Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[Woy]

What the eff?!!



lol

Two term papers and a final will do that to you, lol.

 

[Woy]

Eh, I might have the time to get an update done this afternoon. I already have two pages done on my second term paper, so if I put that off an hour or so to work on an update, it won't really hurt me.

 

[Woy]

Long Road Ahead of Us

Boston College Eagles (0-0) at Syracuse Orange (0-0)

Silence filled the home locker room. It was the first game of the season against Boston College and almost all my teammates looked nervous. We lost our emotional leader in Delone last year and no one seemed like they wanted to step up and take over that role. I guess it was mine by default, despite the fact I was only a sophomore.

After coach made his speech, we all ran out of the locker room and to the edge of the tunnel. I pushed my way to the middle of the huddle and filled Mr. Carter's role very nicely.

"There's something," I started to yell. "Something about this team, something about this season, something in the air. Can you feel it!? Forget the disappointment of last season, it doesn't matter. This is the year, the year we shock the nation with our talent and prove that Syracuse isn't ever an easy win on the schedule. Teams should fucking afraid to play us...do you hear me!? No more bullshit; let's show them what we're made of." I must have done a good job because those looks of nervousness turned to ones of eagerness and willingness to get out on the field. Finally, I smirked and cried out, "who we are!?"

"SU!"

"And what we do!?"

"Stomp on you!"

"I said, what we do!?"

"Stomp on you!"

"Break it down now! One, two, three..."

"SU will rock you!"

...

"And here are your 2010 Syracuse Orange," the play-by-play announcer said, with a hint of excitement in his voice. Boston College is coming off of 6-7 season last year, and has the talent to compete for an ACC title. It was definitely one of the most intriguing match-ups of the first week.

We won the toss and chose to receive. Junior runningback Doug Hogue started the game off with a few runs, but then Ryan couldn't hit a receiver and we were forced to punt. Boston College's runningback Montel Harris ripped apart our defense and scored to put up the Eagles 7-0.

And that was only the beginning of the end for us. Ryan came back next drive and threw an interception, which led to another Harris score. Our offense started to get going in the second quarter, but then another bad pass by Ryan was picked off and returned for another score. I hung my head in disgust as it seemed like I was playing with Greg all over again.

I had a decent game for the most part, but Ryan and our defense continued to struggle. He threw another pick six and the other side of the ball allowed 34 points in a shellacking that proved we definitely had some work to do get become a contender. And yes, that silent locker room before the game was once again silent afterward.

Boston College 48
Syracuse 10

6 catches, 84 yards

 

[Justo]

must be nice not having to meet Rodney's demands every game

 

[packersfan4eva]

just got ur ass handed to u

 

[Woy]

just got ur ass handed to u

Haha tell me about it. Maybe I'll be bowl-eligible by next year.

I'm working on another update now, not sure when it'll be done.

 

[Woy]

Changes

"Great practice guys," said Coach Marrone, as the team was huddled around him. "We should be ready for Saturday, it's time to prove last week was a fluke. Remember that our flight leaves at 9:00 tomorrow for Washington, so make sure you are here. Besides Woy, you guys are free to go."

Huh? I wonder why I needed to stay.

"Ethan, Coach Green wants to speak to you," he explained to me. "It's nothing serious; he just wants to go over some last-minute game planning and other shit."

I just nodded my head and went back to the lockerroom. After showering and getting dressed, I knocked on Coach Green's door and he motioned for me to come in.

"Sit down Ethan," he said. I was kind of surprised that he didn't have Ryan in here as well, seeing that we were apparently going over some last-minute game planning. Unless he already talked to him, we might not be on the same page.

"What's up Jer?" I asked, hoping this meeting would be fast and painless.

"Do you remember when we put in a basic version of Texas Tech's offense over camp?"

"Yeah," I replied. "What about it?"

"It's time to break it out," he revealed, smiling. "Washington has a weak pass defense and despite last week's struggles from Ryan, he was excited about the move when I brought it up to him earlier today."

"Spiderman's about to have some fun out there," I thought. I was still uneasy towards Ryan because of his performance against Boston College, but if the coaching staff believed in him, I guess I had to too.

"Plus without Delone, we don't have much of a running game right now," he added. "Doug didn't really impress in camp, but we had no other choice. You are our offense right now. The more you get the ball, the more successful our offense will be. And the fact that our defense is shaky right now, we'll need to score points to win some ball games."

"True," I replied. "You know I can handle the load though. Just get me the ball and things will happen."

Coach smiled even more. "That's exactly what I wanted to hear. Now get out of here and get some rest. We'll have a lot more time to talk on the plane tomorrow."

I shook his hand and walked out. It seemed with the switching of offenses, they might be going out of their way to get me a Heisman.

Nothing wrong with that, right?

 

[Lumpkin]

I hope that new offense works out for you cause the defense is looking pretty bad.

 

[Woy]

That was mainly a filler update, so sorry if it wasn't that great.

Gonna start the game update.

 

[Woy]

Jake on Lockdown

Syracuse Orange (0-1) at Washington Huskies (1-0)

Washington, riding high off of their upset against USC last year and their bowl win, came into this game very confident. Jake Locker was a pre-season Davey O'Brien Award candidate and a darkhorse for the Heisman as well. We knew it would be a tough game but were expecting a win with the new wrinkle to our offense that they weren't ready for.

