Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[Deviant]

In the words of Lewis Black:

YOU'RE FUCKED!

 

[Miami Flash15]

You're a heck of a writer. I really enjoy reading your stuff.

Publish a book series.

 

[guchi45]

nice update

 

[Woy]

great job with that update i liked the flashbacks.... but what a dumb bitch :smh: only thing that will make up for it is you gotta post pics of "Melyssa"

Haha I'll see what I can find. And if you have noticed, Ethan has a lot of flashbacks throughout the story.

That caught me completely off guard. Good update looking forward to seeing how he is going to balance school, athletics and now a family. Are they staying in the same dorm together?

We'll hav e to see. It will probably be brought up in the next update.

Oh boy. There is no way! It's going to be mighty difficult. Maybe Perry's going to go after the kid!?

Anyways, probably your best written update yet. Great, great job. GOOD SHIT WOY!

Thanks Jay, and that could be a possibly.

In the words of Lewis Black:

YOU'RE FUCKED!

:rofl:

You're a heck of a writer. I really enjoy reading your stuff.

Publish a book series.

Thanks man, I appreciate it.

nice update

Thank you.

Woy Jr. here we come. Maybe he'll play tennis.

LOL no. No son of mine is playing tennis.

I usually stay away from RTGs and I'm not a big fan of them, but I got to admit, this is great bro.

Thanks man, I'm glad I could change your mind about them a little bit.

...fuckin Catholics... :smh: (ps, nice update Woy ) ...but damn those Catholic chicks...

Thanks Ian.

I work 3-9 tonight, but I won't be on as long as I'm usually on tonight, as well as the rest of the week. It's my school's mini-camp for football, and I'm helping out with that a little, so I'll be going to bed earlier.

Still with all that being said, update probably tonight.

 

[Miami Flash15]

Have you "done it" yet?

 

[Argath]

And I was JUST wondering what happened to Rebecca while reading the beginning of that update too.. damn. Shits gonna get complicated/interesting real fast with that baby. I have a feeling this baby is going to come into play with CP getting Ethan to stop playing football..

 

[packersfan4eva]

as long as ethan and melyssa don't break up, i don't give a shit what happens with the baby

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Dude great update

 

[Justo]

congrats man

 

[Woy]

Nice update, but idk you gotta alot of responsibilities

We'll see how he handles them.

damn man..Melyssa's pregnant. i think Rebecca is gonnna get involved soon.

Yeah, she'll show up sooner or later.

Have you "done it" yet?

Haha, you mean have sex? I think cbgolfer, JayRock, Justo, and godawgs can vouch for me when they have seen one of the girls. Obviously, I have. Lol.

And I was JUST wondering what happened to Rebecca while reading the beginning of that update too.. damn. Shits gonna get complicated/interesting real fast with that baby. I have a feeling this baby is going to come into play with CP getting Ethan to stop playing football..

Adds more controversy onto the table, hence the title.

A baby + football + basketball + school = a stressed Woy. Lol. Wondering what CP will think of this though. Awesome update as usually Woy

Thanks bro, we'll have to see what happens.

as long as ethan and melyssa don't break up, i don't give a shit what happens with the baby

Don't worry, I don't think that will happen...or will it?

Dude great update

Thanks.

congrats man

congrats dude

Thanks.

Congratulations Woy, you hella deserve it! :thumbsup:


-ps: Thanks for mentioning my JFA as chises you like to read

Thanks and no problem, obviously your's is one of the best on here.

Congrats Woy

Thanks bro.

Congrats on the featured chise it is well deserved

Thanks man, I appreciate it. It's my second Weekly Featured Franchise - I had an Arizona Cardinals one on NFL 2K5 that won it about two months ago. It's an honor just to win it once.

 

[Woy]

Getting Some Help

"You did what!?"

...

"How the hell are you going to balance everything?"

...

"Dude, I'm really surprised. Congrats and good luck."

...

Just some reactions about the news. Obviously I couldn't keep it a secret that Melyssa was pregnant, so I prepared for the yelling and the "you're not responsible, blah, blah" talks. My friends and my father didn't tear me up as much as I thought, which was a huge relief. However, the one day I went to Melyssa's, where I was in for a big punch to the gut...

...literally.

"What the fuck Troy?"

Troy was madder than hell when I walked through the door. I only got two steps in before I took a shot to the gut.

"What the fuck Troy? More like 'what the fuck Ethan?' How the fuck did you get my sister pregnant!?"

"Well when a man and a woman like each other very much, sometimes things more than kissing happen..."

I was stopped mid-sentence when I received another punch to the gut.

"I hate fucking sarcasm. You should have the fucking shit beat out of you right now."

"Don't you think you've done enough?"

"Let me think about it...umm no."

Another punch to the gut and I was doubling over on the floor in obvious pain. Melyssa started to sprint down the stairs when she saw me.

"What the hell did you do Troy?"

"What does I look like I did Mel? He just fucked up your future! He..."

"No he didn't! If anything, he improved my future."

