats and the score, editing them in now.

 

[PEYMAN18]

Great win Woy!!!!!! That was crazy!!!! Great job!

 

[goDawgs1433]

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Rofl.

Congrats on the win, Woy.

 

[Woy]

Thanks for following guys.

I'm trying to think what I want my next update to be, cause I don't want to go directly into signing day. So I'll probably update sometime tomorrow afternoon.

 

[Woy]

Working on an update as we speak.

 

[T.Dot]

Nice, I figured you would win, Ethan Woy can't end his career with a loss

 

[packersfan4eva]

that was one of the best updates i've ever read

 

[Woy]

Nice, I figured you would win, Ethan Woy can't end his career with a loss

We'll have to see...there's still the U.S. Army All-American game still.

that was one of the best updates i've ever read

Really? I hated it, lol. Wasn't satisfied at all with it, but if you guys like it, then alright.

Finishing up the update, should be up within the next half an hour to an hour.

 

[Tearz49ers]

I am about to make my stamp on this report I love the part with your son and that had me chuckling to myself.

 

[Woy]

I am about to make my stamp on this report I love the part with your son and that had me chuckling to myself.

That was JayRock that posted that, that douche. :tongue:

But glad to see another follower, nice for you to check in Tearz.

 

[Woy]

You Can't Win Them All

After winning the State championship, our celebration was shortened. We were already into basketball season and despite playing some of the worst teams in our area, we slid to a 3-3 record. Our starting lineup consisted of one normal starter, and only three players that would get normal playing time. The five of us (Brad, Brad, Cory, Clinton, and I) needed to get back into the flow of things quickly and Coach Treece was pretty happy when we showed up for our first practice of the season. It was right before a big game against conference rival Northern Bedford, so us coming back was a blessing for Coach.

"You guys are finally done signing autographs for the town, huh?"

"Miss us Coach?"

"You bet, we've been struggling. Nate's not filling in well at center, but he's young. Nick's giving us a spark and Tyler has shown improvement, but overall it isn't the same. How's the arm Brad?"

"It still hurts, but I'll be good to play."

"That's good then, we need all of you."

"We're here to save your season coach."

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"And now, here's your starting lineup for our own Everett Warriors!"

The gym was filled up completely, with fans sitting in the isles even. Everett wanted to see this team make a similar type run to the PIAA double-A State championship in basketball.

"Junior guard, number four, Tyler Bulger!"

"Senior guard, number 14, Clinton Mearkle!"

"Senior guard, number 10, Brad Swindell!"

"Senior forward, number 12, Cory Waltman!"

"And senior forward, number 15, Ethan Woy!"

I won the opening tip and we dominated from the start, even though we were still very rusty.

"Dodson tries to cross over...Woy steals it! He dribbles down the floor and goes up...and hammers it in! A show-stopping dunk by Woy and now NBC calls a timeout."

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We ended up beating our rival 83-52. Then we went on a run where we only lost one game the rest of the season, and ended up finishing 25-3 in the regular season. District playoffs were a breeze, as we easily defeated the North Star Cougars in the District 5-AA title game. Then we advanced to the Elite Eight in the State playoffs where we were beaten by five by Terrelle Pryor's alma mater, Jeanette. You can't win them all, I guess.

The season was still very successful. Averaging almost 23 points, 8 rebounds, 5 assists and 3 blocks a game, I was voted ICC MVP, and was named to the All-State second team. Schools like Robert Morris, Temple, and VCU came calling to see if I would choose basketball over football, but with those kind of offers, I wasn't going to.

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February was coming to a close and some of our seniors were just deciding on where to play after this year.

"Brad Swindell is about to announce his college decision."

"After talking it over with my family, friends, and coaches, I decided that I will be playing at the...University of Buffalo next fall."

"Now, Cory Waltman is about to announce his college decision."

"I will become conference rivals with Brad and attend the...University of Temple."

"And finally, Clinton Mearkle is ready to announce his choice."

"I've decided to attend...Kent State University."

"There you go, three of Everett's best all going the MAC route."

"Nice choices guys. Wish you could join me at..."

"Yeah I know, but you'll do great there. Just remember when you have a bye week to come to our games."

"Haha, no doubt. Let's go bowling or something. Melyssa's out with her friends, and I need to see some good-looking chicks tonight."

"Woah, you're planning on cheating!?"

"No, no. It's like I'm on a diet. I can look at the food on the buffet all I want...I just can't taste."

"Haha, let's go."

Author's Note: The next update I'll post happens before this in the story...this was more of just a filler update before college.

 

[Deviant]

Curious window shopping usually leads to a "purchase".

Get you ass to Michigan. Don't be like your pussy teammates and go to the MAC.

 

[Yawkey Way]

great update woy

 

[Lumpkin]

Ethan Woy= two sport athlete? Nice updates, Can't wait to see where he committed. Jayrock bringing the lols with the baby update

 

[T.Dot]

Ethan Woy=sex god.

(not the real one, the one in the story )

 

[Woy]

Lol. Good update btw Ethan.

Thanks.

Curious window shopping usually leads to a "purchase".

Get you ass to Michigan. Don't be like your pussy teammates and go to the MAC.

Ethan's settled down...right?

I don't go to a MAC school, I'll say that now.

ARGH, with the "..." in place of "Florida" ...grrr!!! lol

Anyways, great update Ethan, and I can't wait for his decision

Thanks Ian, you'll find out next update.

great update woy

Thanks Yawk.

Ethan Woy= two sport athlete? Nice updates, Can't wait to see where he committed. Jayrock bringing the lols with the baby update

Yes he is. Jay thinks he knows how the story's gonna turn out. :tongue:

Ethan Woy=sex god.

(not the real one, the one in the story )

Maybe both of them are. Haha.

Nice update

Thanks.

If I can get some creative juices flowing, look for an update after work tonight. 3-11 shift, last day I work till Sunday.

 

[G-men]

what happened to the all-american game?

 

[Argath]

Good update there woy. I like it. How tall is Ethan? I would think playing center you would need to be atleast 6'6 or 6'7, especially if a team like VCU is recruiting you.

Can't wait to see who you sign with.

 

[Archer]

You better not choose some faggot college

 

[G-men]

You better not choose some faggot college

which is exactly why he should go to rutgers