CLOWN's BLACKFRIDAY Special

[JOHNNYTHECLOWN]

It's my BLACK FRiDAY SPECIAL, from 12-6 PM Est, I'll be accepting challenges. Any and all who are willing...

My goal is to give you guys a real savings... Saving you the trouble of an endzone celebration. Along with full recaps of the games, I'll also be keeping track of my stats as well as my opponents'.

The only real catch is, I'll also be randoming my teams. Haven't ran with too many squads other than the Pats when normally in years past I've used a bunch of different teams. You guys can match up if you want or run with your squad.

Feel free to post in the thread for games and/or check back later as the day progresses for updates.


NOW LET'S GET IT ON. issed:


BLACK WEEKEND TOTAL STATS
Turnovers: +4 (Game 1: -5, Game 2: +6, Game 3: +2, Game 4: 0, Game 5: +3)
Points Against: 84 (Game 1: 50, Game 2: 0, Game 3: 13, Game 4: 14, Game 5: 14)
Points for: 105 (Game 1: 14, Game 2: 26, Game 3: 35, Game 4: 8, Game 5: 22)
Savings of:(+21)

OVERALL RECORD: 3-2

 

[JOHNNYTHECLOWN]

12:08 pm : Alright so this will be my running log of GAME 1, of the CLOWN's BLACKFRiDAY Special. I'm subbing for UMferlag's TST Rams, against Len B's Super Bowl runner up Niners.

Should be interesting.

12:18 pm: Well it's 21-0 after 2 pick 6's.

...That's all that was recovered in the game's black box...

Len B's TST Niners def. JTC subbing for UMFer's TST Rams 50-14​

Filling in for UMFer turned out to be quite the task with that squad. Didn't really want to play with any Pats, but mfer had Ochocinco, Tate, Kettani... picking up NE's leftovers I see.

But back to the game, Len's Niners smothered the shit out of me. His defense has incredible awareness, they were all over everything I threw. One big thing I knew was I wouldn't be able to get away with some of the shit I do with my Pats... well this game could of had at least 4 more turnovers.

Kaepernick almost had a perfect passer rating missing it by .2, 13/16 199yards and 3 TDs, while Bradford was 12/20 230 yards, 1 TD and 3 INTs.

But the ability to run Frank Gore whenever he needed any sort of yardage was what sealed it. Frank Gore carried the ball 24 times, 120 yards but was kept out of the end zone. Jackson had some success but saw limited touches, only bright spot was a 30 yard screen pass.

Score was 28-0 after a 38 yard TD pass to Davis, two INT returned for TDs and a Crabtree 17 yard pass. Rams got on the board with a 52 yard pass from Bradford to Ochocinco, 28-7.

Niners finished the half up 35-7 scoring with :04 left in the half.

Len's punts had crazy hangtime fucked me up, and he scored on one of TWO fumbled punts by me. Managed to get a deep pass and ran it in with SJax but yeah... def a tough game, and it ended with me pump faking instead of throwing to L1 for the safety. 50-14...:smh:

PLAYER OF THE GAME:

 

FRANK GORE

BLACKFRiDAY STATS after Game 1
Turnovers: -5
Points Against: 50
Points for: 14
Savings of: 0 (-36)


Whose Next MFERs?

 

[JOHNNYTHECLOWN]

1:26 pm: OOOhh boy, the Clown will be in some Second to None action for the first time in awhile. Taking on MVPete's Bucs using the Panthers.

Another divisional match... KICKOFF is NOW!

JTC subbing for 220 Panthers def. MvPete's Bucs 26-0 (BumPete DNF )​

Game started out with both teams feeling each other out. After one punt the Bucs were driving down the field, after a fumble, Chris Gamble scooped it up, took it to the house after breaking a tackle and all. After that the game's face was set.

Bucs punted and on the following drive the Panthers managed to drive down the field and attempt a FG... the Field goal was missed and the Bucs were ready to capitalize and tie the game up. Bucs tossed it out, and another fumbled was forced which ultimately gave the Panthers their missed FG.

Pete started forcing things and once I figured out that Terrell Owens was essentially uncoverable, I started feeding the man the ball. After a nice drive, I hit TO in the end zone. Bucs would throw an INT and after a 3 and out, my punting skills shined as I downed the ball at the 11.

SAFETY for the Panthers and the game was starting to slip from Pete's Bucs... After receiving the ball on the Free Kick, Cam Newton lined up, pump faked on a slant and go and that's all she wrote as TO was gone for a 46 yard TD. 26-0 at half.

