Oh, ok, why certaintly!
- Anthony Hickey leads the nation in steals. He's from Kentucky, was Mr. Kentucky basketball. I think he's majoring in communications but not sure.
- Johnny O'Bryant is from Mississippi, he used to have long dreads but his new haircut kind of makes him look like Kendrick Lamar. He gets lots of double doubles and I hope he does not go pro next season because I want him to play more games for my team.
- Andre Stringer is really short so I call him "Shortstack" ... always fun.
- Andrew Del Piero is 7'3 and did not play basketball in high school. In fact, he played the TUBA! In the marching band! After being discovered (I mean, who can miss a 7 foot Tuba player amirite?) he was plucked out of the brass section and asked to walk-on. Now he's on the real team with a scholarship and he starts every game.
- Shavon Coleman is named Shavon which is funny, and he's a low post player even though he's only like 6'4 which is also funny. Sometimes he has good games.
- Shane Hammink is cool he's from Europe but his dad played at LSU like 20 years ago around the same time Shaq did. So he's basically the next Shaq.
- Charles Carmouche started his college career at UNO but then transferred to Memphis and now he's at LSU for his final year. One could say he's a journeyman.
- Malik Morgan is good sometimes.
- Jalen Courtney wants to be a coach one day.