"Oh shit, now he's got you hopped up on drugs."

"Shut up Troy, I don't do drugs."

Troy kicked me in the gut as his anger increased.

"Stay the fuck out of this Ethan! Now Mel, tell me how the hell he improved your future?"

"Because...now it allows us to start a family."

"Haha, that has to be the stupidest thing I ever heard. Young puppy love, how cute?"

"Troy, you're just jealous of what we have."

"How so Mel?"

"Because, I know how your ex-fiance cheated on you a week before your wedding a year ago."

Suddenly Troy's face went from an expression of anger to one of complete disbelief.

"Mel...I thought that was just between me and you. Why bring that up now?"

"Because Troy, I can see it in you...you're jealous of what Ethan and I have."

"Not true..."

"Oh I know it is. You're jealous of me and want me to go down the same road that you did."

"Honestly...you're right."

I started to recover and slowly stood up. Troy started to stare right at me.

"The less you say, the better."

I just nodded my head in agreement.

"Listen Ethan, I'm sorry for treating you the way I have. Mel's right; I'm still not over the pain and suffering my ex-fiance put me through. And now that I see my sister happy with someone, I get jealous. I feel like, 'I suffered through hell, she should have to also.' And that's wrong, and I'm sorry. At first, I didn't like you...you know that. I hated your cockiness, your attitude, everything...because you remind me of me at your age. Yeah Ethan, I was the exact same way. Not so much as the school's star athlete, but yet as the popular kid. I figured you were using Mel as 'just another girl', but the more I saw you spend time with her, the more I realized you actually do care for my sister. I'm not going to lie - I'm pissed off about the whole pregnancy thing. But I believe in you Ethan...you'll make a good father. If you need any help with your son or daughter, just call. Truce?"

I was completely shocked about the series of events. It's funny how one event in your life can completely change your thoughts about them.

"Truce."

And with that handshake, I molded the first steps to a possible friendship, and more importantly a person that can help me out with my son or daughter.

God knows I'll need a lot of help balancing everything...

 

[T.Dot]

Hope everything works out, if your going to have a baby and plays two sports in college you'll need some help raising it

 

[Woy]

Nice update. Troy's attitude changed REALLY fast though.

Bringing up the past does that to people.

 

[Deviant]

Ex-fiance? Damn, tell that bum he needs to get out of his parent's house. How old is he?

 

[Archer]

Is it too late to punch her stomach repeatedly and "accidently" push her down the stairs in order to bring on a "shocking and traumatic event in which the baby is no longer alive"?

Beacause if this fucks with your sports then I will be pissed Woy

 

[Miami Flash15]

This is a hell of a chise. Really enjoying reading your book. Something special about it. Great stuff!

 

[packersfan4eva]

i still can't believe wat u put ethan through

 

[G-men]

how difficult is it to use a fucking condom?

 

[Woy]

awww, I was hoping Troy would go a step further and rape you and then Melyssa get involved......I mean what?

Nice update Woy, glad to see some character growth (and WOW to the amount of guests you're getting now)

Thanks man, appreciate it. Lol at what you said about Troy.

nice udate man. hopefullly ethan and troy can form a friendship.

Yeah hopefully so.

Back from a 1-day hiatus and good GRIEF Woy. I can understand knockin' these broads off but knockin' them up?

BEFORE COLLEGE EVEN?!?!

...you know what they say, more money (cause you'll be getting cheddar) = more problems. She saw your earning potential, poked holes in the condoms or something. lol

Lol nah...in fact, I'll show you a little bit of foreshadowing.

"The award I'm about to give you."

"I'm pregnant..."

The "award" that Melyssa gave Ethan was the start of a new child. That's the main reason why she said about the award. She knew about not having birth control pills, so she planned this all along. Ethan doesn't know this however.

Very hard to pick out, but yeah.

 

[Woy]

Ex-fiance? Damn, tell that bum he needs to get out of his parent's house. How old is he?

21. Unemployed right now, so that's why he lives at his parent's. We'll touch more on Troy's story a little later on.

Awwww snap!

Is it too late to punch her stomach repeatedly and "accidently" push her down the stairs in order to bring on a "shocking and traumatic event in which the baby is no longer alive"?

Beacause if this fucks with your sports then I will be pissed Woy

Ethan doesn't want the same thing to happen with Rebecca, so that won't happen.

Nice gold username BTW.

This is a hell of a chise. Really enjoying reading your book. Something special about it. Great stuff!

Thanks bro, appreciate it.

Nice update, this was the best part lol

That line shows a good bit of my real life personality...I'm a really sarcastic guy.

i still can't believe wat u put ethan through

lolwut? I don't know what you're talking about.

how difficult is it to use a fucking condom?

He was wearing one. However, they only prevent pregnancy 97% of the time.

Awesome update. I thought Ethan would have kicked Troy's ass, especially after that kick to the gut. Oh well, at least he'll help you out.

Yeah, I bet a lot more people thought I'd beat up Troy as well. Threw a curveball in there.


Going to start an update now.