He gets the ball first in the 2nd half, throws a bomb deep, USER PICKED AGAIN, and the game ends there... yup, MFer turned off his system or quit or whatever lame shit he did. WEEAK SAUCE.

Peyton Manning went 2/9 for 21 yards 4 INTs.
Cam Newton - 8/15 151 yards 2 TDs

Blount's first carry went for 55 yards, after that he picked up 3 yards on 3 carries.

Disappointed the MFer quit on me. And if he didn't I'll let him come in here and explain...

But mfer was getting beasted. Mind you my TST Pats suffered a beat down at the hands of Pete subbing for the Bills in season 1. Score was like 59-10... Glad I could even it up with a divisional win for the 2-2-0 Panthers.

Player of the Game:

 

TERRELL OWENS - 6 rec, 124 yards 2 TDs, in 1 half

BLACKFRiDAY GAME 2 Stats
Turnovers: +6
Points Against: 0
Points for: 26
Savings of: 26 (-10)

 

[BigBucs]

I see your ass lurking Pete, why you quitting? :yao: U down to run one Clown? Bucs aint losing this one.

 

[BigBucs]

Cool. Next time Im getting my ass handed to me in a league game Ill quit because I have shit to do lol.

 

[BigBucs]

Hopefully that includes someone stapling your mouth up. I didn't drop TST and 220 for no reason.

:beersalute: Ur still a quitter though

 

[Jmiles]

Peter is one busy motherfucker. Let him be. At least he says he isn't going to finish before every game he plays. :lol:

 

[Houston]

http://www.virtualsportsdaily.com/forum/showthread.php?t=108487

 

[JOHNNYTHECLOWN]

didn't see this til now BB...

sidenote: when did you say that shit would be a 2 quarter game lol ?

anyway, is what it is...

 

[JOHNNYTHECLOWN]

didn't see this til now BB...

sidenote: when did you say that shit would be a 2 quarter game lol ?

anyway, is what it is...

it also is hard as shit to find a game up in this bitch


sidenote: lol @ this thread really being called 'JTC subs two games for UMFer on Black Friday'

 

[BigBucs]

U wanna roll now JTC?

http://www.virtualsportsdaily.com/forum/showthread.php?t=108487

Go listen to some more Yuck faggit. Next time Ill quit.

 

[NWSaint]

JTC!!

.. I'll be around later on tonight lookin' to run a couple games..

.. if your around let's do it!.. gimee' a time, and don't forget, i'm out
West side!!.. oooooooo, Pats vs. dem' Saints.. I dig it!!

.. I only wish I could bring my league team at'cha.. it'd get outta hand ;-)




NW.

 

[JOHNNYTHECLOWN]

So my Black Friday has been extended into a BLACK WEEKEND and Madden has taken over yet another day.

JTC's TST Patriots def. THEONLY's TST Dolphins 35-13

The first quarter started out slow, I had left TST to sub so my depth chart was a little funked up. But I learned to live with it.

We went back and forth in the first up until I saw Welker uncovered in the slot, were he took it 68 yards for the TD.

Only came back with a long Reggie Bush run for a TD on the very next play from scrimmage. I had originally beaten a Bush-less Phins team so I was prepared for Bush to take the game over.

But offensively I was able to score on a nice slant to offseason acquisition, Legedu Nnanee. It was all Patriots after that as I ran through my stable of backs, Ridley, Vereen, LenWhale and Woodhead.

THEONLY runs a nice offense and if he could get a back with a little more durability he'll be in business. Same thing defensively, I think once he settles in he'll be a strong player, especially after a trade to get VY.

Player of the Game

 

TOM BRADY 240 yards, 4 TDs 0 ints

 

[JOHNNYTHECLOWN]

I guess the real name of the thread really should be JTC's Weekend of Subbing because UP NEXT: JTC subs for GangstaeE TGT Saints vs. OOBL's TGT Panthers.

OOBL's TGT Panthers def. JTC's TGT Saints 14-8

This was a tough defensive battle but I must say, it does leave a sour taste in my mouth. OOBL didn't score a single point on offense. Yes, I threw two user INTs, both were very ill advised and both went for touchdowns.

It was a tough game, and I was watching what OOBL does because this is one of our first league games we've played against each other so just checking out he plays is always interesting.