However, things looked bleak with Ryan coming out the first drive and throwing a pick six. But as fate would have it, we would score on our next drive off of a Doug Hogue run and then we got our own gift pick six from Locker.

It was 14-7 going into the third quarter, when Ryan threw me a screen pass. I received a great block from fellow receiver Lavar Lodbell and was off to the races for a 60 yard touchdown. Moments later, our defense picked off Locker for the second time and then Hogue found the endzone in three plays to give us a 28-7 advantage.

Despite two more interception touchdown returns by Washington's defense, we held their offense from scoring a single point and won in convincing fashion. I was upset with Ryan's performance, especially since he was the only reason why the Huskies scored, but the joy of winning overshadowed my anger.

Syracuse 35
Washington 21

8 catches, 165 yards, 1 TD

 

[packersfan4eva]

another year at syracuse, another shitty quarterback. good luck anyways . nice win though

 

[Woy]

Yeah we dominated that game, I was surprised. Hopefully the BC game was just a fluke.

And I really liked the title of that update, hope you guys did too.

 

[trojan49er]

phew...it took me a day and a half, but I just read this thing from the beginning. Hell of a RtG you got goin here Woy, good luck with bowl eligibility this year and keep your ass outta trouble...like thats gonna happen. CPs gonna off your ass on draft day...with the third pick of the 2012 draft, the Detroit Lions select Ethan Woy, Syracuse! Cheers, the crowd goes wild! Bang!

 

[Woy]

phew...it took me a day and a half, but I just read this thing from the beginning. Hell of a RtG you got goin here Woy, good luck with bowl eligibility this year and keep your ass outta trouble...like thats gonna happen. CPs gonna off your ass on draft day...with the third pick of the 2012 draft, the Detroit Lions select Ethan Woy, Syracuse! Cheers, the crowd goes wild! Bang!

Wow, that is truly dedication. I thank you good sir.

I'll be updating tonight, so you'll be able to read something fresh.

 

[Woy]

Thursday Night Lights

Syracuse Orange (1-1) at Akron Zips (1-0)

Before tonight, I have never played on a Thursday. Even though the Big East schedules a lot of their conference games on Thursday, we didn't have the luxury of getting our program on prime-time.

We came out swinging with a long drive carried by Doug. Our playcalling confused the Akron defense and coaching staff with an opening drive full of running plays. He punched it in from eight yards out and we went up 7-0 early after the extra point.

Akron answered with a score of their own and then I scored on a slant from six yards out to start the second quarter. Our defense stepped up and forced a fumble on the Zips' next drive, and then I made a catch that would surely be on Sportscenter's top 10 plays tomorrow.

"Nassib is in the shotgun," Chris Fowler announced. "Three receivers to the left of him, Woy by himself on the right. Here's the snap, he drops back and throws a lob to Woy, who is double-teamed...what an incredible leaping catch! Touchdown Orange! Spiderman just took that ball away from the corner and safety and brought it down with both feet in bounds!"

After bailing out Nassib's ass with that second touchdown catch, he settled down and tossed two more touchdowns to senior receiver Lavar Lodbell to give us our second win of the season. And guess who would be waiting for us next weekend at home? South Carolina.

Syracuse 38
Akron 10

12 catches, 162 yards, 2 TD

 

[Woy]

Nice. Thats some Heisman numbers right there. Next Fitz? Let's see.

Thanks man. I like seeing some new followers checking this out now.

Shit's going down in the next few updates.

 

[trojan49er]

Does Rebecca come back during the South Carolina game? Has she told Garcia about your past relationship and how it ended? Has she told him that she desperately wants Woy back? Find out next time on Catching Controversy. LOL straight outta daytime soaps. Next few updates should be interesting.

My guess, Rebecca poisoned both Garcia and Mel, accidentally spilling some in Sidney Crosby's food, killing him off as well. Both Mel and Garcia end up in the hospital where they both end up kickin it, but not before Rebecca shows up and she and Woy have a cry and then, overcome with grief, Rebeccas seduction of Woy takes hold and they have the sexy time...only it turns out Melyssa wasnt dead, she was testing E and he failed her test. So, she shoots both Woy and Rebecca and runs away with her secret lover CP. Mel, however is so overcome by grief that she offs CP and herself as well as four random characters that get introduced to say one line before they die, or get mentioned offhand by a main character. Meanwhile, Evan's gunshot wound has turned him into an instant gangsta and he walks around strapped all the time. Someone tries to rob the Woy household and Evan, trying to save the day, accidentally kills everyone in the house, including Breann and E's baby as Breann adopted the child after Mel ran away and she was there console the family. Stricken with grief, Evan goes to Hooters to try and cheer up...only to run into Britt who is moping over losing Woy, Evan, pissed off after finding out what she did to his brother, offs Britt and then does himself in. The End

-By William Shakespeare

 

[trojan49er]

lol wut

That Washington title was cheesy:smh: Nice win over Akron. :gold: Rebecca is a cheerleader, so she's gonna kill you.

Romeo and Juliet + Hamlet + Catching Controvery = my previous post

Why did I choose to introduce four random character just to kill them off two lines later? Cuz Im William Motherfuckin Shakespeare

 

[Lumpkin]

So far so good for Syracuse. I do have a question. If your Spiderman whose the green goblin?

 

[Woy]

So far so good for Syracuse. I do have a question. If your Spiderman whose the green goblin?

Never thought about that, lol.

Update coming.