I feel like if I had a better offense, yeah I know better than the Saints, I would have gotten a little something but hey, it was a great game. I had 10 sacks in the game, I was def getting to him and a few coverage sacks with some speed on defense definetly helped that too.

Key play of the game was after a safety, putting the score at 7-5, OOBL user picked the very first pass Brees threw and took it to the house to seal up the game early in the fourth. Managed to get a FG with 2:30 or so left, but failed to convert the onside kick.

Player of the Game

 

OOBL's Cheesey FS - 2 INTs, 2 TDs

 

[JOHNNYTHECLOWN]

Finally it only took me 4 games but FINALLY we had a challenger. EmpireWF said motherfucker let's roll and I said let's do it.

For the first time, I also got to randomize my team, and they picked the OAKLAND RAIDERS.

JTC's Raiders def. EmpireWF's Giants 22-14

Another fun/defensive game, something that I've had struggles finding sometimes, especially with league games and running backs rushing for 1000 yards a game.

It didn't look good early as Eli Manning hit Mario Manningham for a 70 yard pass on the games first drive. But after a well orchestrated drive and a strong azz leg SEBASTIAN JANIKOWSKI came through from 55.

...then from 37, 41 and 53 to make it 12-7 Oakland.

I got the ball at half, and one of the major reasons I decided to play a bunch of games with different teams and different playbooks was that I was having offensive issues with my Pats. My offense was too much misdirection, and some of that still lingers with me. First pass after half was a screen that Prince Amukamura jumped in front of and but the Raiders behind 14-12.

With the ball again, driving down the field on first down the Giants blitzed their safety and Carson Palmer chucked it up for Jacoby Ford running a slant corner, and Amukamara may have been in position to make the tackle but went for the ball and Ford left him in the dust.

With time ticking off the clock on a 3rd and long the Raiders got to the line quickly and ran a nice off tackle play that put them in position for a FG to start the fourth. 19-14 Raiders at the end of the 3rd.

The Raiders' All star Janikowski would kick his 5th FG of the game and put the Raiders ahead 8.

It was a good game, and like I told Empire, I like the Raiders' front 7 and the Pats don't get a pass rush like that so I think he may have had a better shot.

IDK if I'll be playing again but if not, Thanks to those who played me... even if I was subbing for most of you fools.

Player of the Game:

 

Sebastian Janikowski - 5/5, 55, 53, 47, 37, 37.

 

[JOHNNYTHECLOWN]

I know I said I thought I was done but I just can't stay away. Especially when I get the opportunity to avenge a loss... not just a loss that happen this year, or in a league... BUT IN MY BLACK WEEKEND SPECIAL... Is that racist? I don't give a fuck.

That's right, after a weak 14-8 loss at the hands of OOBL in his TGT game, I get to sub for GangstaEstyle again, in his Vikings TST game.

OOBL's TST Lions def. JTC's TST Vikings 28-26

This is game 1 of the Tim Tebow experiment I guess for OOBL and that dude operates the offense like a Madden version of Tim Tebow... aside from the shit tons of bombs, yea OOBL I'll leave your great WRs in one on one because Tebow can't get them the ball.

Although mfer did get me with that QB draw shit... 71 yarder, that cheesey mfer probably already got that Tebow trophy, but congrats if you got it against me.

The TST Vikings have Stevie Johnson and may I add that that mfer is pretty shweet. It's like the ball just comes to him sometimes.

But back to this shit...

Tebow - 10/20 211 yards, 3 TDs 2 INTs, 10 rushes 170 yards TD

Fuck Tim Tebow. Before the shitty animations let me do anything was gone... :smh:

And this time I felt like Madden gods robbed me... shoulda been another INT but instead some bs Megtron shit... fuck these physical specimens...

Got it close but couldn't seal the deal a couple times and he came up with big stops when he needed, picked up big first downs... mfer...

This high passing mfer killed that dwarf team. And Fuck Tim Tebow.

 

[NWSaint]

I'll be lookin' for ya a bit later on JTC... don't hide on me now ;-)




NW.

 

[JOHNNYTHECLOWN]

I'll be lookin' for ya a bit later on JTC... don't hide on me now ;-)




NW.

you on way too late mfer .... crazy hawaiian time zone

 

[DSGB101MM]

JTC sounds interesting, let me know when you wanna run

 

[Jmiles]

DSGB! We need to run a game soon as well. I gotta see how you are getting all those sacks with Peppers! :dunno:

23 through 14 games! :michaelscott: